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Old 08-22-2011, 06:21 PM
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What does one do if one wishes neither to work, nor to bang on the drum all day? Are there any other options?
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Old 08-22-2011, 06:23 PM
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What does one do if one wishes neither to work, nor to bang on the drum all day? Are there any other options?
Ask Jerome the Gnome for a job as his footstool.

Become an artist, Author, Musician etc.

Rob a bank.

Cyber theft.
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Old 08-22-2011, 06:28 PM
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You could kick your feet up then stare at the fan, turn the TV on and throw your hand in your pants.
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Old 08-22-2011, 06:33 PM
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Old 08-22-2011, 06:55 PM
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Old 08-22-2011, 06:57 PM
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Who wrote the book of love?

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Old 08-22-2011, 06:59 PM
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What is love?
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Why can't I make a fortune at my kitchen table while wearing pajamas?
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Old 08-22-2011, 07:23 PM
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Baby, baby, where did our love go?
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Old 08-22-2011, 08:43 PM
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Did I disappoint you? Leave a bad taste in your mouth?

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Old 08-22-2011, 08:51 PM
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Do you really want to hurt me?
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What's love got to do with it?
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What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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Old 08-22-2011, 09:25 PM
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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
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If you had my love, and I gave you all my trust, would you comfort me?

And if somehow you knew that your love would be untrue, would you lie to me, and call me baby?
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Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who?
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Where was that stooped and mealy colored old man I used to call "Papa," when the merry-go-round broke down?
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How much is that doggy in the window? The one with the waggily tail!
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When someone says that something tastes like shit, how do they know?
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Old 08-22-2011, 09:46 PM
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When someone says that something tastes like shit, how do they know?
Y_ _ R M _ M

Would you like to buy a vowel?

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Why can't we be ourselves like we were yesterday?
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