08-22-2011, 06:21 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Indianapolis, IN, USA
Pressing questions that demand an answer
What does one do if one wishes neither to work, nor to bang on the drum all day? Are there any other options?
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08-22-2011, 06:23 PM
Banned for death threats
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Dr X's mum
Re: Pressing questions that demand an answer
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Adam
What does one do if one wishes neither to work, nor to bang on the drum all day? Are there any other options?
Ask Jerome the Gnome for a job as his footstool.
Become an artist, Author, Musician etc.
Rob a bank.
Cyber theft.
08-22-2011, 06:28 PM
It's however you interpret the question...
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: On A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream
Gender: Bender
Re: Pressing questions that demand an answer
Should I stop the kitty when he starts eating the dogs' food?
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08-22-2011, 06:28 PM
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Re: Pressing questions that demand an answer
You could kick your feet up then stare at the fan, turn the TV on and throw your hand in your pants.
08-22-2011, 06:33 PM
Astroid the Foine Loine between a Poirate and a Farrrmer
Join Date: Feb 2011
Gender: Male
Re: Pressing questions that demand an answer
Do these trousers make my arse look fat, or is it the beer?
08-22-2011, 06:55 PM
Fishy mokey
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Furrin parts
Re: Pressing questions that demand an answer
It's yer arse!
08-22-2011, 06:57 PM
Member
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Nashville, TN
Gender: Female
Re: Pressing questions that demand an answer
Who wrote the book of love?
show spoiler
Yeah, that's old. In my defense: SO AM I!
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08-22-2011, 06:59 PM
Vaginally-privileged sociopathic cultist
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: La Mer
Gender: Female
Re: Pressing questions that demand an answer
What is love?
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08-22-2011, 07:22 PM
Man in Black
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Over here.
Gender: Male
Re: Pressing questions that demand an answer
Why can't I make a fortune at my kitchen table while wearing pajamas?
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08-22-2011, 07:23 PM
Projecting my phallogos with long, hard diction
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dee Cee
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Re: Pressing questions that demand an answer
Baby, baby, where did our love go?
08-22-2011, 08:43 PM
Clutchenheimer
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Canada
Gender: Male
Re: Pressing questions that demand an answer
Did I disappoint you? Leave a bad taste in your mouth?
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Your very presence is making me itchy.
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08-22-2011, 08:51 PM
Just keep m'nose clean, egg, chips & beans, I'm always full of steam
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: so far out, I'm too far in
Gender: Bender
Re: Pressing questions that demand an answer
Do you know the way to San Jose?
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08-22-2011, 09:15 PM
Clutchenheimer
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Canada
Gender: Male
Re: Pressing questions that demand an answer
Do you really want to hurt me?
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08-22-2011, 09:18 PM
Coffee, tea, anti-Nazi
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Atlanta, GA
Gender: Female
Re: Pressing questions that demand an answer
What's love got to do with it?
08-22-2011, 09:21 PM
A Very Gentle Bort
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Bortlandia
Gender: Male
Re: Pressing questions that demand an answer
What would you do for a Klondike bar?
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08-22-2011, 09:25 PM
Re: Pressing questions that demand an answer
Why is Sidhe such a shit-poster?
--J.D.
08-22-2011, 09:26 PM
an angry unicorn or a non-murdering leprechaun
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Edge of Society
Gender: Female
Re: Pressing questions that demand an answer
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
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08-22-2011, 09:29 PM
Projecting my phallogos with long, hard diction
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dee Cee
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Re: Pressing questions that demand an answer
If you had my love, and I gave you all my trust, would you comfort me?
And if somehow you knew that your love would be untrue, would you lie to me, and call me baby?
08-22-2011, 09:36 PM
Astroid the Foine Loine between a Poirate and a Farrrmer
Join Date: Feb 2011
Gender: Male
Re: Pressing questions that demand an answer
Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who?
08-22-2011, 09:41 PM
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Re: Pressing questions that demand an answer
Where was that stooped and mealy colored old man I used to call "Papa," when the merry-go-round broke down?
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08-22-2011, 09:43 PM
A Very Gentle Bort
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Bortlandia
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Re: Pressing questions that demand an answer
How much is that doggy in the window? The one with the waggily tail!
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08-22-2011, 09:44 PM
Astroid the Foine Loine between a Poirate and a Farrrmer
Join Date: Feb 2011
Gender: Male
Re: Pressing questions that demand an answer
When someone says that something tastes like shit, how do they know?
08-22-2011, 09:46 PM
Re: Pressing questions that demand an answer
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Vivisectus
When someone says that something tastes like shit, how do they know?
Y_ _ R M _ M
Would you like to buy a vowel?
--J.D.
P.S. [Why does
Doctor X have such shit jokes?--Ed.]
P.P.S.
08-22-2011, 09:48 PM
Astroid the Foine Loine between a Poirate and a Farrrmer
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Re: Pressing questions that demand an answer
When you cancel the lease on a stationary store, will it move?
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08-22-2011, 09:51 PM
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Re: Pressing questions that demand an answer
Why can't we be ourselves like we were yesterday?
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