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Old 10-01-2010, 06:21 PM
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The Little Muffin is leaving tonight to go to Las Vegas because he is a despicable human being, and we can't even find one regular rolling suitcase or large duffel bag, even though I will eat my hat if there isn't one somewhere around here.

So the question is, is he going to end up on Look at the Fucking Hipster if he just uses an old-timey hardsided suitcase? I have a bunch of those I use for stuff, so I could just empty one out for him.
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Old 10-01-2010, 06:30 PM
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Bah! Just send him away with grocery store bags--plastic or canvas--and let him buy gold-plated luggage with his winnings.
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Old 10-01-2010, 07:10 PM
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The Little Muffin is leaving tonight to go to Las Vegas because he is a despicable human being, and we can't even find one regular rolling suitcase or large duffel bag, even though I will eat my hat if there isn't one somewhere around here.

So the question is, is he going to end up on Look at the Fucking Hipster if he just uses an old-timey hardsided suitcase? I have a bunch of those I use for stuff, so I could just empty one out for him.
No, the question is what kind of hat are we talking about and how are you gonna cook it? (ok, those are two questions)
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Old 10-01-2010, 07:21 PM
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Make sure not only is it an old-timey hardsided suitcase, but it's gotta be heavy as fuck and the wheels should be broken as shit, so that he has to carry the damned thing in his hands.

Better yet, break the handle so that he basically has to carry the thing by hugging it to this body.

Maybe that'll make him feel how much he has hurt you by going to Vegas.
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Old 10-01-2010, 07:49 PM
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Make sure not only is it an old-timey hardsided suitcase, but it's gotta be heavy as fuck and the wheels should be broken as shit, so that he has to carry the damned thing in his hands.
Wheels? I don't think you understand. This is a suitcase from before wheels were invented.

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Oh, there's no suitcase damage that could equal my pain.

Now that I think of it, maybe I should just go submit him to Look at this Fucking Hipster myself.

Thank you for helping me to clarify these issues for myself.
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Old 10-01-2010, 07:50 PM
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Steamer trunk. It's the classy choice.
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Old 10-01-2010, 08:48 PM
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Like the set Tom Hanks bought in Joe versus the Volcano!

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Old 10-01-2010, 08:57 PM
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Bindle. Steampunk duct tape bindle.
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Old 10-01-2010, 10:52 PM
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Old 10-01-2010, 11:06 PM
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Old 10-01-2010, 11:31 PM
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Old 10-02-2010, 02:12 AM
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That DK song works well with the following animations.

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Old 10-02-2010, 03:59 AM
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I can't figure out if this is more cute or twisted.

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Old 10-03-2010, 08:09 PM
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Old 10-04-2010, 09:03 AM
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I can't figure out if this is more cute or twisted.

YouTube - Lady Gaga/Katy Perry Flight Safety Demonstration
Passengers and stewardesses look Japanese ...

Therefore: cute, twisted, no difference.
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My neighbors are weird as hell. One of them came over last night looking for her lost cat. We stopped and talked and it appears that the neighbor next to her hates cats(she has 9) and has put mousetraps all around his property so the cats don't hang out at it. Also apparently the Russian (Never met them, maybe just Eastern European?) neighbors are spies. The husband was supposedly killed in a wreck a few blocks over from the house. He has mysteriously reappeared.

I need to get out more and talk to my neighbors. I miss all the good shit.
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Oh I'm sure these are disgusting. I don't care.
It doesn't matter what they taste like. What matters is WHERE ARE MY AWESOME ADVERTISEMENTS IN WHICH DC SUPER HEROES DEFEAT EVIL BY DISTRACTING AND/OR BRIBING VILLAINS WITH IRRESISTIBLE HOSTESS DELICIOUSNESS?
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My neighbors are weird as hell. One of them came over last night looking for her lost cat. We stopped and talked and it appears that the neighbor next to her hates cats(she has 9) and has put mousetraps all around his property so the cats don't hang out at it. Also apparently the Russian (Never met them, maybe just Eastern European?) neighbors are spies. The husband was supposedly killed in a wreck a few blocks over from the house. He has mysteriously reappeared.

I need to get out more and talk to my neighbors. I miss all the good shit.
Zombie neighbor FTW.
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Old 10-05-2010, 11:12 PM
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Email from my brother.

Subject: haha- I hurt my finger and needed to get an xray

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Old 10-06-2010, 12:39 AM
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That's what happens when you go around extending fingers like that!
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I feel the same way about R.
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Old 10-06-2010, 11:33 PM
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Comment on a blog entry about the 3D filming and mapping of the wreck of Titanic:

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:cry: :yes: :( So amazing but sad! I think they should rebuild the Titanic,but then again it might be impossible. :hattip:
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Better, faster, stronger! We have the technology!
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