Good King Trump

[ChuckF]

fuck i gotta dump some NTFA shares

[JoeP]

Originally Posted by specious_reasons

His handlers should have been priming him to wear a mask 4 months ago.

Originally Posted by specious_reasons

His handlers must have started priming him to wear a mask 4 months ago.

[JoeP]

Originally Posted by lisarea

I just got off an emergency meeting of the regional directors of Antifa

Infraction. Take it to the secret forums please.

[SR71]

https://www.fooddive.com/news/us-fac...ariffs/555884/

Originally Posted by JoeP

Hey, this is .

I know this is serious business but even in these difficult times the new normal still allows for smilies.

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Wake up, sheeple!

U.S. consumers will see fewer Mexican tomatoes and at higher prices in 15 days due to the 17.5% tariff imposed on imports May 7 by the Trump administration, according to Alfredo Diaz, director general of the Mexican Association of Protected Horticulture.

When Mexico sends its tomatoes, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending tomatoes that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing mold. They’re bringing soft spots. They’re under ripe. And some, I assume, are good tomatoes.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Face mask makes Donald Trump look no more weak, ineffectual, or stupid than is usual. pic.twitter.com/e1sl2NXyHL

— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) July 12, 2020

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

YOU HAD ONE JOB TODAY.
For God's sake, man. pic.twitter.com/OwjFPZsAon

— Steve Marmel (@Marmel) July 12, 2020

[lisarea]

I know I shouldn't be surprised, and I'm really not, but I still can't get it out of my head that Trump is appealing to the authority of Chuck Woolery, another game show host, to discredit Fauci right now.

I realize I'm thinking it through more than either of those guys did, but seriously. Nations the world over shut down their economies, coordinated medical professionals, civilians, scientists, and celebrities, sacrificing many of their lives, all to discredit Trump starting almost a full fucking YEAR before the US election. Jair Bolsonaro and Boris Johnson were in on it.

Democrats are really really great at diplomacy. I think we should vote for them.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

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— moduscheetotus (@moduscheetotus) July 13, 2020

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Donald Trump Retweets Chuck Woolery's COVID-19 Conspiracy Theory | HuffPost Canada

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

This'll do as a 'Murica thrad:


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[Kyuss Apollo]

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

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[Ari]

I like the creepy child underlighting just on the girl. ...Sally the Dolly says that bottle was the methanol... that’s why you can’t see and are staring off into the distance daddy...

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Nice abuser logic is how people voted trump.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Incredible pic.twitter.com/BjaWMjaaHy

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) July 19, 2020

[beyelzu]

In a statement, Trump framed the memo as an effort to push back on "the radical left," an indication he believes it will appeal to his base of supporters ahead of November's election.

"There used to be a time when you could proudly declare, 'I am a citizen of the United States,'" Trump said. "But now, the radical left is trying to erase the existence of this concept and conceal the number of illegal aliens in our country. This is all part of a broader left-wing effort to erode the rights of Americans citizens, and I will not stand for it."

Rep. Tony Cárdenas (D-Calif.), head of the Congressional Hispanic Caucus's campaign arm, called Trump a racist and said the order is a distraction.

“Trump’s strategy to scare immigrants from taking part in the Census is unlawful; it will not stand in the courts and he knows it. This executive order is the action of a racist, misguided, and troubled president who continues to make unconstitutional attacks on hard-working immigrants in this country to distract from his failure as a leader," said Cárdenas.

It's unclear how the Trump administration would discern each respondent's citizenship or immigration status as there is no citizenship question included in the 2020 census. The president last year directed federal agencies to collect and submit data to the Commerce Department on citizens and noncitizens in the United States and signaled that information would be used to help determine the census count.

"If they use questionable social science data techniques you're likely to have additional legal challenges," said Michael Kagan, director of the Immigration Clinic at the University of Nevada-Las Vegas. Kagan pointed out that the use of sampling and other social science methods to reinforce Census numbers was struck down by the Supreme Court in a landmark 1999 case.

Trump tries to fuck the census again

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

I see the proactive arrests have begun.

Again.

[beyelzu]

Trump Tries to explain how difficult a dementia test is



I read the article earlier this evening.

First off, Trump mentions that the doctor was Ronnie Jackson

Originally Posted by wikipedia

Jackson was widely criticized for giving an uncharacteristically glowing and untruthful assessment of president Trump's health, saying that "if he had a healthier diet over the last 20 years, he might live to be 200 years old", and that he had "incredibly good genes, and it's just the way God made him".[36] He was accused of misstating the height and weight of the president in order to minimize his obesity

The test is easy for everyone without dementia.

Trump tried to explain how hard the test is by talking about the five words that he had to remember.

The five words that Trump used were person, woman, man, camera, and television.

I wrote that from memory, so I guess I might not have dementia. I haven’t drawn a clock in a minute, so we can’t be sure. Trump did say tv where I said television which I consider a partial miss.

Anyway, I think he practiced and they made 5 easy words for him to do it with. In the video you can see his brow furrow as he concentrates on the Herculean task of remembering 5 words of things that he could see in front of him.

I also think he probably failed the test and even with practice might fail one now.

Ronnie Jackson ain’t trustworthy. He is a favorite to win a congressional seat.

[Miisa]

Originally Posted by beyelzu

The five words that Trump used were person, woman, man, camera, and television.

Wut? I am pretty sure those are not the actual words from the test and just 5 things he could see from where he was being interviewed. The words would not be so closely associated with each other.

The man is a walking slideshow of train of thought.

[beyelzu]

I really think they picked the words in advance and picked things that he would literally see and or be easy for him.

You can tell that he’s trying to remember when he says the list


But yeah, those words were nothing like what the actual test would be.

His followers will of course eat it up, but it’s painfully stupid.

[lisarea]

I also don't necessarily believe him when he says he passed it. I don't think he'd still be bringing up up over and over like this if he'd gotten all the questions right. My guess is that he's studied for it and thinks he could pass it now, so he's challenging people who haven't studied it, assuming they too would fail like he did.

[Ari]

Given reports years ago of how he used to shoot commercials, where he would walk in vomit what he thought were his lines, declare a wrap, congratulate himself and then walk out, leaving the production crew to turn his mess into something reasonable.

I presume he just says five words, declares those are the words on the test, tells himself he’s a genius and has a tantrum at anyone who questions it until only those left are those that will just nod and fill in the blanks for him.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Dragging a quote over here:

Originally Posted by SR71

I wonder if cancel culture includes imprisoning critics of the regime?

NYC judge sends Michael Cohen home, agrees with 'retaliation' claims - UPI.com

lolyer thrad tangent:

So. Let's talk for a moment about why "get rid of Trump and Barr to restore justice" is imperfect.

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— PersonWomanManCameraTVHat (@Popehat) July 23, 2020

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

[ceptimus]

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— Cold War Steve (@Coldwar_Steve) July 24, 2020