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Candy 1 5.88%
Rotting fruit 1 5.88%
Livers, kidneys, etc 4 23.53%
Hornets 10 58.82%
Nails, glass, metal slivers 6 35.29%
Sharp, heavy pieces of Poland and Planet X 8 47.06%
Other (explain below) 5 29.41%
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Old 01-26-2020, 02:02 AM
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Saw this OP in a Reddit thread...

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When we were growing up this one dudes mom stuffed the thing with lots of fruit. She must have left it out for a long time?

Cause all I remember was her son smashing some Transformer looking thing, it breaking open, fruit falling out and us being like "where is the candy" then seeing random insects falling along with the fruit and crawling in all the crap that fell on the floor. Oh and her son literally running away from the raining bugs and bananas, I remember that too.
and I was all like "what the stuff is that?! I know there's way worse things to put in a piñata than fruit that went bad!

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A delicate container of grey goo.
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Old 01-26-2020, 02:43 AM
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Or a puppy.
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Spiders. Really no one said spiders?
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David Bowie was asking where they were. That was a while ago.
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Mexican children.
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Another pinata.
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Old 01-26-2020, 10:49 PM
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I was thinking about this, because while it’s easy to go big quickly like say, two subcritical masses of uranium that need only to get hit into each other to partially fissile, but that’s both hard to get and pretty malicious.

I think the harder question is, what’s the worst thing you can think of to put in a piñata that you can give plausible deniability for and not be arrested or killed in the ensuing blast.
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:shit:

That would definitely be worse than rotting fruit.

But let's go with Wuhan coronavirus, why not.
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Solid concrete. So any bat swung at it will just bounce back at one's head.



Oh, I'm sorry - that's not the worst thing, it's, um, the hilarious thing.
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Crippling self-doubt, maybe? Or depression.
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I keep mine outside the piñata.
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