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10-26-2015, 06:23 PM
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California Sober
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
One time I borrowed 5 grand from my mom and I felt so fucking guilty about it during the extremely short period of time that I was in debt to her that paying her back was my absolute #1 priority. I think it took less than 3 months.
But now I have 5 grand of my own, so, yeah. I can totally relate to this Mr. Trump. Bootstraps!
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10-26-2015, 06:26 PM
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
On top of the core cluelessness of saying shit like that, he has apparently forgotten that Mitt Romney did exactly the same thing lo these few years ago when he proposed exactly the same thing.
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10-27-2015, 02:07 AM
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
I borrowed $40 from my dad once, paid him back the next payday. He was happy to loan it to me because it meant I could get the engine head of my Ford Falcon back from the machine shop and put it all back together and get it out of his garage. Two years later, I sold that car for $80. Did The Donald double that investment in two years?
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11-06-2015, 02:46 PM
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
It's one thing to mock Conservatives where we disagree with them on policies and morality. But guys. Look, guys. This here is a very special brand of stupid shit.
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"My own personal theory is that Joseph built the pyramids to store grain," Carson said. "Now all the archeologists think that they were made for the pharaohs' graves. But, you know, it would have to be something awfully big if you stop and think about it. And I don't think it'd just disappear over the course of time to store that much grain."
In the same speech, he went on to say, "[W]hen you look at the way that the pyramids are made, with many chambers that are hermetically sealed, they'd have to be that way for various reasons. And various of scientists have said, 'Well, you know there were alien beings that came down and they have special knowledge and that's how--' you know, it doesn't require an alien being when God is with you."
Carson reiterated to CBS News that "the pyramids were made in a way that they had hermetically sealed compartments....You would need that if you were trying to preserve grain for a long period of time."
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11-06-2015, 02:54 PM
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
and the dead people just got sealed in by mistake and embalmed themselves?
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11-06-2015, 03:13 PM
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11-06-2015, 03:35 PM
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
If the Great Pyramids were built for grain storage, that was a hugely inefficient way to go about it. There ain't a lot of storage space in one of those pyramids.
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Carson reiterated to CBS News that "the pyramids were made in a way that they had hermetically sealed compartments....You would need that if you were trying to preserve grain for a long period of time."
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Yeah, because when you live in an arid environment and you don't hermetically seal your grain compartments, the grain begins to decay almost immediately.
Wait ...
So, in addition to knowing nothing about evolutionary theory, Carson evidently knows nothing about plant physiology. (Or Egyptology.)
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11-06-2015, 04:26 PM
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I read some of your foolish scree, then just skimmed the rest.
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
And here's our grain storage... Damnit I told Tut he had to have his golden chariots out of here by... wait is that his shriveled body, was he squatting in here? He promised he wasn't squatting here again! Look at all of this stuff, everything covered in gold, we'll just leave the door unlocked, I'm sure it will take care of itself eventually.
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11-06-2015, 08:21 PM
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11-06-2015, 11:18 PM
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
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Originally Posted by The Lone Ranger
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Carson reiterated to CBS News that "the pyramids were made in a way that they had hermetically sealed compartments....You would need that if you were trying to preserve grain for a long period of time."
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I've nothing clever or smart to say about this. I just like the nostalgia involved in seeing "Carson" and "hermetically sealed" in the same sentence.
Oh, and Ben Carson is fulla shit. The amazing technicolor dreamcoat guy commissioned the pyramids for grain storage, 1 but aliens did the actual building. Geez, that guy's dumb.
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11-07-2015, 12:53 AM
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
These two things just appeared in my facebook newsfeed. They belong here.
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Also I now wish we hadn't named our cat Carson. This colossal asshat is gonna make the other neighborhood kitties pick on him.
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11-07-2015, 02:14 AM
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
To paraphrase Jon Stewart: In Ben Carson's defense, he IS a lying sack of shit.
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11-08-2015, 10:19 PM
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I went for one of my infrequent visits to Facebook yesterday. Lots of my "friends" were ranting about how awesome Ben Carson is, and how great it is that he's daring to tell the truth about how "liberally biased" the mainstream media are.
Yeah, right.
1.) Despite the praise they're currently heaping on Carson, most of those people wouldn't vote for a "Nigger" if their lives depended on it.
2.) I've really gotta remember that just because one of my nieces or nephews sends me a message, that doesn't mean I have to read the rest of the page to see what subjects the sexist, racist, God-bothering homophobes I went to high school with are holding forth on.
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11-10-2015, 09:38 PM
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
I haven't started really paying attention to the 2016 race yet, so maybe this is old news, but the main part starts at about six minutes in.
Three Republican candidates speak at anti-gay pastor's rally | MSNBC
I can't even do that cynical thing where I pretend not to be surprised. I can't make myself tell a joke. I can't think of anything that would qualify as hyperbole. I can't comprehend how this is actually happening right out in public, with remotely viable presidential candidates, captured on video with all kinds of witnesses, and everyone is still just walking around free.
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11-10-2015, 10:31 PM
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I can't comprehend how this is actually happening right out in public, with remotely viable presidential candidates, captured on video with all kinds of witnesses, and everyone is still just walking around free.
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11-10-2015, 11:01 PM
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I can't even do that cynical thing where I pretend not to be surprised.
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I suppose I can cynically question why the rest of them weren't there.
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11-11-2015, 01:53 PM
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11-11-2015, 02:29 PM
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(((The Spartacus of Anatevka)))
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
Soooooo . . . we should carve frowny faces on open, pussy sores?
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11-11-2015, 02:32 PM
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(((The Spartacus of Anatevka)))
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
The Bible also clearly says (at Exodus 31:15, and among other things) that the Sabbath is the SEVENTH day (i.e, Saturday), and that people who work on the Sabbath should be put to death:
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For six days work is to be done, but the seventh day is a day of sabbath rest, holy to the LORD. Whoever does any work on the Sabbath day is to be put to death.
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11-11-2015, 02:37 PM
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Soooooo . . . we should carve frowny faces on open, pussy sores?
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You have sores on your ... ?
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11-11-2015, 02:38 PM
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(((The Spartacus of Anatevka)))
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Mixed messages, here. Multi-minute rant on how homosexuality is driving the nation to the Devil, but "Amen!" to Ted Cruz's assertion that "Any President who doesn't begin every day on his knees isn't fit to be Commander in Chief of this country"?
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11-11-2015, 02:48 PM
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(((The Spartacus of Anatevka)))
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
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Soooooo . . . we should carve frowny faces on open, pussy sores?
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You have sores on your ... ?
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You can't ignore the comma (especially when you're calling your grandmother to dinner).
According to Merriam-Webster:
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3 pussy
adjective pus·sy ˈpə-sē
pus·si·er pus·si·est
Definition of PUSSY
: full of or resembling pus <a pussy wound>
First Known Use of PUSSY
1888
Rhymes with PUSSY
fussy, hussy, mussy, pursy
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11-11-2015, 03:45 PM
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11-11-2015, 05:41 PM
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
Shouldn't that be purulent?
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11-11-2015, 05:57 PM
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Re: Conservatives say stupid shit
ROFL @ Carson's hermetically sealed compartments
Also tragic-ish, his selective memory about the past. His past, Obama's past...
Ben Carson suffers undiagnosed head trauma, forgets entire Obama presidential campaign
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"Funny, because this was the same media that time and again declared it off-limits to dig into then-candidate Barack Obama’s background."
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Jeremiah Wright and Bill Ayers are like “Excuse me, now? For real?” Barack Obama’s birth certificate actually comes to sentient life and starts trying to track down Carson to have a conversation with him about just how loony that claim is.
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