More marriage for teh ghey

[Megatron]

Originally Posted by Ari

I wonder how many people conservative christianity is going to lose when after decades of assuring people God will destroy the US if gay marriage is legalized nothing happens.

Shit, there are already people talking about how they're going to leave the country because of gay marriage.

Actually you know what? I hope they do. Go somewhere else, we don't want you here.

[LadyShea]

Love it or leave it. Where can they go though that doesn't have gays or gay marriage, but is also majority Christian? Nice places?

[Megatron]

Originally Posted by Megatron

Just dear god don't ask me to actually perform the wedding because man I did that once and it was so stressful, I was like stuttering through the opening part because there were SO MANY PEOPLE STARING AT ME I HAVE STAGE FRIGHT OKAY? SERIOUSLY. Get... someone, anyone, I know I'm a "registered unitarian priest" and shit but please... not me.

*cough* um anyway yeah.

I sent Mina a text with this exact quote pretty much, and she's like "you're not certified in Arizona anyway" ...I love you Mina. And yes I'll wear a suit.

Also, Arizona? WTF?

You live in Nebraska motherfucker.

[JoeP]

Originally Posted by LadyShea

Love it or leave it. Where can they go though that doesn't have gays or gay marriage, but is also majority Christian? Nice places?

Saudi Arabia? Not majority Christian. Russia? Closer.

What about Uganda?

[Megatron]

Damn. (12 texts later)

I get it now, they already had this whole vacation thing planned and now the wedding is going to be part of it. In October. Eh, can't complain. At least she isn't making me wear a suit in Arizona in July. I'd be about 10,000 shades of "Fuck You" if that were the case.

[Megatron]

Originally Posted by JoeP

Saudi Arabia? Not majority Christian. Russia? Closer.

What about Uganda?

The Vatican.

[JoeP]

Originally Posted by Ari

A Glorious Treasury of the Conservative Gay Marriage Freakout
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From more comments, this screenshot posted by the author of the piece

and these responses

Lee Adama's Moral Center
Anna Merlan
6/26/15 3:03pm
I can’t decide what I love (admire?) more about this image: the fact that you have 79 unsent drafts—and therefore are an even worse procrastinator than I am—or that you have an entire folder in your Gmail dedicated to “Grim Sexts”.

dragonduder
Anna Merlan
6/26/15 3:31pm
Your tabs make a story for people with no time on their hands when read left to right. It looks like you met a gay guy named Ryan, emailed him, fucked him, got pregnant, met his wife and was surprised, so you slept on it and woke up to kill him in grief and hysteria, then when the cops came to get you, you went down in a blaze of glory

[Megatron]

I really, really, REALLY want to know what's in that "Grim Sexts" folder.

REALLY. I bet it's some top notch stroke material.

[Megatron]

WHAT?

Quit looking at me like that.

I'm 37 and shit but I still like to bust one every now and then...

[Dingfod]

Originally Posted by LadyShea

So, did the world end because of the gay while I was at work? Any very neatest shit fits to share ?

My Facebook feed was full of rainbows and happiness.

My conservative friends and relatives:

[Dingfod]

Originally Posted by Megatron

Shit, there are already people talking about how they're going to leave the country because of gay marriage.

Actually you know what? I hope they do. Go somewhere else, we don't want you here.

Most of them that I've seen are threatening to move to Canada. Uh, newsflash, morons, gay marriage has been legal in Canada for almost exactly a decade.

[Megatron]

You should see my fucking twitter. It's all over the place.

If I didn't stream video games I wouldn't even have a goddamn twitter. It's like, the worst of the internet condensed into 140 characters.

[JoeP]

[Megatron]

Originally Posted by Dingfod

Most of them that I've seen are threatening to move to Canada. Uh, newsflash, morons, gay marriage has been legal in Canada for almost exactly a decade.

That's the funniest part

I've seen that shit too

yeah go to canada where the gays have been married for longer than it's even been an actual political issue here

[Megatron]

brb, posting that on my fucking twitter

[Megatron]

Couldn't help myself:

The Adversary ‏@azlaksar 10s10 seconds ago New York, USA

Hey, all you gay haters that are talking about going to canada - they've had gay marriage for over 10 years now. Still wanna move?

[BrotherMan]

It rained on me while I was mowing the lawn, so I'm declaring that the consequences of the gay marriaging. But then I was able to clean the mower p good when I was done so I guess things came out even.

[Kael]

Send some of that gay marriage rain over here, I don't wanna mow my lawn...

[Miisa]

No, no, God is making the earth heat up because of the gays, silly. He said he wouldn't drown us all again (*PROMISED* with a ), but there was no mention of cooking us to death this time.

[Watser?]

I think God sent us Wilders as punishment

[roastelk]

so the US has joined the club now? well the only negative consequence of gay marriage that I've seen is gay divorce.

that gets ugly here, especially when adopted children, alimony and child support are involved. they wanted and got the right to marry, but didn't want the flip side of that coin.... equality at its best

[Watser?]

Andy Borowitz on Facebook:

Marriage Equality Hits Home as Conservative Lawmakers Get Ultimatums from Boyfriends

[Ari]

CNN got trolled.
See anything odd about that ISIS flag?

ISIS flag at Pride march: CNN, those are sex toys.

[SharonDee]

I was amusing myself this morning listening to the conservative wingnuts on SiriusXM talk shows. "They're coming for us!" claimed Breitbart.

Not sure how that follows but whatever, wingnut.

[Ari]