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Due to a chemical plant asplosion in Kansas, there was no water in Nowata.

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Old 11-29-2016, 08:37 PM
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A drone helped Tulsa police catch a scotch burglar.

A picture of what that drone might have looked like:

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Old 01-13-2017, 05:01 PM
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The iceman cometh.

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Old 01-13-2017, 05:37 PM
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Sneaky way to post a photo of your crotch on FF?
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Objects in the mirror are larger than they appear...?
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Old 01-13-2017, 05:44 PM
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Guys. Just be thankful he's wearing pants this time.
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Bitch, please.

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Old 01-13-2017, 07:34 PM
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Bitch, please.

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Old 01-13-2017, 08:10 PM
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Are you trying to read my license plate? :glare:
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Old 01-23-2017, 10:55 PM
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You can't read mine, Oklahoma doesn't require front plates.
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Old 01-23-2017, 10:58 PM
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One time Oral Roberts University English professor held a door-to-door saleswoman (They still exist?) hostage and then chased her down the street naked after she managed to escape.


After she gets out of prison for kidnapping, she'll probably have life-long sex offender status too. Cool.
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Old 01-24-2017, 12:00 PM
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"Oral Roberts" will never fail to sound like a sex offence/offender.
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Old 01-24-2017, 04:15 PM
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She gave him the old "Oral Roberts", know what I mean? :nudge:
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Old 01-24-2017, 05:53 PM
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Allegedly sounds like a former English teacher at my high school. Except he kidnapped a Guatemalan guy.

I never did find out if he was convicted of that...
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Pawhuska, Oklahoma substitute teacher did cartwheels while 'going commando', exposed her private parts to students.

Welcome to sex-offender status, ma'am.

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According to court records, Sponsler pleaded guilty in 2008 to marijuana possession, public intoxication, and possession of drug paraphernalia (for which she received a two-year deferred sentence, was fined $1100, and was ordered to perform 100 hours of community service). In December 2009, a judge ruled that Sponsler violated her probation, in part because she had not disclosed being questioned by police investigating an accused meth cook. Sponsler told cops that she had been present in the suspect’s home when he was manufacturing the drug, adding that the man was “careless when he cooks.”

In September 2011, Sponsler pleaded guilty to possession of methamphetamine and marijuana in the presence of a child and possession of drug paraphernalia. She was sentenced to a three-year deferred sentence. As part of that plea deal, prosecutors dropped a burglary charge against Sponsler, who is pictured below in a mug shot snapped yesterday.
So, why was she allowed to be a substitute teacher?

Only in Oklahoma (one hopes).
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Maybe it was part of her sentence?
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Schools here are pretty desperate for teachers.
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Are they up on their geocentric flat earth and creationism curriculum?
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Old 02-08-2017, 04:18 PM
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Henryetta, Oklahoma dance cancelled because of a 1978 town ordinance against dancing.

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It took five minutes for the Henryetta, Oklahoma town council to legalize tripping the light fantastic.

Henryetta does away with no-dancing ordinance - Tulsa World: State
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The Daily Oklahoman, Oklahoma's most read newspaper, was promoting the Confederate battle flag on the last day of Black History month. Nice.

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You lost! Get over it! Sad!
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Conservative Republican, anti-marijuana, family values Oklahoma state senator caught in motel room with teenage boy smoking marijuana and possibly more. Charges may be brought, but the state senate didn't wait, they've suspended him.

State senator investigated after teenage boy found in his hotel room, DA says - Tulsa World: Crimewatch
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