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Old 07-04-2006, 06:14 AM
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For your 4th of July holiday enjoyment in Pryor, Oklahoma, there's always the Gospel Singing Hog Fry. I tell you what, there's nothing like working up a good hunger for some fried pig nuts by singing yourself into a tizzy with all them gospel tunes.
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Old 07-06-2006, 08:07 PM
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Back in my day, something like this would've been handled by a good ass-whipping with a razor strap, now it results in a criminal record.
the articlePatti Ambercrombie, her daughter-in-law, and two-year-old grandchild were attempting to cross the parkís bridge, when two boys allegedly dropped a pack of lit firecrackers in front of them.
She called a cop. The older of the two boys was arrested, booked, and released to his mother.

Geez, lady, he said he was sorry.
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Old 07-06-2006, 08:11 PM
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A big deal in Enid, redneck comedian Bill Engvall of The Bluecollar Comedy Tour is making an appearance at the Chisholm Trail Expo Center and rodeo arena. Tickets cost from $25 to $50. On the plus side, there's free hotdogs.
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Old 07-06-2006, 08:54 PM
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A Locust Grove, Oklahoma motorcyclist hits a pig on the highway 6 miles south of Locust Grove. How fast must a motorcycle be going to send it's unseated rider 578 feet past the point of impact and the motorcycle even more. I'm going to say, pretty damn fast.
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For your 4th of July holiday enjoyment in Pryor, Oklahoma, there's always the Gospel Singing Hog Fry. I tell you what, there's nothing like working up a good hunger for some fried pig nuts by singing yourself into a tizzy with all them gospel tunes.
You should be ashamed of yourself. Talk about false advertising. I was all set to hop on a plane and head on down for some fried hog nuts. All we get around here all bulls' balls. Fortunately I clicked on the link. It doesn't even mention testicles, just says hog meat. Sure glad I didn't waste my money on that plane ticket.
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A Locust Grove, Oklahoma motorcyclist hits a pig on the highway 6 miles south of Locust Grove. How fast must a motorcycle be going to send it's unseated rider 578 feet past the point of impact and the motorcycle even more. I'm going to say, pretty damn fast.
Was the pig injured? The article doesn't say. Inquiring minds want to know.
I wonder if the pig was on its way to a hog fry?
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Old 07-06-2006, 10:15 PM
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For your 4th of July holiday enjoyment in Pryor, Oklahoma, there's always the Gospel Singing Hog Fry. I tell you what, there's nothing like working up a good hunger for some fried pig nuts by singing yourself into a tizzy with all them gospel tunes.
You should be ashamed of yourself. Talk about false advertising. I was all set to hop on a plane and head on down for some fried hog nuts. All we get around here all bulls' balls. Fortunately I clicked on the link. It doesn't even mention testicles, just says hog meat. Sure glad I didn't waste my money on that plane ticket.
Around these here parts, if they say "something fry" they mean "fried something nuts", calf fry, turkey fry, fish fry... oh, wait, not that.
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Armes was not wearing a helmet.
And why wasn't he wearing his helmet? Was he ticketed for this?

Enquiring minds wanna know.... :duh:
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Old 07-06-2006, 10:16 PM
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A Locust Grove, Oklahoma motorcyclist hits a pig on the highway 6 miles south of Locust Grove. How fast must a motorcycle be going to send it's unseated rider 578 feet past the point of impact and the motorcycle even more. I'm going to say, pretty damn fast.
Was the pig injured? The article doesn't say. Inquiring minds want to know.
I wonder if the pig was on its way to a hog fry?
If it wasn't before, it is now.

I wonder how far the pig flew?
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Old 07-06-2006, 10:18 PM
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And why wasn't he wearing his helmet? Was he ticketed for this?

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No helmets are required for stupid Okies over 21.
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Okies are lazy but ingenious. There is a gas powered ice cream social Sunday in Covington, Oklahoma.
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How does a gas-powered ice cream maker work?
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This headline had me thinking there was a dance contest: Salsa contest heats up at Farmerís Market, but there's not, it's a chips and salsa contest. Either way, Ay Caramba!
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This couple must have emptied out the jewelry department at Walmart. They are headed to prison for stealing $28K worth.
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Old 07-08-2006, 02:23 PM
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Governor Brad Henry sending 300 Oklahoma National Guard troops to Texas to help guard the border. The last time an Oklahoma Governor sent National Guard troops to Texas to guard the border was 1931, when Alfalfa Bill Murray sent troops to counter the Texas Rangers during the Red River War.
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July 23, Trigger Gumm, "Evel Knievel on steroids", will attempt a world record motorcycle jump at the Buffalo Run Casino in Miami, Oklahoma. That's pronounced MY-AM-uh, non-Okies.
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Old 07-08-2006, 03:12 PM
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Oklahoma couple want to get married IN OUTER SPACE.
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Around these here parts, if they say "something fry" they mean "fried something nuts", calf fry, turkey fry, fish fry... oh, wait, not that.
French fry?
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Old 07-09-2006, 01:46 PM
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Especially French fry.
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Old 07-13-2006, 05:35 AM
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The 408 Indian casinos nationwide took in more gambling revenues than Nevada, about $22.5 Billion. Oklahoma has 83 Indian casinos, 20% of the total, but only accounted for $1.7B of the revenues, about 7.5%. Being in the Bible Belt probably has that effect.

I do know that gambling revenues have allowed the Cherokee tribe to donate an unprecedented $5 Million to the Oklahoma Dept. of Transportation for much needed bridge projects.
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Chinese automaker, Nanjing to build MG cars in Ardmore, Oklahoma, in a new 300,000 square foot facility. Nanjing recently acquired the British marque and plans to build MG TF sports cars in Britain and China and the newly designed MG TF coupe in Oklahoma. They also plan to build a research and development center in conjuction with the University of Oklahoma in Norman, Oklahoma.

Great. Chinese-made British cars assembled in Oklahoma. Why do I want one? Are they putting some sort of hypnotizing drug in the water already?
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Broken Arrow man arrested twice for indecent exposure while repairing cars on his property... in the nude. Well, it was hot out.
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Jenks teen killed in paintball incident. Apparently, there was an ongoing paintball battle going on while driving down the highway. One of cars went out of control and rolled ejecting the young man, who died at the scene.
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Enterprising burglars strike three businesses on Enterprise Drive in Edmond, Oklahoma. They left their 36" bolt cutters at the scene of one of the burglaries. I guess they'll have to steal another bolt cutter.
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Things are not okay in Okay after the Oklahoma town's phone service to the outside world was cut off by thieves stealing conduit containing 600 pairs of copper wire. Crackheads probably stole it for the copper.
Not related, at least I don't think so: Okay police chief and four officers fired by town council. The Okay council, not okay with Chief Myers, also accepted the resignation of the one remaining police officer in Okay. For now, the Wagoner County Sheriff's Officer deputies will respond to calls in Okay, but will not patrol the streets on a regular basis.
Update: Okay once again has police officers on duty, volunteers. Two reserve officers were reinstated by town board.
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