Demi-R-FTW-1, Adem-R-ULU-1, and Contra-R-TEX-1 train their laser sights on Jerome-R-JDG-1 and SHOOT.
Jerome-R-JDG-1 is killed. But as his smoking corpse falls to the ground he fires it at Demi-R-FTW-1.
His shot harmlessly bounces off her Reflec armor.
A precisely aimed laser shot fires from some hidden nook and strikes Jerome-R-JDG-1 right between his eyes. If he hadn't been already dead,that probably would have killed him.
After the smoke clears the silence is broken by the laser of Adem-R-ULU-1 loudly declaring: "You are out of Ammo! Please RELOAD your laser! Have a good day cycle citizen!."
ATTENTION TROUBLESHOOTERS: Round 2 of Mission 1 commences immediately. Round 2 will end at Noon Pacific on Friday!
The Computer is displeased that some troubleshooters decided to spend round 1 staring at their toes or picking their noses. Though The Computer is please to note that their high-quality fail-proof Reflec armor continued to protect them from the radiation of RAD sector. Lucky for them.
I just came to say that the greenish glow of the RAD Sector is extremely flattering to all of you in your Reflec Armor. Have you all collectively been working out?
Query to Friend Computer: I noticed when I was putting it on, that there appear to be burn holes and some sort of black, flaky stuff on the inside of this suit of Reflec Armor- what is that all about? Also, is this thing marked RAD METER supposed to be pitch black? Does it measure how awesome things are?
Demi-R-FTW-1, Adem-R-ULU-1, and Contra-R-TEX-1 train their laser sights on Jerome-R-JDG-1 and SHOOT.
A precisely aimed laser shot fires from some hidden nook and strikes Jerome-R-JDG-1 right between his eyes.
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What a man believes upon grossly insufficient evidence is an index into his desires -- desires of which he himself is often unconscious. ... The origin of myths is explained in this way.
Query to Friend Computer: I noticed when I was putting it on, that there appear to be burn holes and some sort of black, flaky stuff on the inside of this suit of Reflec Armor- what is that all about? Also, is this thing marked RAD METER supposed to be pitch black? Does it measure how awesome things are?
Thank you for inquiring, citizen. These are all essential safety features of your cutting edge Reflec armor. Those "burn holes" as you call them are precisely placed hand holds for quickly putting on your armor when you find yourself attacked unawares my mutant commie traitors. The black flakes are a special lubricant again for faster donning of your armor in emergencies. If your RAD METER is black this means you are perfectly safe, citizen. Trust the computer!
Just so everyone knows, Citizen Adem-R-ULU-1 will be leaving his home sector tomorrow for the weekend, but will check in as much as possible via the portable communication device provided to him by Friend Computer.
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"Trans Am Jesus" is "what hanged me"
Kael-R-DRP-1 would like to apologize to his fellow troubleshooters - it seems Friend Computer saw fit to start this most excellent and exciting chance to fulfill my civic duty and hunt down commie mutant traitors at the same time as the lead-up to my finals. Everything will be wrapped up Monday with the latter, I just wanted to let everyone know that it's actually more than my usual taciturn nature this time...
Bey would like everyone to know that he had organic chemistry test 4 on Wednesday and is also in the midst of finals,but he has priorities and wants to help his fellow troubleshooters and friend computer even more
Re: Paranoia - Mission 1
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