Miscellany

[Ymir's blood]

The pitter pattern of little altar boy feet?

work with me here.

[Qingdai]

I don't know, what does Notradumbass2009 have to say?

[Ymir's blood]

Merry MLK Day, my little amazons!




Looks like your website is under attack from supernatural forces...




these little insignificant fools try to use lubricant to destroy every altar boy in the universe...

but not this one!





First of all: Notradumbass demolishes "amazonium"

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wait, wait...

I forgot something...

you little shits even talk about me....

NADS ON FIRE....

YouTube- Interior Crocodile Alligator

don't waste your time in such futile activities...

YouTube- Dead Kennedys - Plastic Jesus

and the lesson from all of this:



the amazon sins not only against altar boys, but also against twinkies...




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Amazon:

have you for but a moment considered that you have adopted a position uncomfortable to 98% of the human race, both past and present?

do you think you are RIGHT and they are all WRONG?

WRONG


now listen to this arrogant puffed up son of a bitch....

YouTube- Where's Captain Kirk? (A Spizzenergi...

[Qingdai]

[Stormlight]

Epic win!

[Stormlight]

Originally Posted by Crumb

[Ensign Steve]

SNL- Conspiracy Theory Rock

Brydie | MySpace Video

[ceptimus]

They don't make TV series opening credits like this any more.

YouTube- The Water Margin: Intro & Credits 70s...

The ancient sages said "Do not despise the snake for having no horns, for who is to say it will not become a dragon?" So may one just man become an army.


...in a world very different from our own!

[JoeP]

oh god I used to watch that

[lisarea]

I'm embarrassed to confess that I haven't been keeping up with Jersey Shore, that one reality show about Guidos.

But look! Here's a sort of Cliff's Notes version performed by kindergarteners! Now I don't have to have social anxiety anymore!

Kids Reenact MTV’s* Hit Series "Jersey Shore"

* lol

[Ensign Steve]

Did you follow the Dominos Pizza thingie with that? Dominos won my heart right then.

[Ensign Steve]

Originally Posted by Ensign Steve

I made the cut!

OneMillionGiraffes.com - I can haz giraffe?

He has passed the halfway mark. He has more than 500,000 giraffes. Go dude go!

[BrotherMan]

ES left chats before I could share some pi with her.

[Getfed]

[godfry n. glad]

Originally Posted by ceptimus

They don't make TV series opening credits like this any more.

YouTube- The Water Margin: Intro & Credits 70s TV

I did not know it had been made into a series....was it even shown in the US?

Water Margin was reputed to be Mousey Dung's favorite story. He, of course, cast himself as the hero of the story, the leader of the bandits who saved the empire from itself.

[Crumb]

[Garnet]

* Garnet squints at the shoe, spits all over the place and falls out of chair laughing

[Crumb]

That's a real shoe I saw an ad for in SciAm and had to post it here. WTF were they thinking?

[Qingdai]

Swoops look like sperm? Sperm go fast (relatively for such tiny gametes) so whoosh!

[BrotherMan]

Originally Posted by Crumb

Originally Posted by Crumb

That's a real shoe I saw an ad for in SciAm and had to post it here. WTF were they thinking?

Wrong thread.

[Lauri D]

I'm not sure whether to file this mentally under "awww that's nice" or "creepy! sleep with one eye open!" I have this turtle next to my doormat that I got en route to Sedona that has a little sign saying "Welcome" hence his name, Welcome Turtle. Anyway, he's survived a lot over the years, including an accidental decapitation by my former landlords' overzealous treetrimmers. Obviously he responded to the cement glue well, although I still keep waiting for his head to fall off again. So there's this tiny little hand-knitted green beanie that has one of those jingle-bell things on top and it fit so perfectly on his head that I've been making him wear it all the time and it has made it through many moves. When I went out to pick up the paper yesterday I noted that the wacky weather had blown his little hat right off but I was too lazy to pick it up and put it back on his head, figuring I'd get to it today and plus it's not like he cares, he's a cement turtle tchotchke. So today I didn't leave the house at all but at the last minute (before the closest grocery closes) remembered that I needed a pint of fresh milk, so off I went, and when I came back I noticed that the little beanie had been returned to the Welcome Turtle. But not on his head, on the sign. Which means somebody else did it, which means somebody was on my doorstep which due to the layout of the apartments could not be on accident. But I think maybe it was the paper-delivering person! That's the only explanation that doesn't make me feel weird.

[Stormlight]

:hat:

[BrotherMan]

I had to read that twice Lauri. I was all HOW DO YOU GLUE A TURTLE'S HEAD BACK ON AND IT LIVES

And then I was Oh.

[Ymir's blood]

Of course you can't use glue. It requires stitches and bolts and then you have to wait till the storm is at its height!

[lisarea]

New product lets you mash the Chanel logo onto your face!