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09-10-2004, 02:34 AM
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Seasonal madness
Good evening,
My name is godfry.
godfry n. glad.
uh....um...
...I am a college football addict.
The season has begun. The madness is upon me. I am compelled to spend Saturdays making apple pies and watching two college football games, back to back. I also drink considerable amounts of liquorous spirits and...
I don't think there is anything I can do about it.
<sits down, awkwardly>
godfry
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09-10-2004, 02:38 AM
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Stay Puft!
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Re: Seasonal madness
COLLEGE FOOTBALL YAY!!!!!!!! go vols :]
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09-10-2004, 03:01 AM
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Re: Seasonal madness
I... I... I am not alone?
I'm a Hokie fan. What could be...? I like Hokie football.
Don't know why. The turkeys, mayhaps. Otherwise, I follow the Pac10.
Damn Trojans.
I live in the midst of Duck/Beaver country, but am neither.
Such an admission...
<looks at floor, distractedly>
...laughs an quiet little evil laugh.
godfry
(who's following the Vols this year, too....along with West Virginia.)
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09-10-2004, 02:03 PM
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mostly harmless
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Re: Seasonal madness
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Originally Posted by godfry n. glad
Good evening,
My name is godfry.
godfry n. glad.
uh....um...
...I am a college football addict.
The season has begun. The madness is upon me. I am compelled to spend Saturdays making apple pies and watching two college football games, back to back. I also drink considerable amounts of liquorous spirits and...
I don't think there is anything I can do about it.
<sits down, awkwardly>
godfry
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You could send us the apple pies ... just a thought.
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09-10-2004, 02:59 PM
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Re: Seasonal madness
Hey godfry... Put the word Hokie between two colons and see what happens.
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09-10-2004, 03:17 PM
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Re: Seasonal madness
Awww... I was expecting a turkey.
Thanks, though.
godfry
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09-10-2004, 03:55 PM
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Re: Seasonal madness
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Originally Posted by livius drusus
Clearly I did not do enough research. Oh well, at least we have this guy, I guess:
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You did just fine, liv.
I picked the team because I liked the name. "Hokie" in slang parlance in these parts means, "cheesy", "3rd rate", and "juvenile" all at once. Then I found out what "Hokie" meant to the Virgin Techies...it's a colloquial term for the wild turkey. Which was even better, since I could, without denigrating the team performance call them "a buncha turkeys," and be accurate. And then seeing the fans with the rubber turkey heads and gobbling at the opponents...well, that sealed it, it was my kinda team.
Damned if they didn't become a contender for the national title that year.
Then, I began to suspect that that insidious tune and dance that we learned as pre-adolescents, the "hokie-pokie" is a play off of wild turkey antics. Talk about hokie.
Given that the Virgin Techies are techies, I would be surprised if they haven't some kind of smilie of a turkey that does the turkey trot, if not the hokie pokie.
godfry
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09-12-2004, 09:35 PM
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Re: Seasonal madness
I'd rather have ingrown toenail surgery than watch football.
OK, not really, but it does rate rather low in my "things I want to spend time doing" list. However, if I could watch while humping a good-looking blonde (or brunette, or redhead) at the same time as eating a Carl's Jr. Double Western Bacon Cheeseburger and washing it down with a Diet Dr. Pepper, then I might go for it. heh
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09-13-2004, 03:06 AM
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Re: Seasonal madness
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Originally Posted by warrenly
I'd rather have ingrown toenail surgery than watch football.
OK, not really, but it does rate rather low in my "things I want to spend time doing" list. However, if I could watch while humping a good-looking blonde (or brunette, or redhead) at the same time as eating a Carl's Jr. Double Western Bacon Cheeseburger and washing it down with a Diet Dr. Pepper, then I might go for it. heh
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LMAO...I just got a really REALLY nasty visual.
I'm NOT saying any more...cause it just gets worse...*chucklin*
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09-13-2004, 12:55 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: Seasonal madness
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Originally Posted by Gawen
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Originally Posted by warrenly
I'd rather have ingrown toenail surgery than watch football.
OK, not really, but it does rate rather low in my "things I want to spend time doing" list. However, if I could watch while humping a good-looking blonde (or brunette, or redhead) at the same time as eating a Carl's Jr. Double Western Bacon Cheeseburger and washing it down with a Diet Dr. Pepper, then I might go for it. heh
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LMAO...I just got a really REALLY nasty visual.
I'm NOT saying any more...cause it just gets worse...*chucklin*
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Please derail further, I need entertainment.
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09-14-2004, 02:25 AM
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Re: Seasonal madness
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Originally Posted by warrenly
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gawen
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Originally Posted by warrenly
I'd rather have ingrown toenail surgery than watch football.
OK, not really, but it does rate rather low in my "things I want to spend time doing" list. However, if I could watch while humping a good-looking blonde (or brunette, or redhead) at the same time as eating a Carl's Jr. Double Western Bacon Cheeseburger and washing it down with a Diet Dr. Pepper, then I might go for it. heh
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LMAO...I just got a really REALLY nasty visual.
I'm NOT saying any more...cause it just gets worse...*chucklin*
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Please derail further, I need entertainment.
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Absolutely not. I've already made people sick several times and shant do it again...
Sometimes it's a pain to have such a warped sense of humour.
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09-14-2004, 02:54 AM
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Re: Seasonal madness
I live in Ohio and work at U of Michigan. I am run out of the state with pitchforks and torches the week before Thanksgiving. College football is not my favorite thing in the world. (Though the Yale-Harvard games were always amusing, if nothing else).
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09-14-2004, 06:30 AM
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Re: Seasonal madness
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Originally Posted by Roland98
I live in Ohio and work at U of Michigan. I am run out of the state with pitchforks and torches the week before Thanksgiving. College football is not my favorite thing in the world. (Though the Yale-Harvard games were always amusing, if nothing else).
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Which state? Or does UM have a campus in Ohio, now?
godfry
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09-20-2004, 06:16 AM
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simple country microbiologist hyperchicken
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Re: Seasonal madness
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Originally Posted by godfry n. glad
Good evening,
My name is godfry.
godfry n. glad.
uh....um...
...I am a college football addict.
The season has begun. The madness is upon me. I am compelled to spend Saturdays making apple pies and watching two college football games, back to back. I also drink considerable amounts of liquorous spirits and...
I don't think there is anything I can do about it.
godfry
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I have the same addiction but for the dawgs.
been a ga my whole life and went to school there. didnt finish
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09-20-2004, 06:38 AM
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Re: Seasonal madness
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Originally Posted by beyelzu
I have the same addiction but for the dawgs.
been a ga my whole life and went to school there. didnt finish
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Dawgs, eh?
You guys are contenders.
Welcome to our little ward at the asylum... I watched Oklahoma roll over the Ducks. Expected, but still sad. I hate Oklahoma like the Floridas.
Beginning of an interesting year. Knock the guy off the top the pole...it looks like.
godfry
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09-20-2004, 01:15 PM
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Re: Seasonal madness
Poor Ducks. Damn Oklahoma. I cannot believe a state would roll over some poor helpless little ducks; mean old state. I hate Oklahoma too, dammit. Yeah, and those Floridas two.
Didn't you mean knock the guy off the top of the poll? heh
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09-20-2004, 02:44 PM
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dancing backward in high heels
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Re: Seasonal madness
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Originally Posted by godfry n. glad
Quote:
Originally Posted by Roland98
I live in Ohio and work at U of Michigan. I am run out of the state with pitchforks and torches the week before Thanksgiving. College football is not my favorite thing in the world. (Though the Yale-Harvard games were always amusing, if nothing else).
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Which state? Or does UM have a campus in Ohio, now?
godfry
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I am chased out of Michigan back to Ohio with threats not to return if the Buckeyes should happen to pull off a win.
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09-20-2004, 03:27 PM
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Re: Seasonal madness
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Originally Posted by warrenly
Poor Ducks. Damn Oklahoma. I cannot believe a state would roll over some poor helpless little ducks; mean old state. I hate Oklahoma too, dammit. Yeah, and those Floridas two.
Didn't you mean knock the guy off the top of the poll? heh
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I don't give a damn about the Ducks, poor or not. Damning Oklahoma is carrying coals to Newcastle - exceedingly redundant. And it's Floridas three, not two.
And sorry, no, I meant Pole. You know Zbignew Majzenkizcwicz, don't you? Tall guy?
godfry
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09-20-2004, 09:44 PM
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Re: Seasonal madness
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Originally Posted by godfry n. glad
Good evening,
My name is godfry.
godfry n. glad.
uh....um...
...I am a college football addict.
The season has begun. The madness is upon me. I am compelled to spend Saturdays making apple pies and watching two college football games, back to back. I also drink considerable amounts of liquorous spirits and...
I don't think there is anything I can do about it.
<sits down, awkwardly>
godfry
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"Hello, Godfry!"
I am a basebaholic, not a footbaholic, but I've watched my share of college games. Gosh, I love a good game on TV!
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09-20-2004, 11:50 PM
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simple country microbiologist hyperchicken
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Re: Seasonal madness
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Originally Posted by godfry n. glad
Quote:
Originally Posted by beyelzu
I have the same addiction but for the dawgs.
been a ga my whole life and went to school there. didnt finish
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Dawgs, eh?
You guys are contenders.
Welcome to our little ward at the asylum... I watched Oklahoma roll over the Ducks. Expected, but still sad. I hate Oklahoma like the Floridas.
Beginning of an interesting year. Knock the guy off the top the pole...it looks like.
godfry
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we might be contenders if out offense will start scoring points.
our defense fucking rules, but the wideouts need to start catching balls.
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