06-29-2016, 04:01 PM
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Re: Brexit EU referendum polling stations.
06-29-2016, 04:01 PM
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06-29-2016, 04:40 PM
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Re: Brexit EU referendum polling stations.
SATW weighs in.
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06-30-2016, 05:27 AM
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Re: Brexit EU referendum polling stations.
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It just made me laugh.
Think of a wall, a brick wall.
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06-30-2016, 06:51 AM
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Re: Brexit EU referendum polling stations.
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06-30-2016, 08:08 AM
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Re: Brexit EU referendum polling stations.
Read this in the voice of Nigel Hawthorne.
Quote:
So, let me get this straight... the leader of the opposition campaigned to stay but secretly wanted to leave, so his party held a non-binding vote to shame him into resigning so someone else could lead the campaign to ignore the result of the non-binding referendum which many people now think was just angry people trying to shame politicians into seeing they'd all done nothing to help them.
Meanwhile, the man who campaigned to leave because he hoped losing would help him win the leadership of his party, accidentally won and ruined any chance of leading because the man who thought he couldn't lose, did - but resigned before actually doing the thing the vote had been about. The man who'd always thought he'd lead next, campaigned so badly that everyone thought he was lying when he said the economy would crash - and he was, but it did, but he's not resigned, but, like the man who lost and the man who won, also now can't become leader. Which means the woman who quietly campaigned to stay but always said she wanted to leave is likely to become leader instead.
Which means she holds the same view as the leader of the opposition but for opposite reasons, but her party's view of this view is the opposite of the opposition's. And the opposition aren't yet opposing anything because the leader isn't listening to his party, who aren't listening to the country, who aren't listening to experts or possibly paying that much attention at all. However, none of their opponents actually want to be the one to do the thing that the vote was about, so there's not yet anything actually on the table to oppose anyway. And if no one ever does do the thing that most people asked them to do, it will be undemocratic and if any one ever does do it, it will be awful.
Clear?
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06-30-2016, 09:15 AM
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Re: Brexit EU referendum polling stations.
+1 [thanks] for invoking the voice of Nigel Hawthorne.
06-30-2016, 01:13 PM
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Re: Brexit EU referendum polling stations.
So Boris the fuckwit has decided not to run for leader of the conservative party.
Couple of tweets that made me smile:
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06-30-2016, 03:08 PM
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Re: Brexit EU referendum polling stations.
This has had me laughing for 2 straight minutes, can't stop watching the kids face
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06-30-2016, 03:36 PM
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Re: Brexit EU referendum polling stations.
If that is not mashed up with Boris's body by someone, immediately if not sooner, I will cancel my subscription to the internet.
07-01-2016, 05:46 AM
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07-01-2016, 01:07 PM
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Re: Brexit EU referendum polling stations.
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If that is not mashed up with Boris's body by someone, immediately if not sooner, I will cancel my subscription to the internet.
I WAS KIDDING OK! ...
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My home broadband is down! I'm having to use mobile data through my phone's hotspot feature!
07-01-2016, 01:19 PM
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Re: Brexit EU referendum polling stations.
Typical Englishman! First screaming "I WILL LEAVE THE INTERNETS" and then "LOL JK"!
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07-01-2016, 02:12 PM
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Re: Brexit EU referendum polling stations.
... Unlike some I had an actual plan to cope with brexit (broadband exit), but the JoeP economy may of course suffer a bit during this time of uncertainty.
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07-01-2016, 02:16 PM
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Re: Brexit EU referendum polling stations.
#ProjectFear
07-01-2016, 08:43 PM
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Re: Brexit EU referendum polling stations.
"No people can write absurdist comedies like the British."
"Brexit is indeed hilarious, but personally I thought Monty Python was funnier."
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07-01-2016, 09:24 PM
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Re: Brexit EU referendum polling stations.
Random comment in The Register: "Theresa May knows exactly what the public want & need. Mainly because she's read all their emails."
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07-02-2016, 01:15 AM
happy now, Mussolini?
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07-02-2016, 04:13 AM
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Re: Brexit EU referendum polling stations.
It's funny because they were mocking how the Remain campaign said leaving would be bad for the economy.
Well, the joke's on them!
And well, the whole UK, really.
07-02-2016, 07:49 AM
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07-02-2016, 10:28 AM
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Re: Brexit EU referendum polling stations.
07-02-2016, 11:38 AM
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Re: Brexit EU referendum polling stations.
This is the man that toppled BoJo.
VIDEO
Fear him! And practice the Gove clapping style ready for when if the faint possibility that the hypothetical, but now unreal chance that he becomes leader.
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07-02-2016, 12:43 PM
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Re: Brexit EU referendum polling stations.
I bet he was bullied at public school.
07-04-2016, 06:31 AM
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Re: Brexit EU referendum polling stations.
Are we sure he's actually human?
07-04-2016, 09:46 AM
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Re: Brexit EU referendum polling stations.
One of the captions you can find for that clip is "This human suit is really uncomfortable".
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