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11-16-2009, 09:47 PM
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What would Jesus do? Get a boob job.
Embattled former beauty pageant queen Carrie Prejean told an interviewer for a evangelical Christian publication that having implants doesn't conflict with her Christian faith, says she can't find anything in the Bible that says anything forbidding breast implants therefor they must be okay with Jesus.
Next thing you know, someone will say she raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. Wait, she was a young girl in 1990.
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11-16-2009, 10:00 PM
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Re: What would Jesus do? Get a boob job.
"I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shoudn't get breast implants," said Prejean, 22. Me neither. And I checked for ExtenZe also.
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11-16-2009, 10:31 PM
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Re: What would Jesus do? Get a boob job.
That is one scary-looking beauty queen. My vote: complete mental examinations for any judge who voted for her.
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11-16-2009, 11:58 PM
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Re: What would Jesus do? Get a boob job.
There's nothing in the Bible that prohibits abortion either, you dumb cunt!
Guess what else the Bible doesn't specifically prohibit? Gay marriage. So climb down off your hypocritical high horse you fucking stupid git.
 
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11-17-2009, 12:52 AM
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Re: What would Jesus do? Get a boob job.
Yeah, but it does prohibit gay sex. And shellfish.
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11-17-2009, 01:03 AM
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Re: What would Jesus do? Get a boob job.
And mixed fibers!!
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11-17-2009, 01:07 AM
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Re: What would Jesus do? Get a boob job.
Also masturbation, which I think, I'm not sure but I think, would preclude making 7 videos of yourself doing it.
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11-17-2009, 01:10 AM
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Re: What would Jesus do? Get a boob job.
I thought that was just for boys, with the spilling the seed and all. Which I just recently learned has more to do with pulling out than masturbating.
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11-17-2009, 01:17 AM
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Re: What would Jesus do? Get a boob job.
There's a Catholic priest joke in there somewhere.
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11-17-2009, 01:36 AM
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Re: What would Jesus do? Get a boob job.
The passage cited as against masturbation actually is about following God's laws. Onan was supposed to marry his deceased brother's widow and sire a son to carry on his brother's name. Onan didn't have any problem with the first part, but didn't want to have a kid that legally wouldn't be his. So he pulled out and God killed him for it. 'Spilling his seed' wasn't the sin in itself, just a refusal to do his divinely required duty.
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11-17-2009, 03:41 AM
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Re: What would Jesus do? Get a boob job.
Random comment from the link:
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her little man in the rowboat isn't very Christian though.
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11-17-2009, 04:07 AM
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Re: What would Jesus do? Get a boob job.
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"I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shoudn't get breast implants," said Prejean, 22. Me neither. And I checked for ExtenZe also. |
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11-17-2009, 05:01 AM
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Re: What would Jesus do? Get a boob job.
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Also masturbation, which I think, I'm not sure but I think, would preclude making 7 videos of yourself doing it.
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... while underage, no less. Then sending it to your boyfriend, who could then be arrested for possession of child porn.
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11-17-2009, 05:08 AM
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Re: What would Jesus do? Get a boob job.
She claimed to be underage. Other sources say she was 20 and Vivid Entertainment is pretty sure of the latter because they're looking to market the footage.
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11-17-2009, 05:13 AM
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Re: What would Jesus do? Get a boob job.
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Also masturbation, which I think, I'm not sure but I think, would preclude making 7 videos of yourself doing it.
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Yeah but what about six?
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11-17-2009, 05:17 AM
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Re: What would Jesus do? Get a boob job.
Let him that hath understanding count the number of the fappychuck, for it is the number of a man and his number is six.
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11-17-2009, 05:24 AM
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Re: What would Jesus do? Get a boob job.
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11-17-2009, 05:25 AM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: What would Jesus do? Get a boob job.
Not seven, nor more than five, but six times doth one make video.
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11-17-2009, 07:04 AM
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Re: What would Jesus do? Get a boob job.
And 8 is right out!
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11-17-2009, 07:15 AM
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Re: What would Jesus do? Get a boob job.
Isn't Blackadder awesome?
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11-17-2009, 07:29 AM
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Re: What would Jesus do? Get a boob job.
Are you fapping in that too!
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11-17-2009, 03:24 PM
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Re: What would Jesus do? Get a boob job.
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Embattled former beauty pageant queen Carrie Prejean told an interviewer for a evangelical Christian publication that having implants doesn't conflict with her Christian faith, says she can't find anything in the Bible that says anything forbidding breast implants therefor they must be okay with Jesus.
Next thing you know, someone will say she raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. Wait, she was a young girl in 1990. |
Makes perfect sense. Both are artificial creations of mankind.
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11-17-2009, 05:05 PM
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Re: What would Jesus do? Get a boob job.
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Isn't Blackadder awesome?
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That's Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
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11-17-2009, 05:19 PM
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Re: What would Jesus do? Get a boob job.
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Yes. I know.
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11-17-2009, 06:16 PM
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Re: What would Jesus do? Get a boob job.
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