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Old 04-29-2015, 07:23 PM
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Legislative meltdown: House ends session early | April 28, 2015 | Staff Report | HT Politics


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This is what we get for electing (and re-electing) a crook as governor. It's kind of karma at this point. Our government is pretty much every bit an embarrassment as Congress is by now.

Sadly, this meltdown leaves the fates of dozens of bills up in the air, including a bill that would have banned revenge porn (I'm not clear on whether it was passed or not; it cleared the Senate but I don't know whether the House passed it before leaving session).

edit: lol the poll at the top of the article has 89% of people saying the House did not make the right choice by ending its session early. You never get agreement that widespread in politics.
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Have no fear, Floridians, everything's gonna be A-OK! Your state legislature passed and your governor signed this abomination law, the Grieving Families Act, under which grief-stricken "parents" can get a Certificate of Non-Viable Birth for their miscarriage, and even provide an official name for the dear, departed tyke.

Tax dollars well spent, I tell you what.
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Pinellas sheriff's corporal had racist, sexist, pornographic content on his cellphone | Tampa Bay Times

Plus shots of his junk, and stuff mocking the disabled. Gotta cover all the bases, yo.
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Old 06-28-2017, 09:55 AM
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I just notice The Man is in Florida.

My condolences.

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NEW: Florida man skips out on $6 bar tab, tells cops he's*a Sovereign Citizen

Dat mugshot.
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Also, "Sovereign"? :chin::oldman:
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Priest arrested in Florida road rage incident after pulling out gun - ABC News

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Dudebro isn't a Catholic priest, but he's pretty clearly raped multiple children.
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Old 07-08-2017, 01:56 PM
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Old 07-08-2017, 02:15 PM
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Kam, Slobberin' was before your time here. Have you partaken of the delights of those threads?
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Kam, Slobberin' was before your time here. Have you partaken of the delights of those threads?
I figured there was a story there and so just sat back and waited.

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And wasn't disappointed. :lol:
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Sovereignism - Freethought Forum

It's only 60 pages of :lulztrain:, shouldn't take you long.

eta: poster "Wonderbread Leotard" is the same as the "Sovereign" mentioned and quoted during the early posts. That might clear up some misunderstanding. (There's plenty more misunderstanding to keep you busy.)
For some reason he requested a username change. (And after being banned, came back with other usernames.)
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My mind boggles with this one. It's only six fucking dollars!. Pay the fucking tab and go home! Who does that? Apparently, this idiot does.
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If it were four counts of petit theft, that would have been perfect.
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eta: poster "Wonderbread Leotard" is the same as the "Sovereign" mentioned and quoted during the early posts. That might clear up some misunderstanding. (There's plenty more misunderstanding to keep you busy.)
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Horribly depressing news out of my hometown.

Snooty the Manatee Dies, and a Florida Community Mourns : The Two-Way : NPR
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And then there was this bit of ghastly outrage porn from Friday.
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eta: poster "Wonderbread Leotard" is the same as the "Sovereign" mentioned and quoted during the early posts. That might clear up some misunderstanding. (There's plenty more misunderstanding to keep you busy.)
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He was a quality troll. I miss him
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Snooty was the first manatee to be born in captivity, in 1948. He had lived at the aquarium since 1949; he became the official mascot of Manatee County, Fla., back in 1979. He was also at the heart of the museum's manatee rehabilitation program, which helps injured or animals recover and return to the wild.
I had not heard of snooty before today but wow, sad
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That is a pretty fucked up story. Those kids have little or no empathy, and frankly, I hope to never, ever meet them.
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Seems that Hillsborough County, Florida has a rather large, dick-shaped monument to the Confederasah on the grounds of its county courthouse. People wanted it removed from public property, and the owners of a "small family cemetery" agreed to take the monument off the county's hands. Apparently, the family in question doesn't mind having its cemetery festooned with monuments to treason and slavery, but hey, whatever.

The candy-ass county commissioners agreed to the move, but only if the public came up with at least half of the $285K moving fee within thirty days. Otherwise, the monument would stay right the fuck where it is.

It took all of a day to exceed the fundraising goal by a comfortable margin.
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