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Old 07-31-2017, 11:38 PM
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Flo already misses The Mooch. This is not the Donald Trump I voted for.

In my dreams, Flo sees The Mooch entering a D.C.-area pastry shop. There is a dispute over whether the Mooch or another man is next in line. The Mooch makes the other guy leave the store, and then pulls a gun on the hired help. “Give me the pastry box,” the Mooch says. “Do I look like some kind of pussy to you?” After the terrified clerk gives The Mooch his pastry box, The Mooch shoots him in the foot.

Much later, President Trump and The Mooch are driving on some lonely night highway. The Mooch is at the wheel. He is fucked up on drugs and has an accident. Their SUV overturns into a ravine. President Trump gets out of the wrecked vehicle and holds a handkerchief over The Mooch’s nose and mouth until he is dead.

That’s the kind of stuff Flo wanted from the Trump administration. And now I’ll never get it. :sadcheer:
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Old 08-01-2017, 03:08 AM
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A good question in the comments:

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How does Mike Pence manage to stay out of all the drama?

Perhaps Pence is the leaker.
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Old 08-01-2017, 05:40 AM
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LOLGOP on Twitter: "Scaramucci should do his first post-firing interview wearing wings made of feathers and melted wax."
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Old 08-01-2017, 06:20 AM
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At least Britain does it artfully.
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Old 08-01-2017, 07:53 AM
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At least Britain does it artfully.
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Max and Leo discover Springtime for Brexit is a hit.

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Old 08-01-2017, 08:07 AM
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Wouldn't it be a good idea to use the Benny Hill theme song as the new US national anthem?
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Old 08-01-2017, 08:13 AM
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Here you go!

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Old 08-02-2017, 12:47 AM
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Stonekettle on Twitter: "Trump is the result of a society that dismisses reason and intellect as "elitism" while lighting their farts on fire."
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Old 08-02-2017, 01:31 AM
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I suspect that if he actually attempted such a thing, it would be an impeachable offense. There's this thing called checks and balances and its Congress with control of the check book, not the President. Sadly, I can definitely see Trump blundering his way into causing a Constitutional Crisis.
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Old 08-02-2017, 11:07 AM
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Does Trump still think he has to fire someone once a week? :confused: Or is he hoping if he goes back to what he did in the days of his TV show people will like him more?
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Worse, he actually does business that way.
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Old 08-02-2017, 08:34 PM
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Trump dictated son's misleading statement on meeting with Russian lawyer - The Washington Post

Dear Lawyers, my best son, Don Trump Jr. should be excused today from collusion class. We already know the best colluders, the greatest.
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Old 08-02-2017, 10:49 PM
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Any 70-year-old father without a legal education would write a letter that potentially implicates him in legal troubles for for his 39-year-old son. Junior's just a baby! He doesn't know what happened!
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Who knew treason could be so complicated?
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Meanwhile, Sessions bravely tackles an important problem in US society: the scourge of racism against white people in colleges and universities. Just the thing to appeal to the average Trumpeteer. What about the average white guy, huh?

But why stop there? We should also stop the shameful and bigoted practice of holding charity drives for the poor and food-insecure, as this is essentially discrimination against the rich and well fed. And why do we let people raise money on facebook for people who need expensive treatment? This clearly excludes the healthy based on their medical history - more discrimination. Where is the free money for the well-off and healthy? They have it tough too!

I think Trump is on to a winner here. This is one area where he can score points with people inclined to support him. Another good tack to take would be to harp on how Christians are also way oppressed.
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But hey! Fox won't be needed anymore!


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Trump wouldn't know real news if it whipped out its dick and beat him over the head with it.
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Trump wouldn't know real news if it whipped out its dick and beat him over the head with it. peed on him.
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Trump wouldn't know real news if it whipped out its dick and beat him over the head with it. peed on him the bed of the Moscow Ritz-Carlton presidential suite.
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"They were from wherever they were." - Greatest Trump.

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Special Counsel Robert Mueller Impanels Washington Grand Jury in Russia Probe

Shit's about to go down, y'all.
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Update to above: Reuters is reporting that the grand jury has issued subpoenas relating to Uday's June 2016 meeting in Trump Tower with every Russian ever.

:popcorn:

Also, this:

Secret Service vacates Trump Tower command post in lease dispute with president’s company - The Washington Post

Plus it looks like Carter Page had been under a FISA wiretap since 2014. I wonder what Mueller knows from that.

And this:

NEW: Flynn has updated his disclosure forms to reflect pay from Mercer family controlled Cambridge Analytica
https://twitter.com/yashar/status/893236329605214212

If this ends up bringing down the Mercers and/or Cambridge Analytica too, it'll be Christmas in August.
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Congratulations to everyone who picked "one" for "How many black presidents would it take to elect a clown show of epic proportions." :lol:
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