I share a birthday with Randolph Scott, Sergei Eisenstein, John Hancock of the huge signature, Ernie Kovacs (WIN!). And if you add my birth year you get this intriguing person: Naim Süleymanoğlu, Bulgarian-Turkish weightlifter and politician.
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"freedom to differ is not limited to things that do not matter much. That would be a mere shadow of freedom. The test of its substance is the right to differ as to things that touch the heart of the existing order."
- Justice Robert Jackson, West Virginia State Board of Ed. v. Barnette
You know, I can and do watch a lot of extremely garbage TV, but I have never been able to get through an entire episode of any of those CSI shows, except for the one time it was about an adult baby, and that was a pretty hard slog, even though it was about an adult baby. EVEN THOUGH IT WAS ABOUT AN ADULT BABY.
Look at this, though. Holy cats. It doesn't even look like regular sloppiness. It looks like they're actively trying to suck. Can somebody check the end credits on this show and see if they have a credit for, like "Master Suck Coordinator" or something?
Let's not forget it was CBS' CSI:NY that gave us . So, on one hand, it's not completely useless. But on the other, it is. AKA - you won't trick me this time, pea. I KNOW MY RIGHTS. AM I BEING DETAINED. AM I FREE TO GO.
I was not able to forget that because I NEVER KNEW.
Which one is that one? The weasel face one, the potato face one, or Laurence Fishburne face one?
(You guys might want to preemptively hold onto your britches or whatever, because today, my project is to formulate a devastating Fish-burne that I will be dropping as soon as I think of it.)
It was your post here that eventually lead to the current zeitgeist of how is interpreted.
I don't know which face Gary Sinese is, I'm guessing he's weasel face. I think the one everyone makes fun of (warning: loud) is potato face. And Laurence Ladyburn was on the original.
1. Just now, I had to go out real quick and come right back, and right at the bottom of my street, this is the scene: A pretty handsome man with a shaved head, wearing a tank top and shorts, is standing in the middle of the street talking to another man who is in a truck that is pointed in the other direction from my car. As I drive slowly past, I notice that the man in the truck is nearly identical to the man on foot, except that only part of his head was shaved. Then, as I stop a few feet away from them at the stop sign, I notice sitting on the ground a paper plate with a big piece of chocolate cake on it and two forks. So the action item is to help me formulate a compelling narrative for the literotica I have to write about it. (Denouement: When I came back a few minutes later, the on the street man was alone, leaning against a large ornamental rock on the corner, and the cake appeared unchanged.)
2. Because I was thinking about CSI franchise associated faceburns while running my errand, I came up with a p. good idea about how, like, whoever is in charge of Cheerios or some other kind of cereal should have a thing there they print a life-sized photo of James van der Beek's face upside down on the back of that cereal box and encourage young children to just put the upside down cereal box right on their heads as a mask. I suspect you would find that those children would be virtually indistinguishable from the actual James van der Beek. Which reminded me of a misty watercolored memory from my very own past, to wit:
3. When I was in third grade, I found this picture in a magazine of this middle aged man with wrinkles around his eyes, and it was EXACTLY the right size, so I cut out the eye portion in a rectangle, laminated it with scotch tape, cut out eyeholes, added a strap to it, and then I would wear it around to look mad creepy. People would be all telling me, LISA TAKE THAT OFF IT'S SCARY, and I'd be like, "No." I wore it on the bus to school, at school, around the house. Not constantly or anything, though. I'd just keep it with me and if someone was looking another direction, I'd sometimes put it on so that when they turned back around or whatever, they'd be all EUUGAAAGH. And do you know what? I stand by that decision.
This story only confirms that lisarea is in fact Louise Belcher.
OK, so this would be a good time to tell you that one of you people mentioned something about me being someone from Bob's Burgers, so later, I went and watched I think a couple seasons of it just to see what you meant, and I thought it was Tina.
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. So, on one hand, it's not completely useless. But on the other, it is. AKA - you won't trick me this time, pea. I KNOW MY RIGHTS. AM I BEING DETAINED. AM I FREE TO GO.
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