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10-10-2014, 07:04 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Cowtown, Kansas
Gender: Male
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Re: First World Problems
The high quality divers watches are oil-filled.
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Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.--W.C. Fields
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10-10-2014, 07:59 PM
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Solipsist
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Kolmannessa kerroksessa
Gender: Male
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Re: First World Problems
First world problem:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dingfod
This is how I feel when I make a post that nobody replies to.
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10-11-2014, 08:56 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Cowtown, Kansas
Gender: Male
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Re: First World Problems
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Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.--W.C. Fields
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10-13-2014, 04:34 PM
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NPC
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Hellmouth
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Re: First World Problems
I have an app telling me I should clean my "baseboards".
Please, sir, what are baseboards?
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10-13-2014, 05:11 PM
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Solipsist
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Kolmannessa kerroksessa
Gender: Male
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Re: First World Problems
Something to do with model railways, clearly: Baseboards
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10-13-2014, 05:29 PM
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NPC
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Hellmouth
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Re: First World Problems
I don't think I have one of those! 
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10-13-2014, 05:42 PM
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Solipsist
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Kolmannessa kerroksessa
Gender: Male
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Re: First World Problems
Then your app is faulty! It's probably a sneaky marketing scheme!
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10-14-2014, 03:09 AM
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California Sober
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Silicon Valley
Gender: Bender
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Re: First World Problems
I just joined a pilot program at work to ride the CalTrain instead of the work shuttle. They gave me a golden ticket that lets me ride the train all I want, 24/7, to all zones, for business or pleasure, thru the end of the year. The total commute time is significantly shorter, compared to the shuttle, and the stop is closer to my house.
The problem? NO WIFI 
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10-14-2014, 04:53 AM
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Dogehlaugher -Scrutari
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Northwest
Gender: Female
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Re: First World Problems
Baseboards are those things that are between the base of the wall and the floor. They get dusty. Obviously super super important.
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Ishmaeline of Domesticity drinker of smurf tears
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10-14-2014, 09:14 AM
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NPC
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Hellmouth
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Re: First World Problems
Ah, skirting boards. That name makes infinitely more sense.
But no, I will not clean them at this time; not only are there, like, miles of them, they are beneath me. Floor level-low-beneath. 40 YEARS OF LIFE HAS NOT PREPARED ME FOR THIS SORT OF A TASK.
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10-14-2014, 07:52 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Cowtown, Kansas
Gender: Male
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Re: First World Problems
Skirting makes more sense than base? Hmmm. Okay.
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10-14-2014, 08:11 PM
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A Very Gentle Bort
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Bortlandia
Gender: Male
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Re: First World Problems
It makes no sense! Walls can't wear skirts! They do have bases. You know, like at the bottom?
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10-14-2014, 08:41 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Cowtown, Kansas
Gender: Male
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Re: First World Problems
Trailerhouses have skirts.
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10-14-2014, 08:54 PM
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NPC
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Hellmouth
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Re: First World Problems
Skirting board hang about around the levels of my skirt hems.
Yes, I wear long skirts if I wear any, for the sake of everyone. Can't talk about it, bad PTSD*.
*Pudgy Thigh-Shin Dimensions.
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10-14-2014, 08:56 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Cowtown, Kansas
Gender: Male
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Re: First World Problems
Post proof or retract!
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10-14-2014, 08:56 PM
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NPC
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Hellmouth
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Re: First World Problems
You monster.
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10-14-2014, 08:57 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Cowtown, Kansas
Gender: Male
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Re: First World Problems
I just wanted more pictures of you for my collection.
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10-14-2014, 09:00 PM
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NPC
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Hellmouth
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Re: First World Problems
Oh.
Wait, "more"?!?!?
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10-14-2014, 09:07 PM
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Adequately Crumbulent
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Cascadia
Gender: Male
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Re: First World Problems
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10-14-2014, 09:08 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Cowtown, Kansas
Gender: Male
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Re: First World Problems
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Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.--W.C. Fields
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10-14-2014, 09:22 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Cowtown, Kansas
Gender: Male
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Re: First World Problems
FWP: Sunday I fucked up by being a little too good at my job.
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Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.--W.C. Fields
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10-31-2014, 12:22 AM
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Just keep m'nose clean, egg, chips & beans, I'm always full of steam
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: so far out, I'm too far in
Gender: Bender
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Re: First World Problems
I was at Halloween Express when I realized that I would make a thoroughly awesome Pinhead. I can do the voice, the walk, etc. p. well, and I'm tall enough to pull it off. Plus I'm no longer fat, so my profile would be pretty spot on as well.
Then I realized that there's no way in the exquisite sufferings of Hell that I would pay the 50 bucks for a Pinhead mask (nor would I take the 8 hours or so to do a homemade application to my head and face, which would require a skin wig thingie anyway), let alone spring for the rest of the damned outfit.
Sadly, it's not Time To Play. :sadpinhead: 
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10-31-2014, 01:08 AM
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A Very Gentle Bort
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Bortlandia
Gender: Male
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Re: First World Problems
I am truley sorry for your lots.
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10-31-2014, 04:23 PM
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Bizarre unknowable space alien
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Flint, MI
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Re: First World Problems
The City vs United match starts at 7:00am on the first day of my vacation. So I have to set my alarm just to watch it live, over satellite, in the comfort of my own home. No fair!
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- Justice Robert Jackson, West Virginia State Board of Ed. v. Barnette
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10-31-2014, 08:05 PM
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NPC
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Hellmouth
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Re: First World Problems
Because I live in a theocracy the shops will be CLOSED tomorrow for All Saint's Day. This means that I have had to imagine what I might want to eat tomorrow, ahead of time, when I am not in that situation and therefore have no idea what I will want.
I feel like an old-timey farmer's wife, looking trough the shelves of jars, wondering if we will make it through the winter.
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