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Old 07-23-2015, 03:37 PM
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This story could have gone into one of the general Arizona Sucks threads or served as the lead story in a new Joe Arpaio Sucks thread, but no. This story deserves a thread of its own, and by God and Sonny Jesus, a thread of its own shall it have!

Sheriff Joe Arpaio Gets Tough on Horse Sex -- NYMag

So many, many highlights and questions.

- Does having a horse piss on five of your shirts so that you can take them back home to Pennsylvania and wear them really qualify as having sex with a horse?

- Under investigation since October 2014? Really? looooool

- Eight bestiality arrests in Maricopa County in he last five years.

- Arpaio: "He would have gotten away with it if he'd picked the wrong county and the wrong sheriff." So Maricopa County and Joe Arpaio are the right county and sheriff for this sort of thing? Duly noted!

- And of course: "A day after the arrest, Arpaio attended a rally for presidential candidate Donald Trump."
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The man was also suspected of planning a race, known as the Freakness, in which the horses rode the jockeys.
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Let's be clear here: It was miniature horses, not regular big horses.

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- Does having a horse piss on five of your shirts so that you can take them back home to Pennsylvania and wear them really qualify as having sex with a horse?
Right? First marriage, and now this!

It used to be that, when a man and a lady loved each other very much, the man would urinate on five of the lady's shirts and she would go wear the shirts in Pennsylvania.

This, I don't know. I just don't know any more.

IT IS ADAM AND EVE, NOT LITTLE SEBASTIAN AND STEVE.
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HEY. ANY REGULAR BLOODED TRUE AMERICAN WOULD BE MORE THAN HAPPY IF THEY COULD MARRY LITTLE SEBASTIAN.

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"He would have gotten away with it if*..."

not for those meddling kids and their blasted sheriff!

Would you do it for TWO wingnut snacks?
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To be fair, I can't think of a better use of Arizona taxpayer dollars than long, drawn out stings designed to lure weird old men there in order to provide them with trials and prison accommodations and stuff.

I am going to start sending Joe Arpaio lists of other weirdos I hear about, so you guys better be on your toes from now on!
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- And of course: "A day after the arrest, Arpaio attended a rally for presidential candidate Donald Trump."
So...I guess it's okay to come to Arizona looking for a hoary marmot for your hairpiece?
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HEY. ANY REGULAR BLOODED TRUE AMERICAN WOULD BE MORE THAN HAPPY IF THEY COULD MARRY LITTLE SEBASTIAN.
5000 candles in the wind, my friend!

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