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Old 09-12-2008, 06:53 PM
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The thing I really like about Cthulhu is that his message is so simple: you are irrelevant and I will eat you...
A religious tract and a political manifesto all in one.
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Old 09-12-2008, 06:55 PM
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Greetings, Prophet of the Great Old Ones! :bow:
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Old 09-12-2008, 07:28 PM
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No women were raptured in the making of that video. That's right, in God's eyes you're all Whores of Babylon™, useful only in disseminating (ensemenation) Man's sinful seed.

Sorry.

But there is good news! Unlike God's so-called benevolence, Cthulhu truly will devour you, no matter what sinful state you find yourself in.

Ia, ia fhtagn!
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Old 09-12-2008, 07:32 PM
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Welcome ptet!

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Old 09-12-2008, 07:44 PM
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[invisibletonewbiesmode]No kidding. And did you see what he was wearing? Like, gag me with a cliche from the mid-1980's! Srzly![/invisibletonewbiesmode]
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Old 09-19-2008, 07:13 PM
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You guys :)

Need... More... Cthulhu... Stuff....

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Old 09-19-2008, 09:39 PM
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I can see R'lyeh from my house!
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I can see R'lyeh from my house!
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Old 09-20-2008, 07:04 AM
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You have seen this?

Q) What is your candidates stand on abortion? Will it/he/she merely outlaw human life itself and thus end the issue?

A) The Great Cthulhu cares little for mortal affairs and mortal politics. However, as a presidential candidate, it must take a stand. Cthulhu is, therefore, pro-choice because it cares little for what you do. However, it's in favor of keeping humans alive, so that it can taunt and toy with them before they go insane and it eats them.

http://www.cthulhu.org/
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There is also this, sorry no images, except in my insane mind.

"To: Microsoft Lawyers, Inc.
From: Azathoth, Nyarlathotep and Hastur, Elder Attorneys.

Sirs:

Our agents among the mortal herd have brought to Our attention your
recent product entitled Windows '95. Therefore We now give you
statutory notice of intent of proceedings to be taken against Microsoft
by the Many-Angled Ones.

With this suit We will show that Windows '95, and to a lesser extent
all of the Microsoft range of products, infringe upon the recognised
"look-and-feel" of the Elder Gods, for the following reasons:

o Windows '95 is a crawling abomination from the darkest pits of Hell;

o No man can be in it's presence for too long without being driven into
gibbering insanity;

o A cult who worship it exist in secret amongst the mortal herd;

o Those who associate with it for too long develop common physical
characteristics, to wit: pale, clammy skin, bulging eyes, generally
unkempt physical appearance, tendency towards nocturnal living, change
in diet to that which normal men do not eat (in your case tacos,
burgers and Jolt Coke; in Ours, human flesh, Fungi of Yuggoth and the
blood of Alien Gods);"

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Old 09-26-2008, 01:34 AM
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Cthulhu Christmas Tree
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* Ymir's blood has one of those Lego octopi that forms the Cthulhu head.
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Old 10-01-2008, 11:07 AM
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Old 10-07-2008, 03:52 PM
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Cthulhu Dawn


Wee java game. Suggestions welcome :)
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Fun. I like eating people. But the sound effects ... no. It needs ominous music, not a rising "ia ia" chant after Cthulhu's already f'tagn'd. And the nom nom nom would only work if it was a young girl's voice to build on the "Hello Cthulhu" theme. I think a cephalopodian slurping crunch would do better.

Also, why is Cthulhu harmed by soccer balls? :)
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Fun. I like eating people. But the sound effects ... no. It needs ominous music, not a rising "ia ia" chant after Cthulhu's already f'tagn'd.
You keep using that word...I do not think it means what you think it means.

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The cult is noted for chanting its horrid phrase or ritual: "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn," which translates as "In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming." This is often shortened to "Cthulhu fhtagn," which might possibly mean "Cthulhu waits", "Cthulhu dreams," or "Cthulhu waits dreaming."

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Also, why is Cthulhu harmed by soccer balls? :)
Because they couldn't fit an Outer God on the screen?
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You keep using that word...I do not think it means what you think it means.
It's a fair cop. :sadyup:

btw, it's pronounced "fhtagn".
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btw, it's pronounced "fhtagn".
I have it on good authority that it's pronounced "l-i-n-u-x."
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