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09-23-2018, 10:31 AM
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Wedding Lipstick
What should I consider to choose a wedding lipstick?
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09-23-2018, 03:14 PM
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Solipsist
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Re: Wedding Lipstick
In no particular order:
1. Am I getting married?
3. Is anyone I know getting married?
B. Am I invited?
vi. Given that I normally don't wear lipstick, will it create a exceptional amount of attention if do?
quatres-vingts-et-un. Is that what I want?
viisitoista. Blush Pink.
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09-23-2018, 04:01 PM
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Re: Wedding Lipstick
Well, ziacmt!1, firstly I would consider whether is really the kind of forum you're looking for.
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09-23-2018, 04:24 PM
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Re: Wedding Lipstick
Why don't you just come out and tell us what you're here to advertise?
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09-23-2018, 09:11 PM
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Shitpost Sommelier
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Re: Wedding Lipstick
Is there such thing as a lipstick that cures erectile dysfunction?
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09-23-2018, 09:58 PM
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Re: Wedding Lipstick
A duck walks up to a cosmetics sales person and says, "I want to buy some wedding lipstick please."
The sales person says, "I think this color would go best with your plumage, and the cost is only ten dollars."
The duck says, "Put it on my bill."
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09-24-2018, 05:21 AM
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I read some of your foolish scree, then just skimmed the rest.
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Re: Wedding Lipstick
Perhaps this color, it's even seasonally themed!
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09-24-2018, 09:18 PM
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Re: Wedding Lipstick
Your lipstick should match your shoes, of course. This is what I did as a recent bride.
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09-25-2018, 04:25 AM
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happy now, Mussolini?
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Re: Wedding Lipstick
This is almost certainly what you're looking for.
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09-27-2018, 12:14 AM
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Re: Wedding Lipstick
Is wedding lipstick anything like wedding soup, i.e., has "wedding" in the name but is by no stretch of the imagination actually limited to weddings?
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09-27-2018, 03:04 AM
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Re: Wedding Lipstick
Wedding soup is perhaps just a lost in translation situation. The intended meaning in Italian is that it's a good combination (or marriage, if you will) of ingredients (meat and greens), and doesn't really have anything to do with wedding feasts per se.
But in English it comes off as being soup to be served at weddings, which it is not.
Anyway, my grandma's recipe for it is p. good.
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09-27-2018, 12:38 PM
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Re: Wedding Lipstick
It's probably more like "wedding cake", ie is technically a cake, is related to weddings, but is entirely for appearance and you wouldn't choose it under normal conditions.
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09-27-2018, 06:04 PM
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This is the title that appears beneath your name on your posts.
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Re: Wedding Lipstick
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Originally Posted by ziacmt1
What should I consider to choose a wedding lipstick?
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You could buy one online from Pakistan, but I don't know what the delivery charges are or if there are any online shops that provide 365 day policy.
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09-27-2018, 07:08 PM
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Solipsist
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Re: Wedding Lipstick
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Originally Posted by But
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Originally Posted by ziacmt1
What should I consider to choose a wedding lipstick?
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You could buy one online from Pakistan, but I don't know what the delivery charges are or if there are any online shops that provide 365 day policy.
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09-27-2018, 07:24 PM
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Porn papers, surrealistic artifacts, kitchen smells, defecated food and sprayed perfume cocktail.
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Re: Wedding Lipstick
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Originally Posted by ziacmt1
What should I consider to choose a wedding lipstick?
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Dear, it crucially depends on whether before the wedding, you discover that you loathe your betrothed. This happens surprisingly often. But many such women go ahead with the wedding anyway, because all the invitations have been printed and sent, friends and family are flying in from long distances, and you don’t want to disappoint your mother.
Whether you loathe your betrothed or not, a good rule of thumb is to use lipstick that matches the color of your nipples. In case you loathe your betrothed, there are further steps that might be apposite.
After applying your wedding lipstick, apply a sealant — Lipcote is highly recommended. It prevents smudging, and protects your lips.
After your lips are safeguarded, you can choose which toxin to apply over the protective sealant. For quick results, belladonna is recommended. It has always been a favorite of the ladies. It means “beautiful woman.” The first post-nuptial kiss will prove swiftly fatal for your spouse, while your Lipcote protects you.
Of course, instant death after the first kiss may cast suspicion on you. A more prudential strategy would be to employ dimethyl mercury, a slow-acting poison that will cause your spouse to drop dead about ten months after that crucial post-“I do” smooch.
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09-27-2018, 08:19 PM
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Porn papers, surrealistic artifacts, kitchen smells, defecated food and sprayed perfume cocktail.
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Re: Wedding Lipstick
Also, dear, if the spouse whom you loath happens to be named Cosby, Flo suggests you deploy Russel’s viper venom, which will cause your sweetheart’s blood to congeal into Jello. If he happens to be named Kavanaugh, go with Polonium-210, No. 84 on the periodic table. The radioactive isotope will instigate a prolonged and well-deserved bout with horribly painful and untreatable cancer. It has been characterized as the “Ted Nugent of the elements: potentially dangerous and mostly useless.”
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09-27-2018, 08:27 PM
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Porn papers, surrealistic artifacts, kitchen smells, defecated food and sprayed perfume cocktail.
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Re: Wedding Lipstick
Just so you know, Flo made an intensive study of these matters for the home-economics seminar she used to profess at Chester Alan Arthur Junior High School. I'm now a professor emeritus of home economics.
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09-27-2018, 08:33 PM
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Solipsist
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Re: Wedding Lipstick
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Originally Posted by Florence Jellem
a good rule of thumb is to use lipstick that matches the color of your nipples.
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I'm glad I'm not going to be thinking of this whenever I see someone wearing lipstick in the near future.
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09-27-2018, 09:27 PM
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rude, crude, lewd, and unsophisticated
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Re: Wedding Lipstick
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Originally Posted by JoeP
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Originally Posted by Florence Jellem
a good rule of thumb is to use lipstick that matches the color of your nipples.
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I'm glad I'm not going to be thinking of this whenever I see someone wearing lipstick in the near future.
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Particularly if the lips are iridescent green.
I'm surprised that nobody has asked for which lips to be specified.
Nor what kind of stick.
Certainly I'm not the only cunning linguist in the room?
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