How's the fucking weather where you are?

[Stephen Maturin]

We're looking at 6-11 inches of snow over the next two days, the next two days being May 18 and 19.

[lisarea]

Hurr durr where is yr global warming now, hippy?

[Watser?]

It's over here.

Well, it was yesterday, 30C, now down to 18.

[Stormlight]

The mokey is right. It was too warm yesterday!

[Crumb]

Sunny days ahead here!

[Dingfod]

Adad the Assyrian Storm God is coming to visit us later today, bringing hail and tornadoes.

[erimir]

It was in the 90s here today.

Global warming must be simultaneously true and not true if it's cold in some places and hot in others!

[Kyuss Apollo]

Yup. It's stupid hot in 90s here too. Global warming, you say?

[ImGod]

It can stop raining now.

Overcast, annoying drizzle, cool temps. I'm not sure how people can stand living in this sort of environment. I'm used to my rain coming in buckets and leaving.

[Watser?]

It was 32 C here today. 89.5 F A tad warm for late May.

[JoeP]

My car insisted it was 31° here yesterday. (Or the day before. Days all blend into one.)

I didn't believe it.

[Watser?]

I believed it today

[But]

Same here. I don't get people who call that shit "nice weather". It's horrible.

[Dingfod]

Muggy. The air looks green outside. Looking a bit tornadoey again.

[Watser?]

It was horrible here again. Still trying to cool off. Why is it that the noisy machines always come out when it's hot?

[Dingfod]

No global warming, Trump called it off.

[Watser?]

Summer's over, autumn has begun.

[Stormlight]

Finally!

[lisarea]

Oh, man, I cannot handle this. It's not even really hot yet, only about 80F, but it's more humid than it usually gets around here, there are mosquitoes all over the place, and I'm having allergic reactions to I don't even know what.

It's too hot to sleep through the night, even with the swamp cooler on (which is, of course, much less effective with the higher humidity). And it's not even really hot yet.

I'm going to go sit on some ice floe to starve to death like a polar bear.

[lisarea]

It is moist out today. Really moist. It's practically chunky with moistness. Step outside and you're just smeared with phlegmy moistness like it's squirting out of the air. Your panties, your blouse and slacks, every orifice and pustule, even your flesh itself: Dripping in moistness, clogging like mucus. I'll bet even the fetuses are extra moist today.

[MonCapitan2002]

The mental imagery your post invokes makes me regret having an imagination.

[erimir]

I am distrustful of a Coloradan's views on what's "moist".

Is that like, normal humidity for DC?

Anyway, the weather here is pretty nice, despite being the same humidity as it is in Denver and Colorado Springs.

[lisarea]

Well, it was probably 60-65%, but you need to understand that I am a baby about humidity. It makes me feel sticky and my hair gets really big!

(One time, I had to go to a client site in San Diego, and the people I went with thought I was making my hair big for the clients. It was extremely traumatizing.)

[MonCapitan2002]

So you get stuck with 1980's style big hair? You have my most sincere sympathies as no one should suffer so. To add insult to injury, people at that client site thought it was deliberate.

On their behalf, I would like to offer my apologies. I know the gesture isn't much, but it is sincere.

[Dingfod]

It was more than kind of tornadoey here abouts. Tulsa got gobsmacked by a tornado last night. I was up at 02:00, watching lightningmaps.org, when there was over 100 lightning strikes per minute in the Tulsa area. I never did get back to sleep.