Wife and I have ongoing argument about whether one of the cats is fat (me) or just “fluffy” (wife). Vet told wife yesterday that cat is dangerously fluffy and needs to be 25% less fluffy to avoid diabetes risk.
Wife and I have ongoing argument about whether one of the cats is fat (me) or just “fluffy” (wife). Vet told wife yesterday that cat is dangerously fluffy and needs to be 25% less fluffy to avoid diabetes risk.
Comrade, steel production is down,
I said, Comrade, you must sleep on the ground
I said, Comrade, in Soviet town
Is no need to be unhappy...
Comrade, there's a place you can go
I said, Comrade, where is metre of snow
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to share the wealth...
It's fun to be in the USSR It's fun to be in the USSR
Get your shovel and hoe
And harvest potato
I do not care if is snow...
It's fun to be in the USSR It's fun to be in the USSR
Comrade, are you listening to me?
I said Comrade I know what you want to be
I said Comrade realise Motherland's dreams
But you've got to know this one thing...
Comrade, I was once in your shoes
I said Comrade, we hate the Red White and Blues
I feel no man better than me or you
The Aristocracy are fools...
That's when Lenin came up to me
And said Comrade, take a walk up the street
I made a place called the USSR
They can start you up with a farm...
It's fun to be in the USSR It's fun to be in the USSR
Some explanation on this video. It's from the site "Everything is Terrible!" which collects videos (usually on VHS, usually awful in some interesting way) and shares them with the rest of the world.
I have no idea who this guy is, but his confidence can only be described as "white bro in his 20s" while his talent is better described as "tone-deaf white bro with a broken metronome". I actually encourage you not to watch.
However, I'm perversely proud of sending this to a co-worker, who is an independent rapper who happens to be white. This guy does not remind me of my co-worker, but I knew it would infuriate him.
The funniest part - he only got about halfway through the video before he turned it off in anger, so I told him he missed the best/worst part. Without prompting, he asked, "He doesn't rap while someone plays guitar?"