Got me a great new and improved bicycle seat, tickets to the Newport Jazz Festival on Saturday and a cool card with Homer Simpson with a burning cake on the front -- when you open it he says:
When the fire starts to burn, There's a lesson you must learn. Something something, then you'll see: You'll avoid catastrophe! D'oh!!
Of course, Mrs. KA made KEY LIME PIE I don't have to worry about any of that.
__________________ I saw a man at the beach yelling "Help, shark! Help!"
I just laughed, I knew that shark wasn't going to help him.
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"If you took the most ardent revolutionary, vested him in absolute power, within a year he would be worse than the Czar himself." -Mikhail Bakunin
"All for ourselves, and nothing for other people, seems, in every age of the world, to have been the vile maxim of the masters of mankind." -Adam Smith