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Old 02-12-2018, 10:21 PM
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Turned up in my GMail spam folder:
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Attention Dear!!!

This is to bring to your notice that I have successfully registered your ATM CARD valued the sum of $7.5 Million with FedEx Express Courier Company this morning with registration code of (DCJKT00678G), and the card has been approved by the Federal Ministry of Finance Republic of NIGERIA. Therefore, Contact FedEx Company with your delivery information such as, Full name, Current residential address, a copy of any legal ID, Nearest airport, Direct and office Telephone Number.

Please, contact them with the above mentioned information because we agreed up that the delivery of your ATM Card package will commence tomorrow morning. So like I said earlier, do not fail to reconfirm to the FedEx Courier director Dr.Mike Anderson with your full information where your Card will be delivered.

However, below is FedEx Courier Service information where to contact them and furnish to them the above mentioned information.

Contact Person: Mike Anderson, Director.
Email:
Company Name: FedEx Courier Service
Position: Foreign Delivery Department.
Address: No 30, Adeola Hopewell Street, Victoria Island, Lagos, Nigeria
Website: FedEx Global Home - Choose Your Location
Tel: +234 7035732157

Finally, The amount in your Card is US$7.5Million and your Pin code is: (0689) I sincerely apologize for contacting you very late; it was due to some prevailing circumstances beyond my control. I am out of the country for investment project. I instructed FedEx Courier not to carry on the dispatch until you contact them to avoid wrong delivery. I supposed to contact you last week,because of the holiday

Keep me posted once you receive your Card.

Best regards,

Yours faithfully,
Mr. Ken Raymond
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Old 10-27-2018, 12:22 AM
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What's the problem, Dear?

lol "Mike Anderson" and "Ken Raymond" of Lagos, Nigeria.
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It's been a while since anyone has posted one of these. I thought this one was fun/funny.

I checked my spam folder today, which makes the bolded bit extra special:
Subject: "FINANCIAL MONITORY DEPARTMENT"
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INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (IMF).
FINANCIAL MONITORY DEPARTMENT/UNIT.
Customers Service Hours / Monday To Sunday
Office Hours Monday to Sunday:


Good Day?

NOTE: If you received this message in your SPAM/BULK folder, it is because of the restrictions imposed by your Mail/Internet Service Provider, we urge you to treat it genuinely.

This is to intimate you of a very important information which will be of a great help to redeem you from all the difficulties you have been experiencing in getting your long over due payment due to excessive demand for money from you by both corrupt Bank officials and Courier Companies after which your fund remain unpaid to you.

INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (IMF). It may interest you to know that reports have reached our office by so many correspondence on the uneasy way which people like you are treated by Various Banks and Courier Companies across Europe to Africa and Asia and we have decided to put a stop to that and that is why i was appointed to handle your transaction.

All Governmental and Non-Governmental parasites, NGOs, Finance Companies, Banks, Security Companies and Courier companies which have been in contact with You of late have been instructed to back up from your transaction and you have been advised NOT to respond to them anymore since the IMF is now directly in Charge of your payment.

You are hereby advised NOT to remit further payment to any institutions with respect to your transaction as your fund will be transferred to you directly from our source. I hope this is clear. Any action contrary to this instruction is at your own risk.

Respond to this e-mail on ([redacted]@aol.com) with immediate effect and we shall give you further details on how your fund will be released.

Department Director Name: Mr. Patrick Fisher
Email: [redacted]@aol.com

Regards,
DEPARTMENT DIRECTOR.
MR. PATRICK FISHER
IMF agents always use AOL for their official email, naturally.

Is the idea behind this to reach someone who believes that they are owed money for something? Or is the mark supposed to believe they are about to put one over on corrupt governments and banks by receiving money from the IMF? Either?

One part that is (unintentionally?) clever: "Monitory" means, "giving or serving as a warning."
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Old 09-15-2019, 09:59 AM
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Banks and finance companies are widely known to be evil - but I get the feeling the author feels personally wronged by Courier Companies.
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Banks and finance companies are widely known to be evil - but I get the feeling the author feels personally wronged by Courier Companies.
Yes, those Courier Companies! How dare they!
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Old 09-15-2019, 07:43 PM
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As bad as (and perhaps even worse than) the courier companies, a perusal of my spam folder has revealed that the IMF has been taken over by Skynet...

The second paragraph is a dead give-away -- it is known that Terminators always type in run-on sentences.

It is known! :term:

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Mrs. Annette Gary [redacted]@skynet.ru Wed, Sep 4, 4:46 AM

Good news to you
We have concluded to effect your payment via Western Union Money Transfer,$5,000 twice daily until the total sum of $900,000.00 which
we were mandated by the IMF to transfer to you is completely transferred.

Payment Made Today.
Money Transfer Control Number (MTCN): #4419463942 (Available for pick up by receiver) Track it on the western union website and see for your self, but if is received get back to us so that we can resend it again to you because we have been waiting for you to contact us but you did not, so we pick it up for security reason so get back to us so that we can resend it again to you.

SENDERS FIRST NAME: James
SECOND NAME: John
TEST QUESTION: WHEN
ANSWER: TODAY
AMOUNT: $5000 Us Dollars twice daily

The International Monetary Fund (IMF) is compensating all the SCAM VICTIMS and your email was found as one of the VICTIMS.We now needed your information as to where we will be sending the
funds, such as;

(Full Receivers name)........................
(Your Country)...................... ...........
( Address)...................... ..................
(Phone Number)....................... ........
(Your Age).......................... .............
(OCCUPATION )............................. ..........

Further more you advised to call us as the instruction was passed that Within 7 hours without hearing from you, Count your payment canceled. Number to call is below listed manager director office and Do not hesitate to call us on +14092347040 as soon as you read this mail and email us with all your details on this E-Mail address :( [email protected] ) Use only this email to send your details so that you can receive your money.
Thanks,
Mrs. Annette Gary.
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