Official FF Generic Catch-All Thrad for Reverse Racism, Misandry, etc.

[erimir]

Originally Posted by ImGod

I was falsely accused of abusing myself once. Jeez mom knock first.

I've been falsely accused of this many times.

Also correctly accused many times. But I have this one friend who seems to think I'm like doing that every time he messages me, and I don't do it THAT often.

[Qingdai]

Good gord, how often was he messaging you?

That sounds abusive.

[Adam]

Originally Posted by Qingdai

Good gord

I AM THE GORD THY ADEM. THOU SHALT NOT TAKE MY NAME IN VAIN.

[Qingdai]

GORD GORD GORD GORD GORD

That works like Beetlejuice, yes?

[BrotherMan]

Sorry, the Gord our Adem is only summoned by the presentation of his sigil, the Dazzler. Be he man or woman in appearance, once placed in a sacrificial poste, Adem shall make his presence known by [Thanks] or poste.

[Dingfod]

As seen on Facebook:

[ChuckF]

[lisarea]

I think that you should ask those Facebook people how they do it.

[Ymir's blood]

Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today? - Television Tropes & Idioms

[Ensign Steve]

Look, it's fine with me if you want to do that stuff in the privacy of your own home, but do you have to be all up in my face about it?

[Ymir's blood]

[Dingfod]

Originally Posted by Ensign Steve

Look, it's fine with me if you want to do that stuff in the privacy of your own home, but do you have to be all up in my face about it?

That's almost exactly what my cow-orker said.

I said, if you don't want my dick in your face, keep your mouth shut.

[LadyShea]

Jesus Christ WTF? "I am proud to be white and straight and an American and able bodied and born to the middle class"...not that any of those things are accomplishments, or something I did, or involve surmounting difficulties or anything...PROUD ANYWAY!

[Janet]

Whiny British man is whining because the Women's minister only cares about women's body image issues.

[Ensign Steve]

I am the only white girl in my apartment with three Asian girls. Two Chinese and one Korean, all international students, none of this -American bullshit. Sometimes they speak in a language that I don't understand. One of them laughed at my single-purpose tool I was using to scramble my eggs (a whisk) and said that she uses chopsticks.

Halp! I am being oppressed!

This must be exactly how Sarah Palin felt when she went to school in Hawaii. I don't feel glamourous at all.

[Kael]

I dunno, I can totally see using chopsticks to whisk eggs, I use a fork, but what about other whisking needs?

[Ensign Steve]

That's what I said! I was like, what about merengue? And she said chopsticks!

[Megatron]

Originally Posted by LadyShea

Jesus Christ WTF? "I am proud to be white and straight and an American and able bodied and born to the middle class"...not that any of those things are accomplishments, or something I did, or involve surmounting difficulties or anything...PROUD ANYWAY!

I think Carlin put it best when he talked about how stupid it is to have pride in something that had nothing to do with anything you've actually DONE.

George Carlin - pride - YouTube

I've never felt pride with any of those things. Fortunate, yes. At the same time it's rather shit that fortune smiles upon me just because I'm a straight white male. Those things have nothing to do with my own accomplishments or what I've chosen to do with my life.

I know that this doesn't actually compare in any way to what people who are actually oppressed deal with (seriously, not at all) but the awakening I've experienced over the last 5 years or so with realizing how deep privilege runs and how much it really does affect... I actually feel like some of what I have accomplished seems a little smaller.

I'm not crying over this or anything, it's just that I think my eyes are a lot more open these days. It's very sobering.

[erimir]

Originally Posted by Ensign Steve

That's what I said! I was like, what about merengue? And she said chopsticks!

She probably doesn't know what meringue is cuz making it with chopsticks would require some kind of wu shu shit.

Also the horseshoe coil type whisk is so much easier to beat with. Beating a dozen eggs to a homogenous consistency with chopsticks? Seriously?

[LadyShea]

Sorry if this is a double post, but I don't remember seeing it before

Want to Teach Your Son Not to Rape? Protect HIM from Rape! | Laurie A. Couture

This media frenzy (re: Steubenville) is less focused on the victim and is instead focused on spreading more violence in the form of pushing political agendas, spreading disinformation about sexual violence and its causes, vilifying males and promoting demonization of the boys who committed the rape.

Everywhere I look, I see posts about “teaching” boys not to rape, as if girls and women don’t rape

Most intelligent people have now caught up to the brain science that shows that violence is learned when children are its victims; that childhood trauma, abuse and violence permanently alters neurological and psychological development and can cause the very tragedy we saw in Ohio.

And the conclusion

Let me put these facts about boys and “the rape culture” bluntly:

If you don’t want your son to rape, then don’t rape HIM.

I have no reason to believe that the entire rape culture in this country stems from men and boys being raped themselves. Is this person saying entire football teams and a significant portion of men in our military are rape survivors?

[lisarea]

She has a pretty broad definition of rape, so she probably is saying that.

If you don’t want your son to rape, then don’t rape his intentions by putting adult connotations onto childish behavior; hugs and kisses by children are not sexual assaults! Don’t rape his intentions by comparing awkward growing up errors and developmentally appropriate teenage behavior to adult sex offenses.

If you don’t want your son to rape, then you must not rape his psyche with your own history, your hurt, your baggage, your biases, your beliefs, your traditions and your ignorance.

If you don’t want your son to rape, you must not rape his mind with the disinformation, political agendas, traditions, stereotypes and anti-male bias in our culture. You must inform him when he’s old enough developmentally to handle the information, that boys suffer sexual assaults and rapes equal to girls. Inform him that historically, sexual assaults, genital tortures and rapes of boys and men were some of the most brutal and socially accepted ever recorded. You must inform him that girls and women rape and sexually assault boys and men in much larger numbers than the crime stats and stats from human services agencies report. You must inform him that college age young men are just as vulnerable to date rape as young women and in some studies, young men report higher rates of date rape.

And by her own definition, she's 'raping' a lot of stuff there, too. So we're ALL rapists now. NBD.

[Dingfod]

My ear has been raped by wet fingers and my bum has been raped by begloved medical personnel's fingers, therefore I must rape. Soon.

[lisarea]

Further Materials Toward a Theory of the Man-Child – The New Inquiry

I know it's long, but it's good, and maybe a little more serious than appropriate for this thread, but you know how I am about rules! I don't even care!

Also, I've been meaning to ask some dudes about this:

The Unknown History of MISANDRY

This is a very angry blog by a very angry person, documenting the long virulent history of misandry, which apparently consists largely of women who have committed various violent crimes throughout history.

Men, explain yourselves. How is a woman who kills babies or other women misandering you?

[Ensign Steve]

Okay, that Man-Child article was perfect timing. There's this guy I met who is totally old and totally brilliant, and I spent like half of today trying to figure out why I feel like he completely puts off a "naive" vibe. It felt just a bit off, but then that article nailed it.

[Ymir's blood]

I'M RIGHT HERE!


As for how attacking women is helping prove misandry, perhaps a parallel can be drawn with how Creationism is 'defended' not on its merits but by attacking Evolution. The point isn't to make an argument but to comfort the faithful.