Yesterday, I realized that we need to buy some toilet paper soon, so last night, I had a dream where our next door neighbors came over to ask us to please get our giant flat of toilet paper out of their garage because they were having a memorial service for a friend of theirs who had died. They'd put up a portrait of her on Lookout Mountain, and they also had a toy exchange in the garage where you could get a check for $19.30 for each stuffed animal you exchanged.
Man, that flat of toilet paper, though! It wasn't just one kind, like you were probably imagining. It was mostly the Costco kind we usually get, but there were also a bunch of loose rolls of other kinds, like the colored kind from the 70s, and the gigantic weird kind like they have in public bathrooms and stuff. Toilet paper for every occasion!
So this morning, for a brief moment, I thought I didn't have to go to Costco because I'd found all that toilet paper, before I remembered that no, it was all just a crazy dream.