The Fuck? Weird-Ass Fetishes

[Kashmir]

So, I was researching slime recipes and stumbled across this, ecto-porn.



Molten wax.

Doesn't that just make your dick hard, your cooch wet?

[erimir]

Oh yeah? Get a load of this one

[livius drusus]

[Anastasia Beaverhausen]

[Stormlight]

[Deadlokd]

@ signed,

I'm his blood type.

[Ari]

Originally Posted by Kashmir

Molten wax.

I've seen wax play a few times but it's never been my kink. I hear pulling the wax off often takes off most body hair (even the tiny little hairs you never notice) so if you aren't baby's butt smooth, you're going to be.

[Doctor X]

--J.D.

[Ensign Steve]

Originally Posted by Ari

I've seen wax play a few times but it's never been my kink. I hear pulling the wax off often takes off most body hair (even the tiny little hairs you never notice) so if you aren't baby's butt smooth, you're going to be.

That's not a sexual fetish, it's a beauty regimen. I'm far more likely to become aroused during a pedicure than a wax. Not into pain. Tiny Korean girls rubbing my feet, otoh...

[sparks]

The Japanese may be excused as ongoing victims of T3h Bombs, but these other fucking freaks.................Jeebus. I mean, come on now. Tampon sucking? What a twisted fucker.

[Ari]

I'm not sure if I should blame San Francisco or the internet but it gets a meh.

[Kashmir]

Originally Posted by erimir

Oh yeah? Get a load of this one

YouTube- Westley Scream

[irukandji]

funny thing....

i never noticed the twitch in my eye
before reading this thread

[curses]

[Dingfod]

Originally Posted by irukandji

funny thing....

i never noticed the twitch in my eye
before reading this thread

That's probably a fetish too.

[lisarea]

You guys are lame.

Cake Farts *

Dragons Fucking Cars

* 1.) This is a PG version where you get to pick whether you want to see the video. The real site is cakefarts.com.
2.) There used to be a cake fart guy who would post sexy stories about how all the time women would surreptitiously fart on cakes then give them to him as a prank and then he would eat the cake and they would do something boring like have farty sex. So I was telling this one different guy that, and he is like, "No, you are a liar, and I don't believe you," so the next time I saw cake fart guy posting on Usenet, I went to forward his post to that one guy, but I was all excited from the sexiness I guess and I accidentally emailed THE CAKE FART GUY saying something like SEXY, and then cake fart guy and I became BFsF.

[Qingdai]

Dragons fucking cars is hysterical.

I'm glad you have a friend for your special needs, Lisarea.

[erimir]

Originally Posted by lisarea

and then he would eat the cake and they would do something boring like have farty sex.

show spoiler

That's James Joyce. I had no idea he looked like such a huge dork.

[JoeP]

Awesome. Every element of that photo contributes to overall dorkiness - hat, glasses, moustache, bow-tie, coat. Except being black and white. That's cool. But he probably didn't know any better.

[erimir]

But does having a passion for farty butt-sex contribute to the dorkiness?

Mind you, he's only interested in petite lady-farts, not wet, sputtering ones that might come out of a big fat lady, or a man.

[lisarea]

'Scar My Tattered Body No More With Your Punishing Dildo Mallet': Accused Militia Plotter Bared Almost All In Film (VIDEO) | TPMMuckraker

[Watser?]

[viscousmemories]

One of the great injustices of our time is that the guy's first name isn't Richard.

[erimir]

Originally Posted by lisarea

'Scar My Tattered Body No More With Your Punishing Dildo Mallet': Accused Militia Plotter Bared Almost All In Film (VIDEO) | TPMMuckraker

Yeah so... what is the deal with a guy who would make that movie joining a Christianist militia?

[Kashmir]

We live in a world where gay-bashing fundamentalist Christian preachers get cornholed in their free time, where "celibate" Catholic priests put their dicks in children, and mental retards get elected President for two terms.

I gave up trying to make sense of things a long time ago.