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08-01-2004, 04:25 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: NZ (Aotearoa)
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I'm an arrogant bitch...
..but I have been thoroughly spanked.
It all began when I decided to high score Ronin into submission. I challenged him to games of great skill and complexity; seal bounce and flash poker, for example. But I bit off more than I could chew. I officially challenged him to compete with me in seal bounce. I whipped his ass so good I knew he lost on purpose. He then proceeded to beat me mercilessly in games which I had so brazenly stolen his victories in. He allowed me the sweet taste of high score for only a short, short while before stealing the spotlight back from me and leaving me whimpering like a wounded wombat caught in headlights. Kapow! I got hit.
Naturally, my shame and humiliation is great. My bottom cheeks smart with spank pink blush, but this has been the only good thing to have come out of all this arcade malarky.
Ronin, I am defeated. You are king.
Enjoy your victories while you can, as I will enjoy the slap-cheeked pleasure of your firm, winning hand on the curve of my rump - for neither will last long. I'll be back.
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“Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place.”
~ Ice T ~
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08-01-2004, 05:13 AM
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This space is for rent
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Re: I'm an arrogant bitch...
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Originally Posted by lunachick
..but I have been thoroughly spanked.
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I don't recall you being spead out across my lap...
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It all began when I decided to high score Ronin into submission.
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Ooh, get a room already. Seriously open an IRC channel called "111Ronin please spank meXXX".
I appreciate your desire to have your ass slapped hard, but if you aren't interested in being every man's slap happy beotch then you really ought to get a room.
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Rightful liberty is unobstructed action, according to our will, within limits drawn around us by the equal rights of others --- Thomas Jefferson
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08-01-2004, 05:28 AM
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Love Bomb
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: NZ (Aotearoa)
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Re: I'm an arrogant bitch...
No.
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“Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place.”
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08-01-2004, 05:33 AM
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This space is for rent
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Re: I'm an arrogant bitch...
no, what?
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Rightful liberty is unobstructed action, according to our will, within limits drawn around us by the equal rights of others --- Thomas Jefferson
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08-01-2004, 05:41 AM
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Love Bomb
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: NZ (Aotearoa)
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Re: I'm an arrogant bitch...
No to getting a room.
"Triple X chat room? We don't need no steekin' triple X chat room!"
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“Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place.”
~ Ice T ~
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08-01-2004, 09:28 AM
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What would Hüsker Dü?
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Re: I'm an arrogant bitch...
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Originally Posted by lunachick
..but I have been thoroughly spanked.
It all began when I decided to high score Ronin into submission. I challenged him to games of great skill and complexity; seal bounce and flash poker, for example. But I bit off more than I could chew. I officially challenged him to compete with me in seal bounce. I whipped his ass so good I knew he lost on purpose. He then proceeded to beat me mercilessly in games which I had so brazenly stolen his victories in. He allowed me the sweet taste of high score for only a short, short while before stealing the spotlight back from me and leaving me whimpering like a wounded wombat caught in headlights. Kapow! I got hit.
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You forgot to mention that you even stooped so low as to recruit your own daughter to score on bowling in order to permanently deprive me of making any attempt at that title.
Tsk...
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Naturally, my shame and humiliation is great.
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Natch.
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My bottom cheeks smart with spank pink blush, but this has been the only good thing to have come out of all this arcade malarky.
Ronin, I am defeated. You are king.
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Bock, bock.
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Enjoy your victories while you can, as I will enjoy the slap-cheeked pleasure of your firm, winning hand on the curve of my rump - for neither will last long. I'll be back.
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08-01-2004, 09:38 AM
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What would Hüsker Dü?
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Re: I'm an arrogant bitch...
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Ooh, get a room already. Seriously open an IRC channel called "111Ronin please spank meXXX".
I appreciate your desire to have your ass slapped hard, but if you aren't interested in being every man's slap happy beotch then you really ought to get a room.
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Verrry Woody Allen.
Put up...etc.
Poker in the front, liquer in the rear.
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08-01-2004, 11:02 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: NZ (Aotearoa)
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Re: I'm an arrogant bitch...
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Originally Posted by Ronin
Poker in the front, liquer in the rear.
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And a little seal bouncing on the side.
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“Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place.”
~ Ice T ~
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08-01-2004, 11:19 AM
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Love Bomb
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: NZ (Aotearoa)
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Re: I'm an arrogant bitch...
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Originally Posted by Ronin
You forgot to mention that you even stooped so low as to recruit your own daughter to score on bowling in order to permanently deprive me of making any attempt at that title.
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Don't mention that one. She has only just stopped rubbing my nose in her victory and I think it's time to live it down. Please try to not even think about bowling at anything higher than a whisper, and only when she is outside the arcade.
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“Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place.”
~ Ice T ~
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08-01-2004, 05:58 PM
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Admin of THIEVES and SLUGABEDS
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Re: I'm an arrogant bitch...
You know, I uploaded this for just these sorts of occasions, but I now realize that I don't want them to scurry off on their own; it's way more fun to kick back in the La-Z-Boy and watch than to listen at the door.
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08-02-2004, 07:48 AM
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What would Hüsker Dü?
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Re: I'm an arrogant bitch...
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Originally Posted by lunachick
And a little seal bouncing on the side.
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Have you checked your seals lately, lunachick?
Looks like they're in dire need of some help since I've been around.
I don't like to brag...
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08-02-2004, 09:17 AM
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Love Bomb
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: NZ (Aotearoa)
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Re: I'm an arrogant bitch...
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Originally Posted by Ronin
Have you checked your seals lately, lunachick?
Looks like they're in dire need of some help since I've been around.
I don't like to brag...
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I dunno what happened, but somehow I lost my mojo.
I'll get it back, though. I'm going to sell my soul for those seals down at the crossroads. I'll be back.
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“Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place.”
~ Ice T ~
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08-02-2004, 10:05 AM
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What would Hüsker Dü?
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Re: I'm an arrogant bitch...
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Originally Posted by lunachick
I dunno what happened, but somehow I lost my mojo.
I'll get it back, though. I'm going to sell my soul for those seals down at the crossroads. I'll be back.
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Well, do what you have to do.
Tighten 'em up or I'll have to look for my seal satisfaction elsewhere.
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08-02-2004, 11:12 AM
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Love Bomb
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: NZ (Aotearoa)
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Re: I'm an arrogant bitch...
Those darned seals are laughing at me!
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“Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place.”
~ Ice T ~
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08-02-2004, 11:32 AM
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What would Hüsker Dü?
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Re: I'm an arrogant bitch...
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Originally Posted by lunachick
Those darned seals are laughing at me!
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Sorry...that was me.
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08-02-2004, 12:03 PM
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Love Bomb
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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Re: I'm an arrogant bitch...
Hell's belles, Ronin, you're caning me. Show some mercy, man, please.
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“Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place.”
~ Ice T ~
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08-02-2004, 12:19 PM
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What would Hüsker Dü?
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Re: I'm an arrogant bitch...
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Originally Posted by lunachick
Hell's belles, Ronin, you're caning me. Show some mercy, man, please.
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What's the safe word?
Say IT, BeeYOTCH!
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08-02-2004, 12:34 PM
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Love Bomb
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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Re: I'm an arrogant bitch...
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“Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place.”
~ Ice T ~
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08-02-2004, 01:23 PM
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What would Hüsker Dü?
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Re: I'm an arrogant bitch...
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Originally Posted by lunachick
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Nope, not it.
Want some more, do you?
Ok, then.
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08-02-2004, 05:21 PM
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mostly harmless
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Nunya
Gender: Male
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Re: I'm an arrogant bitch...
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Originally Posted by lunachick
..but I have been thoroughly spanked.
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Naturally, my shame and humiliation is great. My bottom cheeks smart with spank pink blush, but this has been the only good thing to have come out of all this arcade malarky.
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Isn't this where someone comes in and says, "Post proof or retract"?
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Originally Posted by Ronin
Poker in the front, liquer in the rear.
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I thought it was the other way around.
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08-02-2004, 05:40 PM
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dancing backward in high heels
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: where the green grass grows
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Re: I'm an arrogant bitch...
Geez, and people think catalyst and I are bad... At least we make no pretenses that it's about arcade games.
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08-02-2004, 06:42 PM
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All about people
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Re: I'm an arrogant bitch...
Its not? WTF have you been talking about the entire time?
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08-02-2004, 07:07 PM
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dancing backward in high heels
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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Re: I'm an arrogant bitch...
Sex. But if you'd really rather have me change it to arcade games, I suppose I can try...
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08-02-2004, 07:33 PM
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Love Bomb
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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Re: I'm an arrogant bitch...
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Originally Posted by Roland98
Sex.
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“Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place.”
~ Ice T ~
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08-03-2004, 06:18 AM
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Re: I'm an arrogant bitch...
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Originally Posted by Shake
Isn't this where someone comes in and says, "Post proof or retract"?
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Post proof or retract.
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I thought it was the other way around.
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Welcome to MY world.
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