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11-22-2011, 07:07 PM
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Vice Cobra Assistant Commander
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Indianapolis, IN, USA
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Re: The Truth About Solar Panels
I'm still confused about how women apparently reduce taxes. Can someone femsplain that one for me?
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11-22-2011, 07:12 PM
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Re: The Truth About Solar Panels
Because they are dependents. Just like solar panels.
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11-22-2011, 07:38 PM
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Coffin Creep
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: The nightmare realm
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Re: The Truth About Solar Panels
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Originally Posted by lisarea
REALLY YOU GUYS?
REALLY?
Nobody else is going to cough up the NBSP? I HAVE TO DO IT? ME?
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I don't think there's enough light for the solar panel to catch.
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11-22-2011, 09:16 PM
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Now in six dimensions!
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Re: The Truth About Solar Panels
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ymir's blood
Quote:
Originally Posted by lisarea
REALLY YOU GUYS?
REALLY?
Nobody else is going to cough up the NBSP? I HAVE TO DO IT? ME?
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I don't think there's enough light for the solar panel to catch.
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But look at all the surface area!
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11-22-2011, 09:49 PM
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Forum Killer
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Re: The Truth About Solar Panels
how is salor formed
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11-22-2011, 09:55 PM
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Stoic Derelict... The cup is empty
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Re: The Truth About Solar Panels
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Originally Posted by Corona688
how is salor formed
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They put sand in a blender and turn it into super fine particles, approximately .05 angstrums. Then they take deionized water and make a slurry, and pour it onto cookie sheets. After you take it out of the oven, when the sun hits it, it makes electricity run backwards.
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11-23-2011, 01:39 AM
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Re: The Truth About Solar Panels
I once shot a solar panel in Reno.
Just to see it die.
--J.D.
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11-23-2011, 01:51 AM
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Stoic Derelict... The cup is empty
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Join Date: Sep 2011
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Re: The Truth About Solar Panels
NO! Save the solar!!! 12 12!!!
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11-23-2011, 04:34 AM
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ne plus ultraviolet
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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Re: The Truth About Solar Panels
A panel comprised of Solars would be intimidating to the extreme. With their very high Spell Resistance and their Slaying Arrows, they can make even a pit fiend think twice about going on their Celestial talk show. In my Kathonne Campaign Chapter 4, Ashley Blackthorne, the super-charismatic Level 18 dragon-blood Sorceress was kind of flustered when Lindissimach, a Slarecian Dragon and the Ambassador to Dragonhold, breathed a Cone of Disjunction on her. It dispelled every buff spell she was running, plus her bag of holding with all the party treasure (about 280k in gold, platinum, jewels, and magic items) was suddenly lost into the astral plane, her Ring of Wizardry IV pooped, and her AC dropped to Seriously Killable. Luckily she still had the services of a Solar named Alice who cast Harm on the draco, and dropped it to 3 hit points. Else the party would likely have been boned, having used a Miracle from Pelor to overcome the artifacts that prevented dimensional transport in a three-mile range from the peak of Mount Horn, where the War Leader Cannadoc had built her court. Even with the 28 (four rounds earlier 43) soldiers and war wizards they had brought with them.
Solars.
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11-23-2011, 08:07 AM
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Projecting my phallogos with long, hard diction
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Join Date: Sep 2005
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Re: The Truth About Solar Panels
Quote:
Originally Posted by Corona688
how is salor formed
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They need to do way instain home owner> who kill thier salor pannels. becuse these salors cant frigth back?
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11-23-2011, 10:33 AM
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Mr. Condescending Dick Nose
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Re: The Truth About Solar Panels
Napoleon Solar, inventor of the panel
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11-23-2011, 01:10 PM
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I said it, so I feel it, dick
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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Re: The Truth About Solar Panels
Solar Panel Daddy!
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11-23-2011, 05:24 PM
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It's however you interpret the question...
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Re: The Truth About Solar Panels
This is the solar panel. Watch it run in slow motion. It’s pretty bad-ass. Look, it runs all over the place. “Woah, watch out!” says that bird. Ew it’s got a snake? Oh, it’s chasing a jackal? Oh my gosh! Oh the solar panels are just crazy! The solar panel’s been referred to by the Guinness Book of World Records as the most fearless animal in all the animal kingdom. It really doesn’t give a shit. If it’s hungry, it’s hungr-ew what’s that in its mouth! Oh it’s got a cobra? Oh it runs backwards? Now watch this, look, a snake’s up in a tree. Solar panel don’t care. Solar panel don’t give a shit, it just takes what it wants. Whenever it’s hungry it just- ew! And it eats the snakes. Oh my God watch it dig. Look at that digging. The solar panels really pretty bad-ass. They have no regard for any other animal whatsoever. Look at him just grunting and- ew! Eating snakes! Ew what’s that, a mouse? Oh that’s nasty. Oh, they’re so nasty! Oo look! It’s chasing things, and eating them.
The solar panels have a fairly long body, but a distinctly thick set, broad shoulders, and you know, their, their skin is loose, allowing them to move about freely, and they twist around. Now look, here’s a house full of bees. You think the solar panel cares? It doesn’t give a shit. It goes right in to the house to bees to get some larvae. How disgusting is that? It eats larvae. Ew, that’s so nasty. But look, the solar panel doesn’t care, it’s getting stung like a thousand times. It doesn’t give a shit, it just, it’s hungry. It doesn’t care about being stung by bees. Nothing can stop the solar panel when it’s hungry. Oh what a crazy fuck! Look! Ew, it’s eating larvae, that’s disgusting. There it is running in slow motion again. See, now what’s interesting is that other, other animals like these birds here the just like to wait around until the solar panels done eating and then it swoops in to pick up the scraps. It says, “You do all the work for us solar panel and we’ll just eat whatever you find, how’s that? What do you say, stupid?” Look at this bird. “Thanks for the treat, stupid!” “Hey, come back here” says the solar panels. Birds don’t care, and you know what, the jackals do it, too. Look at these little dogs. They’re like, “Thanks, Stupid! Thanks for the mouse! See ya later!” The solar panel does all the work while these other animals just pick up the scraps.
At night time, the solar panel goes hunting, cuz it’s hungry. Look! Here comes a fierce battle between a king cobra and a solar panel. I wonder what will happen. Look at this, there’s the solar panel just eating a mouse. And then look. “Get away from me!” says the snake, “Get away from me!” solar panel don’t care. Solar panel smacks the shit out of him. The snake comes back and it lashes right at the solar panel. Oh! Little does the solar panel know, FYI, it’s been stung! It’s been bitten by the snake, so while it’s eating the snake- ew, that’s disgusting- meanwhile the poisonous venom is seeping through the solar panels body, and it passes out. Look at that sleepy fuck. Now the solar panels just gonna pass out for a few minutes and then it’s gonna get right back up and start eating all over again, cuz it’s a hungry little bastard. Look at this! Like nothing even happened, the solar panel gets right back up and continues eating the cobra! How disgusting. And of course, what does a solar panel have to eat for the next few weeks? Cobra. The solar panel.
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11-23-2011, 09:58 PM
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Bow down before me ... or not.
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Nebraska
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Re: The Truth About Solar Panels
Hell yea they like to shop. Solar Panel runs up the credit cards and home equity loans.
Quote:
Originally Posted by lisarea
Because they are dependents. Just like solar panels.
END SOLAR PANEL PERSONHOOD.
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cSolar is a corporation. The supreme court recognizes Solar as a person.
Solar Panel for President.
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11-24-2011, 04:16 AM
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Tellifying
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Join Date: Oct 2004
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Re: The Truth About Solar Panels
For centuries, The Protosols of the Solars of Zion have detailed the intricate and sinister plan of Solar Panels for world domination.
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11-24-2011, 05:29 AM
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Dogehlaugher -Scrutari
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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Re: The Truth About Solar Panels
Ancient Solar secret, eh Wei?
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11-24-2011, 05:35 AM
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A Very Gentle Bort
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Re: The Truth About Solar Panels
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11-24-2011, 07:25 AM
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Invincible Armour-clad Superhero
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Re: The Truth About Solar Panels
If you get a magifying glass and make an ant-burning spot on your solar panel it makes it go faster.
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11-24-2011, 04:01 PM
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Stoic Derelict... The cup is empty
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Re: The Truth About Solar Panels
The manufacture of solar panel releases 20 times more carbon to the atmosphere than it will ever save over it's life cycle. It also consumes 10 times more electricity to manufacture than it will ever produce. This explains why Big Coal is so in love with solar panel.
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11-24-2011, 04:05 PM
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not very big for a grown-up
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Re: The Truth About Solar Panels
Wrong thrad!
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11-24-2011, 04:09 PM
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Stoic Derelict... The cup is empty
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Re: The Truth About Solar Panels
Solar panels are causing a giant man made great enormous catastrophic calamity of threadal proliferation!
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11-24-2011, 04:11 PM
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Coffin Creep
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Re: The Truth About Solar Panels
According to a Veteran's Administration study half of the solar panels suffered from what psychiatrists call Post-Traumatic-Stress-Disorder. Many panels complain of alienation, rage, or guilt. Some succumb to suicidal thoughts. Eight to ten years after coming home almost eight-hundred-thousand solar panels are still fighting the Vietnam War.
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11-24-2011, 04:39 PM
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It's however you interpret the question...
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Re: The Truth About Solar Panels
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11-25-2011, 12:47 AM
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Re: The Truth About Solar Panels
I know it was you, Solar Panel!
You broke my heart . . . YOU BROKE MY HEART!
--J. "I'm SMART!" D.
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11-28-2011, 04:15 PM
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Bow down before me ... or not.
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Join Date: Oct 2004
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Re: The Truth About Solar Panels
Quote:
Originally Posted by SR71
The manufacture of solar panel releases 20 times more carbon to the atmosphere than it will ever save over it's life cycle. It also consumes 10 times more electricity to manufacture than it will ever produce. This explains why Big Coal is so in love with solar panel.
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But like a $5 frappacocalatteegrandesupreme in a recyclable paper Starbucks cup, Solar Panel makes you feel warm and smug at the same time.
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