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01-15-2016, 09:53 PM
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Projecting my phallogos with long, hard diction
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Re: WTF Books Thrad
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Everyone is buzzing about the president's birthday! Especially George Washington's servants, who scurry around the kitchen preparing to make this the best celebration ever. Oh, how George Washington loves his cake! And, oh, how he depends on Hercules, his head chef, to make it for him. Hercules, a slave, takes great pride in baking the president's cake. But this year there is one problem--they are out of sugar.
This story, told in the voice of Delia, Hercules's young daughter, is based on real events, and underscores the loving exchange between a very determined father and his eager daughter, who are faced with an unspoken, bittersweet reality. No matter how delicious the president's cake turns out to be, Delia and Papa will not taste the sweetness of freedom.
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05-10-2016, 05:36 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: WTF Books Thrad
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05-10-2016, 06:02 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: WTF Books Thrad
Time for the publisher to reprint this one.
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05-10-2016, 08:31 PM
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Re: WTF Books Thrad
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Winner of the Newbery Medal for Holes
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05-18-2016, 05:50 PM
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Solipsist
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05-18-2016, 06:12 PM
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Solitary, poor, nasty, brutish, and short
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Re: WTF Books Thrad
Oh! That second to last one is The Lonely Doll, and it's not just a one-off WTF page.
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07-16-2016, 09:54 AM
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forever in search of dill pickle doritos
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07-31-2016, 06:41 PM
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Shitpost Sommelier
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Donald J. Trump Makes Book Blurbs Great Again - Electric Literature
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Originally Posted by Donald Trump blurbs 50 Shades of Grey
This is a great book. It is just really great. It might be the best book, I really think that. It’s about a rich man getting what he wants. That’s the story of America. Some people don’t agree with that, they want to change the story of America. It’s really sad what they want to do to this country. Changing America is just so wrong. We have certain values in this country. We have at least fifty, I’ll tell you that. I know what I’m talking about, because I have a lot of values. Probably the most of anyone I know. People listen to me. They know I only get behind things that are really, really good. Like this book. I have a reputation for being right, you know. I make people very excited. Everyone likes a winner.
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08-05-2016, 11:18 AM
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forever in search of dill pickle doritos
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09-19-2016, 06:40 PM
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Adequately Crumbulent
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10-20-2016, 03:28 AM
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Adequately Crumbulent
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10-25-2016, 10:16 PM
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Re: WTF Books Thrad
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12-22-2016, 02:26 PM
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forever in search of dill pickle doritos
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12-22-2016, 03:49 PM
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Solipsist
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Gets readers all tiglin'.
Also, is that a male or female centaur?
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12-23-2016, 05:34 PM
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angry white woman
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Re: WTF Books Thrad
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yeah. to there's a perv in the girl's bathroom
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03-13-2017, 11:51 PM
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05-06-2017, 10:41 PM
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lagomorph lover
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05-10-2017, 06:59 AM
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06-13-2017, 01:38 PM
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Average People Recreating Romance Novel Covers is Utterly Hilarious
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So when photographer Kathleen Kamphausen decided to recreate these covers using regular people instead of models, the outcome was hilarious. Without the chiseled muscles and airbrushed make-up, the poses look frankly ridiculous. Get ready for bellies, bums and some seriously bizarre poses.
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06-13-2017, 04:10 PM
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A Very Gentle Bort
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Re: WTF Books Thrad
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09-11-2018, 04:30 AM
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08-10-2019, 04:56 AM
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Adequately Crumbulent
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08-10-2019, 11:06 AM
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Solipsist
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Re: WTF Books Thrad
Your literal clickbait leads to a 403 forbidden page.
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08-12-2019, 02:59 PM
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Re: WTF Books Thrad
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