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12-05-2005, 09:51 PM
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I said it, so I feel it, dick
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Australia is fucked up
Okay, so from watching various TV shows, I know y'all have the most venomous snake, I know you have platypuses which have terribly painful venom, I know you have spiders that give me nightmares, and that you have big sharks that hang out around shore. Now, I find out on National Geographic that you also have these tiny jellyfishes that can kill people?
For fuck's sake, I get a jellyfish sting here, it's a somewhat annoying burning for 20 minutes. You get a sting from one of those, and if you don't die, you are in excruciating pain for days or even weeks and for some vague reason they can't put you under anesthesia.
I tell ya, watching nature shows isn't making me want to visit....ever.
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12-05-2005, 10:09 PM
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Re: Australia is fucked up
I know, those nature documentaries aren't making me enthusiastic about visiting Australia either. If I go, I'll be wearing an environmental suit.
But you got to admit that Australia has some fucking cool creatures.
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12-05-2005, 10:36 PM
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Re: Australia is fucked up
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Originally Posted by cappuccino
But you got to admit that Australia has some fucking cool creatures.
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So does the local zoo.
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12-05-2005, 10:43 PM
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Lord Master Seed, Ruler of All Seedlets
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Re: Australia is fucked up
We were fretting about squirrel attacks earlier, but how 'bout this shiznet:
The Australian Capital Territory Environment Department warned residents to beware after a woman was attacked by a kangaroo while walking her poodle in a city park last week and another woman reported a kangaroo had drowned her golden retriever in a pond and seriously injured two other dogs in an unprovoked attack. Be wary of Roo
Australia is definitely a badass place.
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12-05-2005, 10:48 PM
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Re: Australia is fucked up
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Australia is definitely a badass place.
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and if those critters aren't enough to scare you... there's the vegemite
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12-05-2005, 11:07 PM
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Yes, that one.
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Re: Australia is fucked up
Better stay out of the USA, too.
We have monsters:
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12-06-2005, 05:05 PM
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Coffee, tea, anti-Nazi
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Re: Australia is fucked up
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Better stay out of the USA, too.
We have monsters:
*insert cute gila monster picture*
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EEE! Those are cute, I want one!
My brother caught a snipe in our back yard. Mom cooked it for dinner.
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12-05-2005, 10:39 PM
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Raping the Marlboro Man
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Re: Australia is fucked up
Heh.
Well, the tiny little jellyfish aren't really that common, and neither are the Box ones that can kill you in under a minute. Most people who get stung cop it from a Bluebottle ("Portugese Man Of War") and the biggest problem with those is that their tentacles are extremely long and so cause large amounts of pain all over the body and nasty scarring. Believe me, it's not a pretty sight watching your father douse your screaming 5-year-old brother in vinegar because he's become entangled in one of those things. They've both still got scars from the incident.
Seriously though, the only venemous snake I've encountered that didn't turn and run at the sight of humans was a yellowback that was poking around my aunty's house one winter because of the warmth from their fireplace. Dear aunty thought it was a good time to teach me some facts about living in the Hunter Valley, and showed me how to take its head off with a shovel. Of course, that's illegal, but considering I saw 2 more on the bush hike the next day I wasn't exactly worried about their numbers. But like most of those things, they're more afraid of humans than we are of them.
Except Drop Bears. Those nasty fuckers will tear your head off just because they're bored.
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12-05-2005, 10:52 PM
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Lord Master Seed, Ruler of All Seedlets
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Re: Australia is fucked up
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and if those critters aren't enough to scare you... there's the vegemite
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12-05-2005, 10:59 PM
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Ich bin Schnappi das kliene Krokodil
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Re: Australia is fucked up
Man most of those things are way out in the bush or whatever and given that 92.7% of our population lives in urban areas (that ranks 19th in the world) one rarely if ever comes across them. We love portraying ourselves as this outback-lovin country but it's a bunch of crap. We fear the outback and everything in it.
Fully support Adora's comments on Drop Bears though.
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11-18-2016, 11:18 AM
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Re: Australia is fucked up
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Fully support Adora's comments on Drop Bears though.
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drop bear attack caught on film:
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11-18-2016, 08:11 PM
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Re: Australia is fucked up
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11-27-2016, 01:36 AM
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I'm Deplorable.
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Re: Australia is fucked up
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That looks like a koala bear with photo shopped teeth. Nice try though.
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12-05-2005, 11:10 PM
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Re: Australia is fucked up
I had to look Drop Bears up and based on the information, I suspect you Australian guys are just pulling our legs.
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12-05-2005, 11:17 PM
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Re: Australia is fucked up
No way! I would never do that. Drop Bears are totally real. The military have to do culling operations every few years when they attack tourists.
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12-06-2005, 11:26 AM
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Re: Australia is fucked up
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Originally Posted by Adora
No way! I would never do that. Drop Bears are totally real. The military have to do culling operations every few years when they attack tourists.
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Bundy & Coke, anyone?
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12-05-2005, 11:32 PM
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Ich bin Schnappi das kliene Krokodil
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Re: Australia is fucked up
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12-05-2005, 11:57 PM
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Just keep m'nose clean, egg, chips & beans, I'm always full of steam
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Re: Australia is fucked up
I bet a snipe could whip a Drop Bear any day.
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12-06-2005, 03:54 PM
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I said it, so I feel it, dick
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Re: Australia is fucked up
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I bet a snipe could whip a Drop Bear any day.
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Oh you had to bring the terrible memories of Snipe Hunting up didn't you? Nasty things Snipes, I almost lost a finger.
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12-06-2005, 12:01 AM
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Ich bin Schnappi das kliene Krokodil
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12-06-2005, 12:34 AM
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Re: Australia is fucked up
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Originally Posted by thewantingseed
another woman reported a kangaroo had drowned her golden retriever in a pond and seriously injured two other dogs in an unprovoked attack.
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Oh, and my money's on the snipe.
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12-06-2005, 01:57 PM
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Re: Australia is fucked up
My girlfriend's brother has a wife and kids here in Minnesota. They had some friends of theirs from Texas up here to visit, and the Texans were flabbergasted that they let the kids play barefoot in the yard. Apparently in parts of Texas (as well as New Mexico and Arizona) that invites deadly scorpion bites. Up here the worst that can happen is you step on a bee (I did that once).
A childhood without running barefoot through the grass? Lame.
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12-06-2005, 04:01 PM
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Re: Australia is fucked up
One time I caught a Snipe, best time of my life. It's stuffed and mounted on the wall of my bedroom.
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12-06-2005, 04:14 PM
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not very big for a grown-up
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Re: Australia is fucked up
That won't take up much room then.
snipe
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12-06-2005, 04:40 PM
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Re: Australia is fucked up
oh you know that snipes lay gold eggs too right?
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