Australia is fucked up
Okay, so from watching various TV shows, I know y'all have the most venomous snake, I know you have platypuses which have terribly painful venom, I know you have spiders that give me nightmares, and that you have big sharks that hang out around shore. Now, I find out on National Geographic that you also have these tiny jellyfishes that can kill people?
For fuck's sake, I get a jellyfish sting here, it's a somewhat annoying burning for 20 minutes. You get a sting from one of those, and if you don't die, you are in excruciating pain for days or even weeks and for some vague reason they can't put you under anesthesia.
I tell ya, watching nature shows isn't making me want to visit....ever.
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