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Old 07-09-2010, 10:22 PM
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Idea I Forgive You, lisapea.

Remember that great idea I had but never capitalized upon from way back when? This thread is a lot like that one, except it's better by a lot. Instead of apologizing to lisapea for things we done wrong to her we get to preemptively forgive her for the things what she done wrong to us. How is that not the 18th best idea in the universe?

lisapea is a crafty one. We all know this to be true. When she isn't out and about being zealously zealotious against, well, it seems like everything, she's convincing people to do her bidding because she's so tired from being antizealous. (And, you know, omg, means in the process!) She makes her "loving" husband be all lawyery to folks who just want to fix their roofs. (AND BY THE WAY, PEA, IT SHOULD BE SPELLED ROOVES BUT BECAUSE YOU HACKED EVERTHING WITH YOUR LINUXES THE SPELLERS DON'T WORK RIGHT!) And, even worse I think, is she forces her only child to interface with quite possibly the most evil being ever conceived of on GOD'S green (and blue) Earth! Which lead naturally to her biggerest offense: Her devotion to face mawlers. It's one thing if she had something worth guarding. BUT SHE DOESN'T. She uses them in a casual and cavalier manner! She sends them to do her bidding in the wide world of regular unsuspecting people! She's the hideousest monster of them all!

But you know what?

I'm not like her at all. In every way imaginable I am her opposite. That's why I'm the better being.

I forgive you, lisapea.
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Old 07-09-2010, 10:24 PM
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It's one thing if she had something worth guarding. BUT SHE DOESN'T.
I used to have a p good cardboard box.
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Old 07-09-2010, 10:28 PM
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Default Re: I Forgive You, lisapea.

She doesn't even have a rat doll with a baby head on it anymore. :sadno:
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Old 07-09-2010, 10:35 PM
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Default Re: I Forgive You, lisapea.

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She doesn't even have a rat doll with a baby head on it anymore
And she sent me the Debbie Reynolds picture, to try to pretend she was all a magnanimous winner at hoarding, but it was really just to make me cry and feel all like a amateur and failure.

But eye forgive, I really due. Inn fact, I hope livius makes me her SS so I can show her exactly how forgiving I am
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Default Re: I Forgive You, lisapea.

OMG, I can't believe I fell for your trick. Even when I pointed it out! You tricked me into starting a thrad!

And that box was redneck. What did your little monster do to the nicest box you could have ever had, huh?
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Old 07-09-2010, 10:37 PM
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Default Re: I Forgive You, lisapea.

What if I had a baby doll with a rat head, though?

I mean, I don't or anything, but YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.

Well, you do now.

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Old 07-09-2010, 10:40 PM
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Default Re: I Forgive You, lisapea.

Well, given that at one point you had a rat doll with a baby head, the remaining parts would allow you to have a baby doll with a rat head. No wait, it wouldn't. Unless you stole one out of an art museum or something. Then it would be possible.
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Old 07-09-2010, 10:51 PM
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Default Re: I Forgive You, lisapea.

You should all be careful to forgive and be nice to me, SEEING AS HOW I AM CLEANING TREASURES OUT OF MY BASEMENT THESE DAYS and all.

Just, you know, getting rid of some cool stuff and all to make room.

Just saying.
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Old 07-09-2010, 10:53 PM
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:psst: - My address has changed.
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Old 07-09-2010, 11:07 PM
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Default Re: I Forgive You, lisapea.

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She makes her "loving" husband be all lawyery to folks who just want to fix their roofs.
Yeah, well, the joke was on her because us four mens spent all our time on the roof cracking wise about "the ol' ball 'n' chain."

Srsly, though, wft. I have no cognizable interest whatsoever in that house. lisarea bought it years before we met. I'm not a joint tenant, I'm not a tenant in common, hell, I'm not even a "tenant" in the landlord-tenant sense. I'm not a grantor on the deed of trust, nor did I sign the promissory note that the deed of trust secured. I'm not an insured or an additional insured on the homeowners' insurance policy. I couldn't be one of those even if I wanted to because I don't have any insurable interest in the property.

In short, I am to the house what teabaggers are to measured, reasoned discourse: not a fucking thing.

So who did they gravitate toward? My dumb ass, is who.

And it's not as though they made a mildly sexist but otherwise good-faith mistake, either. Both the inspectors and the roofing contractor had paperwork showing that lisarea is the sole owner. Despite all that, the inspectors didn't care to talk with her at all, and the contractor asked to see her only when it came time to sign stuff.

Yuns ladies really have it rough getting taken seriously.

Either that or lisarea smelled even worse than usual yesterday.

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I forgive you, lisapea.
You are TOO GOOD A PERSON, BrotherMan.

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And she sent me the Debbie Reynolds picture, to try to pretend she was all a magnanimous winner at hoarding, but it was really just to make me cry and feel all like a amateur and failure.
It probably wasn't intentional. She makes the hoarders on Hoarders feel the same way. It just sort of happens.

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What if I had a baby doll with a rat head, though?

I mean, I don't or anything, but YOU DON'T KNOW THAT.
With all due respect ( :laugh: ), neither do you, really.
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Old 07-09-2010, 11:38 PM
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Default Re: I Forgive You, lisapea.

I also forgive Mr. pea for giving me an ear worm in that sciency thrad where she is enticing yguy into some sort of sexual relations.

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Old 07-09-2010, 11:42 PM
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Default Re: I Forgive You, lisapea.

You know, I am starting to think that some of this forgiveness stuff isn't really all that sincere.

It is extremely unlikely that there is a baby doll with a rat head on it here, and if there IS one on the premises, that doesn't make it automatically mine or anything!

So if some rat headed babby shows up somewhere here, let's just get an insurance adjuster out here to decide who is the responsible party, EH? LET'S DO THAT WHY DON'T WE, MR. PEA?

And also I am not a hoarder and before other people put those things down in the basement, there was not really that much stuff in the basement, and Jody's room* was empty. IT IS NOT MY STUFF I DON'T HAVE SO MUCH STUFF AS PEOPLE SEEM TO THINK.

I have some keyboards and some telephones and scrap wood and maybe some extra fabric and whatever. And I need some more wireless routers, if anyone has any of those they're going to throw away or whatever.

But when I am not storing crap for like four different grownups who are grownups with their own houses and whatever, I have plenty of room for MY THINGS that are MY THINGS THAT ARE SO GOOD THINGS BUT MAYBE OTHER PEOPLE SOMETIMES ARE JUST TOO STUPID TO BE ABLE TO TELL THAT THEY'RE GOOD THINGS. OMG.

* We have a room in the house where Jody, the devil pig from Amityville Horror, lives. But I wasn't even keeping any other stuff in there before except for Jody, and he is invisible anyway so that isn't even anybody's business!
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Old 07-09-2010, 11:49 PM
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I also forgive Mr. pea for giving me an ear worm in that sciency thrad where she is enticing yguy into some sort of sexual relations.
Clearly, yguy is the proximate cause of your earworm injuries. I am no more responsible for your damages than a truck is responsible when its driver loses control and it goes careening off the road and through your living room wall.

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Old 07-09-2010, 11:53 PM
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Old 07-09-2010, 11:55 PM
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In short, I am to the house what teabaggers are to measured, reasoned discourse: not a fucking thing.
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Old 07-09-2010, 11:56 PM
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Default Re: I Forgive You, lisapea.

Pea, I love that song.
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Default Re: I Forgive You, lisapea.

I forgo all vengeance for the many slights and wrongs done unto me by lisarea. But I have selfish reasons. I'm a superstitious man, and if some unlucky accident should befall the rat headed babby, if he should get shot in the rathead by a police officer, or if he should hang himself in his jail cell, or if he's struck by a bolt of lightning, then I'm going to blame some of the people in this thrad. And that, I do not forgive.
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What sort of head does the police officer have?
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Old 07-10-2010, 02:34 AM
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Default Re: I Forgive You, lisapea.

lisapea recently recommended a book to me, that I just got at the Liberry! today. It made me cry, but good cry. So I forgive her for denying her hoarding as a way to make me feel like I am the crazy crap lady in this relationship.
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She doesn't even have a rat doll with a clown head on it anymore. :sadno:
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livius thanked an image with Kraft Singles in it. :lol:
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Default Re: I Forgive You, lisapea.

It occurs to me that while lisarea may not have a baby doll with a rat's head on it, it is probably the case that she is a baby doll with a rat's head. However, since this does no harm to me (as it neither breaks my leg nor picks my pocket) there is nothing for me to forgive.
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:sigh: I forgive lispea, too. I guess.
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Old 07-10-2010, 02:57 PM
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Oh, man, it only just now occurred to me that this means I get The Smiley!

Let me know if you need any help deciding like which heads should be vomiting or anything like that.
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