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Old 01-15-2016, 09:53 PM
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Everyone is buzzing about the president's birthday! Especially George Washington's servants, who scurry around the kitchen preparing to make this the best celebration ever. Oh, how George Washington loves his cake! And, oh, how he depends on Hercules, his head chef, to make it for him. Hercules, a slave, takes great pride in baking the president's cake. But this year there is one problem--they are out of sugar.

This story, told in the voice of Delia, Hercules's young daughter, is based on real events, and underscores the loving exchange between a very determined father and his eager daughter, who are faced with an unspoken, bittersweet reality. No matter how delicious the president's cake turns out to be, Delia and Papa will not taste the sweetness of freedom.
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Time for the publisher to reprint this one.

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Old 05-10-2016, 08:31 PM
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Old 05-18-2016, 05:50 PM
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I don't think this has been posted.
30 Hilarious “Innuendo-laden Children’s Books” – Overheard | LikeToDiscover.com – Discover What's Really Important
Some of the individual covers / pages have, I'm sure.

















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Oh! That second to last one is The Lonely Doll, and it's not just a one-off WTF page.
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This is a great book. It is just really great. It might be the best book, I really think that. It’s about a rich man getting what he wants. That’s the story of America. Some people don’t agree with that, they want to change the story of America. It’s really sad what they want to do to this country. Changing America is just so wrong. We have certain values in this country. We have at least fifty, I’ll tell you that. I know what I’m talking about, because I have a lot of values. Probably the most of anyone I know. People listen to me. They know I only get behind things that are really, really good. Like this book. I have a reputation for being right, you know. I make people very excited. Everyone likes a winner.
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Comedy writer has exactly the right response to his kid's Fahrenheit 451 permission slip / Boing Boing
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Gets readers all tiglin'.

Also, is that a male or female centaur?
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Damn sexy Sanders

KFC Publishes Romance Novel Starring Colonel Sanders with Ripped Muscles

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Average People Recreating Romance Novel Covers is Utterly Hilarious

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So when photographer Kathleen Kamphausen decided to recreate these covers using regular people instead of models, the outcome was hilarious. Without the chiseled muscles and airbrushed make-up, the poses look frankly ridiculous. Get ready for bellies, bums and some seriously bizarre poses.
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Brought to you from yesterdays headlines that U.S. Political Candidate Called Out For, Uh, Posting Bigfoot Erotica On Insta



I kept seeing joking remarks about bigfoot erotica in my twitter feed, so I googled it to see what it was about. Got the article linked above and a lower down that book.
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