My installer program once threatened to break my fingers if I didn't follow proper procedure for installing unstable packages. I really wish I'd screenshotted that, but that 'feature' was quickly removed for obvious reasons.
In it's place, I have miscellaneous other screenshots. Here's a terrifying dialog WINE springs on you uncomfortably often:
And here's what the logical deduction language SWI-Prolog tells you when you ask too vague of a question.
An error message that my ISP tech support found hilarious and baffling was "IRQ 12, nobody cared".
And of course, when Sun Microsystems makes a network card called the 'happy meal', of course the developers are going to have a field day with it:
Code:
printk(KERN_ERR "happy meal: Transceiver BigMac ATTACK!");
printk(KERN_ERR "happy meal: Fry guys.");
printk(KERN_ERR "happymeal: Cannot map BIGMAC registers.n");
printk(KERN_ERR "happy meal: Transceiver and a coke please.");