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Old 06-29-2017, 07:55 AM
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I had to spend 5 seconds of my life looking up Costco! :glare:
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Old 06-29-2017, 05:05 PM
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I have 3 near-empty bottles of whiskey, but I don't want to finish them, since I don't have time to put them under the microscope.
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Old 06-29-2017, 05:20 PM
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Sounds like time to buy another bottle of whiskey.
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Old 06-29-2017, 05:53 PM
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Old 06-30-2017, 09:57 PM
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I spent two weeks in Europe and it was nothing like European Vacation with Chevy Chase. No boobies flashed, no rude French people, no lost porn. Le Sigh.

All we did was have fun. Then come home to clean up our storm damage from the small "almost tornado" that blew down some trees.

Oh, and we had a hail storm come through last night that slightly dented our privately owned fleet of children's cars. I didn't think of it until this morning, but we could have driven them a couple of miles away for an hour and avoided getting punched by the storm. Because who knew you could start a car and move it out of the path of impending danger? Not me. Instead, we stared at them getting pelted by golf balls thinking, "Wow, that sucks."

It's only 10 or 15 dents small dents per car and not the baseball sized garbage that destroyed stuff in town, but now I've already spent more time talking to insurance then it would have taken to drive out of the path of the storm last night, buy gas at a convience store, and go home after the storm passed.

Remind me why I live in this first world hell hole again. Oh right, Costco sells whiskey.
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I'm on day two of a mostly free vacation to Hawaii because of my sister's airline job, and I already have a sunburn

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I'm on day two of a mostly free vacation to Hawaii because of my sister's airline job, and I already have a sunburn

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We went on a vacation to the beach once, and my wife was insistent we wear sunscreen. She failed to mention it was SPF-Burka sunscreen :ghost2: as we kept reaplying it.

After a week at the beach we came back whiter :( and nobody at work believed me when I told them where we went.
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Old 07-07-2017, 11:10 AM
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I was trying to take this photo and these darn kids wouldn't get out of my picture :shakecane:
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First world solution: make them part of the composition, echoing the rocky islands (or Russian destroyers or whatever they are). :golfclap:
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SHARK!!!! might have worked.

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Old 07-08-2017, 01:03 AM
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I THOUGHT I ordered pizza like half an hour ago, then I checked the page to see if it had updated, and I guess I forgot to hit the last confirm button, so not only was it not ordered, but the order had EXPIRED and I had to start over from the beginning.

(We requested a specific delivery guy because we're discerning like that.)
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I THOUGHT I ordered pizza like half an hour ago, then I checked the page to see if it had updated, and I guess I forgot to hit the last confirm button, so not only was it not ordered, but the order had EXPIRED and I had to start over from the beginning.

(We requested a specific delivery guy because we're discerning like that.)
I hate when that happens. It's especially annoying when putting in an order takes time. The last thing you want is a time out error.
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Old 07-11-2017, 05:11 PM
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There's only one thing you can do now. Bug the admins to make your PM inbox bigger.
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I'll donate the 99% of empty PM space I have.
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No, I just deleted a bunch of old stuff.
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As a digital hoarder, I'm appalled at such an action. :scaredbaby:
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I have a bandage on the thumb I use to unlock my phone and now have to actually punch in the code.
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No thanks on the thumb scanner. I don't want my prints on any digital file. Much prefer imputing a code.
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There's a toothbrush bristle in my mouth and I'm having trouble spitting it out.
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