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Is it too early to nominate the US for a Darwin award? :facepalm:
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Is it too early to nominate the US for a Darwin award? :facepalm:
Look in the darwin award slush list and you'll find hundreds of places being nominated for darwin awards daily. Which is against the darwin awards rules, people never learn.

If Trump catches covid as a result of this and dies, that would be an honorable mention - because endangering other people disqualifies you from a darwin too.

The rules are kind of strict, actually, but do a good job of preventing the darwins from being mean-spirited, political, and boring...
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Is really every action of the current US administration right now purely done out of spite? To be as evil as possible?
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Is really every action of the current US administration right now purely done out of spite? To be as evil as possible?
I'm going to go with "yes".
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Word is that ICE will be offering classes for citizens who are not law officers to make citizen's arrests of illegal immigrants. Classes to include firearms training.

What could possibly go wrong?
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Honest Don does right by people who do right by him.

Trump commutes sentence of Roger Stone, longtime friend and adviser | US news | The Guardian


Not aware of any other Repub who's spoken against it. They are all corrupt.


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Strange how all these so-called republicans in the white house or wherever who are stunned and shocked and horrified and terrified of what trump is doing wait until they're out of a position where they could hinder or stop or influence the stunning shocking horrible terrible things before they realize how against him and his polices they are.
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So I got curious about the shortages of canned tomatoes I've been seeing in the past couple weeks, and lo and behold, turns out it's largely the responsibility of the same thing that is largely responsible for everything else that sucks right now.
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Trump's only superlative is actually pretty amazing. He is consistently just the fucking worst in all ways at all times on all occasions.

It is an amazing talent to be the quintessential asshole american in every single possible way.

I know I might be exaggerating, but I swear not by much.
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I keep trying to imagine the worst thing he could do in any given circumstance, and he always exceeds my expectations.

I imagined many horrors when he got elected. I lost so much sleep to that. When I would manage to fall asleep for a while, I'd wake up thinking, "Wait, is this real? OMG, what about [gay rights/immigration/the environment/whatever]" and that'd keep me up for about half an hour before I could fall back asleep.

It's all come to pass, but so much worse, and with so many things I hadn't even considered.

And every time I get a little acclimated, he delivers some brand new horror to wake me up with.

(I mean, canned tomatoes specifically aren't one of those things. Just a potent reminder that it's everywhere, in everything.)
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So I got curious about the shortages of canned tomatoes I've been seeing in the past couple weeks, and lo and behold, turns out it's largely the responsibility of the same thing that is largely responsible for everything else that sucks right now.
Hey, this is :ff:.

I know this is serious business :heckled: but even in these difficult times :duck: the new normal still allows for smilies. :tomatod:

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That sort of turnaround is a marvel to behold. (that was for the Trump mask whiplash tweet, sneaky inbetween posters!)

But what really pisses me off is the people who suddenly realise Trump (and the rest) are bad people when he hurts them in some way. I saw a video of a guy talking about how he had worked for the GOP in some capacity for years in relation to agriculture. He voted for Trump last time, but by golly when Trump fucked the farmers with tariffs he just couldn't take it. I mean, do you know these people are like a cult and won't listen to reason, he says.

They only care when it hurts them. They know Trump will hurt thousands or millions of people, but they just don't give a fuck until it comes around to their turn.

FFS there was a lady actually saying "he's hurting the wrong people". Like she used those words exactly. They just don't care at all about anyone else.

Do you poor white racists think Trump likes you any more than the people of colour? He hates you just as much. He will work to keep you down and bleed you dry just as much. It's insanity and soul destroying.

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They only care when it hurts them.
Exactly. They want the leopards to eat people's faces, until they realise they are the people. And even then they still want the leopards to eat other people's faces.
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So as the number of official US deaths climbed over 130,000 dead, Trump finally deigns to wear a mask in public.


Back at the end of May when he visited Ford, he said he wore one, but either lied or refused to be photographed in the mask.

Back then we only had 100k dead.

So 100k dead Americans = not worth looking silly.

130k dead Americans = worth looking “silly”

And of course, probably months of staff stroking his ego telling him that he is pretty in a mask. Like when he said people say he looks good in a mask.

I bet the White House has spent literal weeks working on that piece of shit to get him to wear a mask.

The worst.
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Look if I need to tell Trump that he is a very good and special boy for wearing a mask like a big boy, and nobody ever thought of wearing a mask before, and that his dad would think so too, that is fine, I will do that, if it gets a few Trumpists to mask the fuck up and maybe stop spraying their disease at everyone.
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It won't matter. In their reality, he has always been doing whatever he did just now, and he's always been the firstest and bestest at it and always will be.
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In their reality, he has always been doing whatever he did just now
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And of course, probably months of staff stroking his ego telling him that he is pretty in a mask. Like when he said people say he looks good in a mask.

I bet the White House has spent literal weeks working on that piece of shit to get him to wear a mask.
I actually think Trump looks pretty decent in the mask. It hides his weird jowls and whatever awful expression his mouth is forming. His handlers also picked a mask shape that works on his face, and the solid color with the Presidential seal on the side is a good design. Overall, he looks about as good as he could.

His handlers should have been priming him to wear a mask 4 months ago.
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It won't matter. In their reality, he has always been doing whatever he did just now, and he's always been the firstest and bestest at it and always will be.
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Trump claims "nobody ever heard" Abraham Lincoln was a Republican until he pointed it out | The Independent

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I wonder how many GOP sycophants who invoke Lincoln whenever it's convenient will accept this new history.
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Look if I need to tell Trump that he is a very good and special boy for wearing a mask like a big boy, and nobody ever thought of wearing a mask before, and that his dad would think so too, that is fine, I will do that, if it gets a few Trumpists to mask the fuck up and maybe stop spraying their disease at everyone.
Oh, man, I hope not.

I just got off an emergency meeting of the regional directors of Antifa, and this is a pretty big blow.

If mask wearing were to become a regular thing for Trump, or even worse, for his followers, we'd be in pretty big trouble. We're already looking into finding buyers for our fleet of buses just in case.
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