Miscellany

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Jesus born in Texas in 1776.

[Crumb]

It's called history, sweaty!

[Stormlight]

[viscousmemories]

Mosquitos from a pool in my zip code tested positive for West Nile.

I didn't know they were testing mosquitos in pools in my zip code for West Nile.

I didn't even realize West Nile was still a thing.

I'm happy to be quarantined.

[JoeP]

Wait, you guys have pools?

[viscousmemories]

I feel like I should be able to answer that question with a Far Side comic if I weren't too lazy to look for one.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

[viscousmemories]

I just spoke to the president about this. pic.twitter.com/vaBtnlkQ0g

— ������������ʍɐןʇǝɹ ɯɐsʇǝɹsou ���������������� (@waltermasterson) August 1, 2020

[lisarea]

I still haven't gotten my sneaky Chinese seeds. Where do I call to complain?

[Ymir's blood]

If they actually sneaky... perhaps you have gotten them an you just didn't know it... yet.

[viscousmemories]

A US Department of Agriculture official said in a recorded statement released on July 29 that 14 species of the seeds have been identified as herbs and other plants including hibiscus and mint.

"We have identified 14 different species of seeds, including mustard, cabbage, morning glory, and some of the herbs like mint, sage, rosemary, lavender, then other seeds like hibiscus and roses," said Osama El-Lissy, a deputy administrator for the USDA's Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service.

--source USDA official identifies some seeds sent around US from China - Business Insider

[lisarea]

BORING.

[ceptimus]

[beyelzu]

If I liked ICP at all, I would own this shirt.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

[viscousmemories]

Flashing back to days past...

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/08/04/s...irus-hoax.html

[Crumb]

Maybe we should plant some trees?

[Ymir's blood]

I notice the article didn't link to us either.

[JoeP]

(1)

A neat thing about 2020 is that enough stuff happens every month to fill an entire verse of “we didn’t start the fire”

— Ally (@TragicAllyHere) August 3, 2020

(2)

Ok I wrote July. pic.twitter.com/QjFR3Te9Ex

— AJ Smith (@AJ_Smith_Writes) August 4, 2020

(3)
And it's now August and guess what ... cataclysmic fertiliser explosions in covid-wracked economically-wracked Lebanon.
*checks date* only just August.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Ok I did the whole fucking song. pic.twitter.com/F2BGm6pTf1

— AJ Smith (@AJ_Smith_Writes) August 5, 2020

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

My kink is making the ruling class fucking panic.

— Doth (@DothTheDoth) August 3, 2020

[JoeP]

How do I sign up for that.

[ShottleBop]

Hey, Miisa! You've been holding out on us!

Finnish dancing bears.

[JoeP]

:dancebear:

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