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It's a cycle of violence.
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Bondage a no-no?

Okay, I'll go back to Jesus and a raptor.

Sigh.
Oh my god, I was gang-raped by Jesus and a baby raptor.

Anyway, welcome to :ff:. :wave:
OMG talk about blaming the victims, you sick pervert. You should be hanged




























by your tiny, tiny penis (we need a "so small" hand icon).
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:welcome: to the :ff:, Selmak.

I missed the bondage porn :darn: but I approve of dino babyJesus.
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Not a no-no. This is a freethought forum. Anything goes (within legal boundaries) and people are free to put your opinions or avatar on ignore. But the Internet is no different from the offline world in many respects. And somebody that walks into a close-knit community of people they've never met before wearing a bondage porn t-shirt wouldn't make a fantastic impression.

Have you paused for a moment to consider that, in any arbitrary collection of people you've never met there may be, say, rape victims who find such images incredibly disburbing? I've got not problem with people indulging in whatever sexual fantasies between consenting adults that they may enjoy, even hinting at it humorously or discussing it discretely among good friends. But using a bondage porn avatar in your first encounter with a group of strangers is pretty tasteless, IMO.

Also, some people here access from work and we generally have enough mutual consideration to put spoiler tags around stuff that could embarrass someone at the office, or "NSFW" in the title of a thread that might not be work-safe. But ignoring the avatar is a case of closing the barn door after the horse has bolted when you scroll past a bondage porn avatar you weren't expecting just as your boss walks by.

Farren pastes up all that flappadoodle and leaves his cute ugly little dogs for anybody and everybody to see. Like he thinks he can leave that kind of crap out without a spoiler...like nobody will be scandalized.

Typical pug wash from a clueless pug owner. He can be safely ignored.
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Old 04-06-2009, 05:11 AM
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You don't think anything I said made any sense? Did you even give it a moments thought before posting a response?
Yeesh, you are a bit of a prig, aintcha? I asked permission, got it, it was frowned upon by you, and I immediately changed it. Should be the end of the story, shouldn't it?
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And everyone else, thanks for the welcome!

Except those who are trying to start something...

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Yay, a sermon! You must be the site chaplain, we have those at CF too.

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No. That would be me. Office hours are on Tuesdays, from 14:20 to 14:25, unless I am otherwise occupied.

Farren is the resident Zen Novice.
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Old 04-06-2009, 05:43 AM
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Yay, a sermon! You must be the site chaplain, we have those at CF too.

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No. That would be me. Office hours are on Tuesdays, from 14:20 to 14:25, unless I am otherwise occupied.

Farren is the resident Zen Novice.
Excellent. I've got this teeny weeny little pee-pee and my wife gets embarassed everytime we're in the drugstore buying condoms and I ask the cashier if the Trojans come in extra small.

How do I help her get over this?

On a different subject, she's a very frustrated woman, wish I knew what was at the root of it. Any help would be appreciated.
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Old 04-06-2009, 05:46 AM
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It is not Tuesday. In any case, it is a very small problem. I am sure you can handle it yourself.
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It is not Tuesday. In any case, it is a very small problem. I am sure you can handle it yourself.
And often do...
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Well, there you go.
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Old 04-06-2009, 05:58 AM
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Well, there you go.
All over the screen.

(I can keep this up all night) :P
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If that is the case, then I can't imagine why your wife is so frustrated. Have you tried having her dress up as a computer monitor?
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Old 04-06-2009, 06:08 AM
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Hola Selmak.
I know that is not Jesus in your avatar because he is not blond enough or blue-eyed enough in that picture. And I know that it couldn't be Jesus because he rode a stegasaurus- lions may lie down with lambs and shit, but no way do stegasaurs hang with raptors, even cute little baby ones.

Plus, kittens claws are sharp as hell, just imagine what a baby raptor would do.

I think maybe it is a picture of Jesus' brother, Jeebuz. He was the guy who invented the shim you put under the short leg of the table. He was also famous for adding to the line about turning the other cheek- "then when they aren't looking, bang their wives."
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If that is the case, then I can't imagine why your wife is so frustrated. Have you tried having her dress up as a computer monitor?
Better. She gets to be Victoria's Secret models. I tape the pages to her forehead. She actually insists on it. If the lights are on she wants that page taped to her face.

I love that she wants to make me happy. :)
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Doesn't sound to me like you have any problems then. You seem to have things well in hand.
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Hola Selmak.
I know that is not Jesus in your avatar because he is not blond enough or blue-eyed enough in that picture. And I know that it couldn't be Jesus because he rode a stegasaurus- lions may lie down with lambs and shit, but no way do stegasaurs hang with raptors, even cute little baby ones.

Plus, kittens claws are sharp as hell, just imagine what a baby raptor would do.

I think maybe it is a picture of Jesus' brother, Jeebuz. He was the guy who invented the shim you put under the short leg of the table. He was also famous for adding to the line about turning the other cheek- "then when they aren't looking, bang their wives."
Excellent that's what I do too! Hail Jeebuz! I follow the Golden Rule, and since I want others to bang my wife (cheers her up and she makes me bacon), I bang other men's wives. Some of them even stay awake till the end.


Then they give me that 'are you still here' look. Whatever.
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Doesn't sound to me like you have any problems then. You seem to have things well in hand.
But why does she sob everytime I get naked?

She used to tell me they were tears of joy, but I'm starting to wonder. Nobody can be that happy.

I mean really, she was the one who insisted we wait until we got married to have sex.
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Sorry, I can't help you with that right now. Like I said, it ain't Tuesday and I am really swamped right now with all the other things I am not doing.
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Sorry, I can't help you with that right now. Like I said, it ain't Tuesday and I am really swamped right now with all the other things I am not doing.
You're not the first chaplain I've broken.

It took only 3 weeks for me to turn my local Baptist Minister into this:

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You turned him into an organ grinder's monkey? That is awesome. Is that some kind of reverse evolution thingy?
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You turned him into an organ grinder's monkey? That is awesome. Is that some kind of reverse evolution thingy?
I did say a Baptist minister. Organ grinder's monkey is regular old forward evolution.
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My mistake. I take it he was a Primative Baptist.
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