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03-28-2015, 06:29 PM
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Re: Miscellany
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03-28-2015, 08:26 PM
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Re: Miscellany
You know what else what be funny? If Arthur Laffer came in and talked about the Laffer Curve in between lewd comments. I mean, it would be funny because it rhymes (it doesn't rhyme, but it is a cinnamon) and because of stupid lolbert economic ideas and stuff mixed in with tawdry lewd stuff and the bar rescue guy, right? Plus, anime.
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03-30-2015, 11:42 AM
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Solipsist
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03-30-2015, 05:44 PM
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Coffin Creep
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Re: Miscellany
Today's Fortune Cookie: "Next full moon brings an enchanting evening."
Dammit. Where is my calendar? So many preparations to make and where am I going to get a gross of newt eyes from?
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03-30-2015, 08:09 PM
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A Very Gentle Bort
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Re: Miscellany
Next full moon is the fourth.
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03-30-2015, 08:16 PM
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Coffin Creep
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Thanks. I'm off to the zombie grinder to get a few more levels.
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03-31-2015, 08:11 PM
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THAT IS A STUPID GARBAGE THING FOR STUPID GARBAGE PEOPLE.
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03-31-2015, 08:23 PM
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Fishy mokey
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Re: Miscellany
Yeah, unless they deliver by drone to the bathroom you are in, it's useless. 
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03-31-2015, 08:41 PM
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Coffin Creep
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Amazon is also allowing gadgets such as printers and lamps to automatically order their own refills when they sense there's a need.
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If I had a printer in the bathroom, then I wouldn't need toilet paper. 
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03-31-2015, 10:22 PM
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Coffee, tea, anti-Nazi
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I'm loling at the idea of self-reloading printers. Good god, the country would be up in arms.
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Originally Posted by My printer
"Ink's half full-must buy new $100 pack of ink NOW"
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03-31-2015, 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Crumb's Printer
Out of black ink. Ordering premium super expensive color ink NOW.You're Welcome.
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03-31-2015, 10:30 PM
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Adequately Crumbulent
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I'm probably breaking 134 corporate rules by posting this, but I saw this when a co-worker that I don't even know was sharing their screen in a meeting.
272Reminders.png
 How does this person even function?
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03-31-2015, 10:53 PM
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A Very Gentle Bort
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04-01-2015, 03:19 PM
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Solipsist
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04-01-2015, 04:01 PM
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Admin of THIEVES and SLUGABEDS
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Re: Miscellany
Yesterday I learned the word "wortcunning." Wortcunning wortcunning wortcunning.
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04-01-2015, 04:05 PM
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Quality Contributor
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Re: Miscellany
Today I learned the word "wortcunning"! 
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04-01-2015, 04:12 PM
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Fishy mokey
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Re: Miscellany
Same here 
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04-01-2015, 04:48 PM
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OH HELL. I probably even wortcunn.
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04-01-2015, 04:50 PM
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NPC
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Re: Miscellany
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04-01-2015, 05:38 PM
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Projecting my phallogos with long, hard diction
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Re: Miscellany
That must be what it's like to be an Arabic or Hebrew reader.
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04-02-2015, 02:51 PM
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Fishy mokey
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This was almost in News Miscellany but it's not newsy enough 
Video: Man tries to burn EU flag but is hamstrung by EU fire safety laws
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The brilliant punchline is that the flag's fire resistance is a direct consequence of an EU directive, adding a whole new meaning to "I fought the law, and the law won".
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04-02-2015, 07:49 PM
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Coffin Creep
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Re: Miscellany
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04-02-2015, 08:15 PM
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A Very Gentle Bort
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Location: Bortlandia
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Re: Miscellany
FAIL. The first picture I saw was dogbeard.
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04-02-2015, 09:14 PM
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Coffin Creep
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Re: Miscellany
Don't judge! 
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