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11-28-2016, 07:40 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Cowtown, Kansas
Gender: Male
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Re: Only in Oklahoma...
Due to a chemical plant asplosion in Kansas, there was no water in Nowata.
Service has been restored, there is no more no water in Nowata.
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11-29-2016, 07:37 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Cowtown, Kansas
Gender: Male
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Re: Only in Oklahoma...
A drone helped Tulsa police catch a scotch burglar.
A picture of what that drone might have looked like:
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01-13-2017, 04:01 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Cowtown, Kansas
Gender: Male
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Re: Only in Oklahoma...
The iceman cometh.
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01-13-2017, 04:37 PM
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Solipsist
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Kolmannessa kerroksessa
Gender: Male
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Re: Only in Oklahoma...
Sneaky way to post a photo of your crotch on FF?
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01-13-2017, 04:40 PM
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ChuckF's sock
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Join Date: Dec 2016
Gender: Female
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Re: Only in Oklahoma...
Objects in the mirror are larger than they appear...?
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01-13-2017, 04:44 PM
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A Very Gentle Bort
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Bortlandia
Gender: Male
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Re: Only in Oklahoma...
Guys. Just be thankful he's wearing pants this time.
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01-13-2017, 05:21 PM
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Adequately Crumbulent
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Cascadia
Gender: Male
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Re: Only in Oklahoma...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dingfod
The iceman cometh.
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Bitch, please.
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01-13-2017, 06:34 PM
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Solipsist
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Kolmannessa kerroksessa
Gender: Male
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Re: Only in Oklahoma...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Crumb
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dingfod
The iceman cometh.
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Bitch, please.
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01-13-2017, 07:10 PM
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Adequately Crumbulent
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Cascadia
Gender: Male
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Re: Only in Oklahoma...
Are you trying to read my license plate?
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01-23-2017, 09:55 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Cowtown, Kansas
Gender: Male
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Re: Only in Oklahoma...
You can't read mine, Oklahoma doesn't require front plates.
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01-23-2017, 09:58 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Cowtown, Kansas
Gender: Male
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Re: Only in Oklahoma...
One time Oral Roberts University English professor held a door-to-door saleswoman (They still exist?) hostage and then chased her down the street naked after she managed to escape.
After she gets out of prison for kidnapping, she'll probably have life-long sex offender status too. Cool.
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01-24-2017, 11:00 AM
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Solipsist
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Kolmannessa kerroksessa
Gender: Male
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Re: Only in Oklahoma...
"Oral Roberts" will never fail to sound like a sex offence/offender.
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01-24-2017, 03:15 PM
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Adequately Crumbulent
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Cascadia
Gender: Male
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Re: Only in Oklahoma...
She gave him the old "Oral Roberts", know what I mean?
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01-24-2017, 04:53 PM
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Projecting my phallogos with long, hard diction
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dee Cee
Gender: Male
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Re: Only in Oklahoma...
Allegedly sounds like a former English teacher at my high school. Except he kidnapped a Guatemalan guy.
I never did find out if he was convicted of that...
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02-03-2017, 06:00 AM
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NeoTillichian Hierophant & Partisan Hack
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Iowa
Gender: Male
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Re: Only in Oklahoma...
Quote:
According to court records, Sponsler pleaded guilty in 2008 to marijuana possession, public intoxication, and possession of drug paraphernalia (for which she received a two-year deferred sentence, was fined $1100, and was ordered to perform 100 hours of community service). In December 2009, a judge ruled that Sponsler violated her probation, in part because she had not disclosed being questioned by police investigating an accused meth cook. Sponsler told cops that she had been present in the suspect’s home when he was manufacturing the drug, adding that the man was “careless when he cooks.”
In September 2011, Sponsler pleaded guilty to possession of methamphetamine and marijuana in the presence of a child and possession of drug paraphernalia. She was sentenced to a three-year deferred sentence. As part of that plea deal, prosecutors dropped a burglary charge against Sponsler, who is pictured below in a mug shot snapped yesterday.
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So, why was she allowed to be a substitute teacher?
Only in Oklahoma (one hopes).
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02-03-2017, 03:10 PM
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Adequately Crumbulent
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Cascadia
Gender: Male
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Re: Only in Oklahoma...
Maybe it was part of her sentence?
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02-04-2017, 09:11 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Cowtown, Kansas
Gender: Male
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Re: Only in Oklahoma...
Schools here are pretty desperate for teachers.
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02-05-2017, 02:30 AM
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Shitpost Sommelier
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Re: Only in Oklahoma...
Are they up on their geocentric flat earth and creationism curriculum?
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02-08-2017, 03:18 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Cowtown, Kansas
Gender: Male
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Re: Only in Oklahoma...
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02-09-2017, 03:49 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Cowtown, Kansas
Gender: Male
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Re: Only in Oklahoma...
Henryetta, Oklahoma dance cancelled because of a 1978 town ordinance against dancing.
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02-22-2017, 12:28 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Cowtown, Kansas
Gender: Male
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Re: Only in Oklahoma...
It took five minutes for the Henryetta, Oklahoma town council to legalize tripping the light fantastic.
Henryetta does away with no-dancing ordinance - Tulsa World: State
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03-01-2017, 09:47 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Cowtown, Kansas
Gender: Male
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Re: Only in Oklahoma...
The Daily Oklahoman, Oklahoma's most read newspaper, was promoting the Confederate battle flag on the last day of Black History month. Nice.
Confederate flag rally to be held in Shawnee on Saturday | News OK
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03-01-2017, 10:00 PM
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I read some of your foolish scree, then just skimmed the rest.
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Bay Area
Gender: Male
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Re: Only in Oklahoma...
You lost! Get over it! Sad!
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03-16-2017, 02:21 PM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Cowtown, Kansas
Gender: Male
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Re: Only in Oklahoma...
Conservative Republican, anti-marijuana, family values Oklahoma state senator caught in motel room with teenage boy smoking marijuana and possibly more. Charges may be brought, but the state senate didn't wait, they've suspended him.
State senator investigated after teenage boy found in his hotel room, DA says - Tulsa World: Crimewatch
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