Good King Trump

[SR71]

Needs more Dr. Seuss.

[SR71]

Originally Posted by JoeP

More topical.

#WheresMitch - Twitter Search

He’s not in the cloak room
He’s not in the Capitol
He’s not in the Russel building
He’s not on the floor of the Senate

And 800,000 people still don’t have their paychecks - so #WheresMitch? https://t.co/x3qOfC113M

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) 17 January 2019

He's not in the house, the mitchelly-moo,
He's not in the senate, he's not at the zoo,
He's not in the cloak room, he's not in the loo,
Not out on the floor, nor on the stairs, too
Oh where has he gone?
What can we do?
We can't end the shut down,
Without mitchelly-moo.

Twitter

i will not quote twitter will not quote twitter will not quote twitter

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Border rancher: “We’ve found prayer rugs out here. It’s unreal.” Washington Examiner People coming across the Southern Border from many countries, some of which would be a big surprise.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 18, 2019

2014:
Conservatives freak out after mistaking soccer jersey for 'Muslim prayer rug' left at border

[Ari]

I don't know, they seem pretty american to me if they're using single use prayer rugs and then littering them in the desert when done.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

'Celebrity Big Brother' Cast Revealed - Ryan Lochte, Anthony Scaramucci, Dina Lohan and More | Hollywood Reporter

Anthony Scaramucci: Working in White House prepared me to compete on 'Celebrity Big Brother'

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Bonus:

Pence says Trump is acting “exactly like” Martin Luther King in demanding a border wall and quotes the “I Have A Dream” speech. pic.twitter.com/twZvIKzn7V

— Waleed Shahid (@_waleedshahid) January 20, 2019

[Corona688]

This is almost the first time we've seen Pence taking a stance on any Trump points. Is this really the wall he wants to die upon, or did he cave to pressure?

[SR71]

‘Trump is screaming’: New report says the president’s aides are pushing to fire Rudy Giuliani as he goes down in flames – Alternet.org

Sometimes I think Rudy is purposely fucking over Derp Fuhrer for not putting Rudy in the cabinet.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Having realized his tantrum is not moving his mother's resolve, the child falls deep into a pit of quiet despair in a transparent attempt to tug at her heartstrings. pic.twitter.com/mgf9n4Tbg8

— Willow ���� (@RockShrimp) January 23, 2019

[Stephen Maturin]

Originally Posted by Stephen Maturin

Come the next Congress, Rep. Elijah Cummings will be chairing the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform.

Fun will now commence.

[Sock Puppet]

The White House did not provide information about whether current National Security Advisor John Bolton disclosed his previous contacts and work with Maria Butina, a Russian national who has now pleaded guilty to conspiring to act as an agent of the Russian government.

All this, and John Boy too? Saints be praised, providence done shined on us again, honey child.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Trump can't just show up somewhere he's not invited. This isn't the dressing room at Miss Teen USA https://t.co/Zwx0nWhi99

— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) January 23, 2019

And how did that turn out?

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Trump bluffed hard on his State of the Union, and Pelosi called it - The Washington Post

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Wilbur Ross says furloughed workers should take out a loan. His agency's credit union is charging nearly 9%. - The Washington Post

There's others that charge nothing or next to it at 0.1%. But this commerce secretary. Holy hell.

This is so alien when you've a parliament. Government can't pass a budget? Election. America? The electeds keep getting paid while the civil service gets shafted. What kind of bass ackward system is that?

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

I love that I live in a day and age when I have absolutely no idea if this is a typo. pic.twitter.com/9LHsb66NcO

— Daniel A. Horwitz (@Scot_Blog) January 25, 2019

[JoeP]

If Trump really wanted to see Hillary locked up, he should’ve just hired her to work on his campaign.

— William LeGate (@williamlegate) 25 January 2019

[Stephen Maturin]

The federal gubmint is reopened and funded through Feb. 15, with exactly $0.00 wall money.

Another flawless victory for President Sundowner.

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[JoeP]

He wanted a wall, he ended up with a cave.

[SR71]

And a few less employees. He let go the undocumented immigrants he hired years ago, knowing then they had forged documents.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/polit...all/ar-BBSM6cP

OSSINING, N.Y —They had spent years on the staff of Donald Trump’s golf club, winning employee-of-the-month awards and receiving glowing letters of recommendation.

Some were trusted enough to hold the keys to Eric Trump’s weekend home. They were experienced enough to know that, when Donald Trump ordered chicken wings, they were to serve him two orders on one plate.

But on Jan. 18, about a dozen employees at Trump National Golf Club in Westchester County, N.Y., were summoned, one by one, to talk with a human resources executive from Trump headquarters.

During the meetings, they were fired because they are undocumented immigrants, according to interviews with the workers and their attorney. The fired workers are from Latin America.

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

I truly hate disloyal people

— Eric Trump (@EricTrump) August 17, 2018

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

Every dope stupid enough to think Trump will have their back goes through the same failure cycle:

- Get indicted
- Proclaim loyalty to Trump
- Get thrown under the bus in a tweet
- Realize they’ve made a huge mistake
- Tell Mueller they want a deal

Stone will flip. They all do. pic.twitter.com/44Egry9XQ9

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) January 27, 2019

So.

You could say.

Mueller leaves no Stone unturned?

[BrotherMan]

[SR71]

I think this is point in the episode where Jack McCoy says "We're not offering any deal. We've got everything we need without your client's testimony".

[JoeP]

Top comment:

Are you saying that politicians are the unpalatable by-products of our society pressed into vaguely humanoid shapes and marketed as special?

[Kamilah Hauptmann]

[BrotherMan]

It would partially explain covfefe, snarf.