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Old 08-21-2017, 07:02 PM
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Plumber was working in the bathroom the other day and now I can't find where I put my toothbrush for safekeeping.
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Old 08-21-2017, 10:48 PM
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"the other day"?

How often do you brush your teeth?

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Old 08-21-2017, 11:09 PM
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Old 08-24-2017, 08:39 PM
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The other day I couldn't decide between riding my bike or sitting on the couch with a drink and watching television.

I like riding my bike. I get exercise and feel better during and after.

I like sitting on the couch with a drink and watching television. I get no exercise and feel better during and after.

Given the amount of mental energy and time I expended debating between them, I must like debating between them as much.

I was overloaded with choices for things I enjoy.

In the end, I compromised and did both. Riding first. Because history has taught me that if I sit on the couch with a drink and watch television, it's over. Nothing else gets done.
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Old 08-30-2017, 08:59 PM
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I'm sorta feeling guilty for complaining about my hour flight delay out of Houston International airport a couple weeks ago. I think the gas station by the airport where I filled up the rental car is completely submerged now.
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Old 09-04-2017, 11:36 PM
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Gasoline jumped up 30 cents a gallon because of the hurricane that hit Houston, roughly the same price it was two years ago.
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Old 09-06-2017, 06:09 PM
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I ran out of peanuts so I had to give my cashews to the chipmunks.
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Old 09-07-2017, 04:45 AM
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I ran out of peanuts so I had to give my cashews to the chipmunks.
And they were probably thinking "These aren't cheeseballs, Dave".

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Old 10-06-2017, 11:42 PM
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Last week, Li’l Puppet (who is now taller than Mrs Puppet) asked me to pick her up from school. Why? Because her headphones broak and she would’ve had to walk ALL THE WAY HOME WITHOUT MUSIC. :whygod:

From the spot I pick her up to home is all of four blocks.
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Old 10-07-2017, 10:14 AM
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This is why I always carry two sets of bluetooth headphones and back-up wired ones just in case. Because THE HORROR.
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Old 10-14-2017, 05:51 PM
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One of my most original character traits, in case you guys don't know, is that I don't like dealing with customer service. I avoid it whenever possible.

And over the past two days, I have dealt with customer service at:

1. CenturyLink. (CenturyLInk has a policy, I swear and am not joking, of denying outages. The past two times my service has been out long enough that I had to call them, they've straight out lied to me that the problem was on my end. It was not. The first time, in fact, those shitfucks were telling my next door neighbor exactly the same thing, and lying to us both that they hadn't gotten reports of an outage as we were, you know, reporting the outage.)
2. Virgin Mobile.
3. Ting Mobile.
4. FedEx.
5. Amazon.

Hours and hours of it. Yesterday and the day before was wall to wall customer service calls and chats. I was in the middle of an hour long customer service call when the smashed package I had to call FedEx about got here.

PRODUCTS AND SERVICES SUCK.

Also, yesterday morning, I had leftovers for breakfast and accidentally ate a whole ghost pepper.
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and accidentally ate a whole ghost pepper.
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Old 10-15-2017, 12:24 AM
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It's taken me a week to figure out what format my media must be in for my brandt new car to read and play it. Oh, it's also because my brandt new car does not have a cd player nor an aux jack.

At my first opportunity I will write a very terse statement concerning my displeasure.
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Old 10-15-2017, 12:26 AM
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Maybe a little customization is in order:

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Old 10-15-2017, 01:57 AM
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This is more like a fourth or fifth world problem, but it got kind of windy today, so our power went out again for a few hours. Because, you know, the air moved, and who can predict something like that might happen?
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It's taken me a week to figure out what format my media must be in for my brandt new car to read and play it. Oh, it's also because my brandt new car does not have a cd player nor an aux jack.

At my first opportunity I will write a very terse statement concerning my displeasure.
As I said elsewhere (:shiftier:), living dangerously there Bort.
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I hate when someone makes a post on Facebook about a sensitive topic, you respond, they make a cryptic response, and then, when asked for clarification, they ignore you. DAMMIT I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU'RE WORTH UNFRIENDING CAUSE I CAN'T TELL IF THAT WAS A RACIST SHITBAG POST OR IF I MISUNDERSTOOD!

Also there is no other history to suggest racist shitbaggery so I'm guessing I misunderstood.
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I had put 2 books on hold at the library, and they both became available at the same time. Now I have 3 books to read, all within 3 weeks.
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