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09-20-2013, 03:48 PM
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Conservatives Say Unbelievably Creepy Shit
Creepy New Koch Brothers Ad Shows Uncle Sam ‘Playing Doctor’ | The Daily Banter
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Inside an exam room, the woman is greeted by a doctor, presumably a gynecologist, who instructs the woman to hop onto the examination table and to, you know, “scoot on down.” The women props her feet in the stirrups in preparation for a vaginal exam at which time the doctor mysteriously leaves the room. After an uncomfortable beat, a man dressed in a disturbing Uncle Sam costume that looks like something out of a Rob Zombie torture-porn movie, complete with an over-sized grinning mask, rises up from below frame and stands creepily between the woman’s legs. Cut to the text: “Don’t let government play doctor” (get the sexual, rapey vibe here?) and then “Opt Out of ObamaCare.” After another beat, Ghoulish Uncle Sam ominously holds up a metallic vaginal speculum. Yes, a speculum, which he then proceeds to spread apart while tilting his head sideways with the same eerie grin plastered across his distorted face.
This an actual anti-Obamacare ad.
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Congratulations, Koch Brothers! You've made Uncle Fucking Sam into a rapey villain!
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09-20-2013, 03:51 PM
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Re: Conservatives Say Unbelievably Creepy Shit
Working as intended. Feature, not bug.
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09-20-2013, 04:11 PM
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I said it, so I feel it, dick
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Re: Conservatives Say Unbelievably Creepy Shit
Make that an ultrasound wand and any anti-choice fucker mask and you have a good anti-Republican ad
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09-20-2013, 04:14 PM
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Re: Conservatives Say Unbelievably Creepy Shit
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Originally Posted by LadyShea
Make that an ultrasound wand and any anti-choice fucker mask and you have a good anti-Republican ad
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lol, thanks for pointing that out! The irony had escaped me, but I knew there was something I was missing here. 
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09-20-2013, 04:19 PM
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Re: Conservatives Say Unbelievably Creepy Shit
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Originally Posted by LadyShea
Make that an ultrasound wand and any anti-choice fucker mask and you have a good anti-Republican ad
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Right on, just replace the Sam(bo) mask with an outline of a state mandating tvp for abortiona approval and we can tie up the midterm elections.
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09-20-2013, 07:10 PM
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I read some of your foolish scree, then just skimmed the rest.
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Re: Conservatives Say Unbelievably Creepy Shit
Leave it to the Cock brothers to assume that "paying for" = "automatic intrusive rights."
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09-21-2013, 12:42 AM
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Re: Conservatives Say Unbelievably Creepy Shit
That is a spoof, right?
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09-21-2013, 01:20 AM
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09-21-2013, 01:22 AM
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not very big for a grown-up
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Re: Conservatives Say Unbelievably Creepy Shit
Who on earth is that supposed to appeal to?
It's like something you'd see on the Funny or Die website.
Consider me shocked.
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09-21-2013, 01:30 AM
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You're over there in Angleand with your socialism and your free health care so you wouldn't know anything about the boostrapping exceptionalism that built America into the great and independent nation of bootstrapping exceptional individuals. This is supposed to appeal to the people who think the government can't do anything right or the government is only out to oppress people and that also the private sector can do everything and anything better and cheaper and more comprehensively than the government.
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09-21-2013, 01:39 AM
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Re: Conservatives Say Unbelievably Creepy Shit
Bort, I still can't believe anybody could watch that clip without shuddering. It's creepy as fuck.
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09-21-2013, 01:57 AM
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Re: Conservatives Say Unbelievably Creepy Shit
It's funny how they forgot how we got to this point. Creepy capitalist insurance companies who are literally controlling our exams and treatments. I wonder if the Koch bros have any holdings in healthcare???
First return from Google search:
Koch Industries Applies For Federal Funds From Health Care Law It Opposes
Koch Industries Applies For Federal Funds From Health Care Law It Opposes | ThinkProgress
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09-21-2013, 03:30 AM
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Re: Conservatives Say Unbelievably Creepy Shit
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Bort, I still can't believe anybody could watch that clip without shuddering. It's creepy as fuck.
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Oh, I'm sure everyone who watches it gets the super wiggins. The difference is what message they're getting from it.
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09-21-2013, 08:41 AM
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Re: Conservatives Say Unbelievably Creepy Shit
I saw Ellen Page tweet this yesterday, but had no idea what she was talking about, not getting the US-ads over here:
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Ellen Page @EllenPage
Can someone take that ad where a woman is being sexually harassed by a man in a mask off tv please?
That shit is insane and disturbing.
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I think that pretty much sums it up.
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09-23-2018, 11:01 AM
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09-23-2018, 04:09 PM
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Re: Conservatives Say Unbelievably Creepy Shit
+1  for dadjokedog
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