If you dildn't want people to pronounce it, you stulpid Brits probably shoud've stolped wrilting it.
If you merkins have a problem with how words are spelled you shoulda done your spelling changes properly instead of half-arsed (sorry, half-assed) dropping a few 'u's and stuff here and there (colour, doughnut).
You had your chance.
Not our fault now.
For a change.
Or we could all speak sensible languages that have consistent phonemic orthographies. Like Finnish. Or Italian.