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02-24-2017, 02:05 PM
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Solipsist
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Re: I think we need a morons with guns thrad
"I don't remember how I got shot."
"No officer, I was asleep."
I'm thinking this girl needs rescuing.
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02-28-2017, 08:10 PM
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puzzler
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Location: UK
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Re: I think we need a morons with guns thrad
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02-28-2017, 08:23 PM
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Flyover Hillbilly
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Re: I think we need a morons with guns thrad
That guy's a cop, so his actions were ipso facto heroic and by no means moronic.
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02-28-2017, 11:02 PM
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Fishy mokey
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Furrin parts
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Re: I think we need a morons with guns thrad
As of course are his victims who were heroes for France. :mariannetear:
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03-17-2017, 10:17 AM
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Safety glasses off, motherfuckers
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Re: I think we need a morons with guns thrad
Media morons with guns.
Gun Idiot of the Day: Sean Hannity Edition – Balloon Juice
I'm with Adam on this: Hannity should be prosecuted to the fullest possible extent of the law.
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03-17-2017, 06:50 PM
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Mr. Condescending Dick Nose
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Re: I think we need a morons with guns thrad
Breitbart has leaped to Hannity's defence with a copybook obfuscatory denial.
Very Fake News: Juan Williams Slams CNN Report Claiming Sean Hannity 'Pulled Gun' on Him After 'Argument'
Did Hannity point his gun at Williams?
Breitbart says that Williams says it never happened. Except that Williams hasn't said it never happened, he's merely said he never felt he was being put at risk.
See what Hannity/Williams/Breitbart did there? They stitched up a big lie out of little truths.
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04-07-2017, 11:18 PM
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Shitpost Sommelier
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Re: I think we need a morons with guns thrad
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04-08-2017, 02:41 PM
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rude, crude, lewd, and unsophisticated
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Re: I think we need a morons with guns thrad
I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often, considering.
They must not have many toddlers down at HQ.
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04-09-2017, 06:15 AM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Location: Cowtown, Kansas
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Re: I think we need a morons with guns thrad
Tulsa man has been charged with misdemeanor reckless handling of a firearm for accidentally firing his sidearm, the bullet ricocheting off a wall and lodging in a bystanders finger... while the accidental shooter was working as a security guard during a gun show.
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04-10-2017, 04:06 AM
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A fellow sophisticate
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Re: I think we need a morons with guns thrad
Father and son shot each other in argument over who should walk the dog.
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04-10-2017, 04:33 AM
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NeoTillichian Hierophant & Partisan Hack
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Re: I think we need a morons with guns thrad
Maybe it is just me, but a gunfight seems like a perfectly reasonable way of resolving such an intractable problem. What were they supposed do, toss a coin or something?
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04-10-2017, 10:04 AM
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Solipsist
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Re: I think we need a morons with guns thrad
The only thing that can stop a couple of bad men with guns is a good dog with a gun.
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05-02-2017, 08:17 PM
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Shitpost Sommelier
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Re: I think we need a morons with guns thrad
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05-02-2017, 08:56 PM
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Fishy mokey
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Furrin parts
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Re: I think we need a morons with guns thrad
ISIS already uses drones to drop bombs. So you really need personal air defence too, otherwise the bad guys win.
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06-17-2017, 01:02 AM
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Flyover Hillbilly
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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Re: I think we need a morons with guns thrad
Is it OK to punch Ted Nugent in the head?
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"Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are." ~ S. Gecko
"What the fuck is a German muffin?" ~ R. Swanson
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06-17-2017, 01:36 AM
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Fishy mokey
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Re: I think we need a morons with guns thrad
It is recommended.
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06-29-2017, 12:51 AM
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puzzler
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Location: UK
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Re: I think we need a morons with guns thrad
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06-29-2017, 01:17 AM
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I read some of your foolish scree, then just skimmed the rest.
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Re: I think we need a morons with guns thrad
Wow morons indeed!
My first thought was oh they took something like a .22lr and discovered it had more power than it seems... oh no, instead they took a .50AE, a huge cartridge clocking in at 4x the power of a 9mm, fired out of the guns the agents used in the matrix, and he thought an encyclopedia would protect him, even though people regularly shoot multiple paper reams on youtube.
Something either went extra wrong (I'm thinking either there was a metal plate that slipped out, or he loaded the clip with blanks but forgot to clear the slide from previous use) or this guy was almost certainly going to die in some sort of stunt. I mean this is on the level of cutting a pumpkin in half to make a helmet then placing your head under a hydraulic press or crusher jaws and hitting the "CRUSH ALL" button (yes if I owned a crusher that's how it would be labeled, maybe with a dead smiley face on the button).
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06-29-2017, 01:48 AM
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Projecting my phallogos with long, hard diction
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Re: I think we need a morons with guns thrad
This is also like the people who bought a katana or other sword somewhere, because swords are so cool, and have their friend hold an object that they're going to slice through.
Inevitably, of course, they slice right into that hand because they are not highly trained.
Except in this case it's like they put the fruit on the guy's head.
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06-29-2017, 03:08 AM
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Shitpost Sommelier
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Re: I think we need a morons with guns thrad
Should have used a Bible.
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06-30-2017, 03:37 PM
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Fishy mokey
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Re: I think we need a morons with guns thrad
Quote:
Originally Posted by ceptimus
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"World shocked that blogger has encyclopedia"
Bizar: vlogger heeft encyclopedie - De Speld
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06-30-2017, 06:43 PM
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Projecting my phallogos with long, hard diction
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Join Date: Sep 2005
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Re: I think we need a morons with guns thrad
*vlogger for video blogger (and blogger for web-logger)
This is like the only word in English that starts with vl-
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06-30-2017, 10:11 PM
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This is the title that appears beneath your name on your posts.
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Gender: Male
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Re: I think we need a morons with guns thrad
That's probably because it's not a real word.
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