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Old 03-12-2010, 10:50 PM
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How could that not work?



Anyhoo, here's the motion to dismiss that Orly's replying to. Unfortunately for Orly, counsel is correct in saying "[i]t is well established that statutes conferring a right-to-sue may not extend that right to individuals who otherwise lack standing under Article III." Ya heard it here first. :D

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All I can say is, 'Orly, UR doing it wrong'.
You could rightly say that about pretty much all of Orly's activities, with the possible exception of her enthusiastic shtupping of Charles Lincoln III.
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Old 03-20-2010, 04:37 AM
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Orly Taitz is running in the Republican primary for Secretary of State of California.

That is so full of fail/win that I can hardly believe I just typed out that sentence.

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A California attorney who leads a movement challenging President Barack Obama's citizenship plans to run for secretary of state in November.

Orange County Registrar of Voters Neal Kelley said Wednesday that Orly Taitz, a leader of the so-called birther movement, has qualified as a candidate.

She plans to challenge fellow Republican Damon Dunn, a former NFL player living in Irvine, for her party's nomination.
And she's already at work claiming that Damon Dunn is trying to sabotage her campaign and that he's not eligible to run for office. The basis for this claim is that Dunn was registered as a Democrat in Jacksonville, FL in 1999. The state law forbids anyone who hasn't been registered for less than three months from running for office, and forbids anyone who was previously registered with a different political party for the previous twelve months from running in another party's primaries. However, Dunn's registration lapsed after he didn't vote in two subsequent federal elections, so he hasn't been a registered Democrat for several years.

She also claims that Dunn intended to hide this damaging information by not noting that he had been registered in Florida when he registered to vote in California six months ago. However, like most states, they don't care if you've been previously registered out of state because that registration is deemed to lapse when you move away. They only care about previous in-state registrations.

But never let it be said that Orly doesn't have her finger on the pulse of the media cycle:

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I personally have been hit by a barrage of insults and assaults coming from a number of Marxists Left Wing publications such as Politijab, Politico, Huffington Post, Washington Independent, OC Weekly,Daily Beast which only confirms the fact that Mr. Dunn is really a Democrat trying to fraudulently run on a Republican ticket in order to prevent a Bona fide Republican from running against a Democrat Debra Bowen in the General election, as all of these Marxist publications attacked me, while praising Dunn. Mr. Dunn’s quote of considering Barack Obama as one of his heroes seems to support this assertion as well.
Hey, with all that evidence, what can anyone say but case closed? Apparently eligibility challenges work equally well for any Black candidate.
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Old 03-20-2010, 08:28 AM
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She seems to think she's still in the Soviet Union or something. Your current state doesn't give a shit where you've previously voted or party you were registered with 10 years ago or any of that.

What the hell is wrong with her?
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Old 03-20-2010, 10:22 AM
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And hell it's California, we had a porn star and Gary Coleman make a run for the governors office. Orly needs to get in line, she is dealing with professional crazies here.
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Old 03-20-2010, 05:46 PM
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And just remember, all of this is just the appetizer. The full course crazy comes after the primary when she loses.
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Old 03-31-2010, 07:17 PM
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Washington, D.C., March 30, 2010. “I am today compelled to make the distasteful choice to invite my own court martial, in pursuit of the truth about the president’s eligibility under the constitution to hold office”, said active duty Army Lt. Col. Terrence Lakin. The American Patriot Foundation, a non-profit group incorporated in 2003 to foster appreciation and respect for the U.S. Constitution, immediately announced it has set up a legal defense fund and will provide Lt. Col. Lakin with a top-flight defense team.
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Old 03-31-2010, 09:42 PM
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Lt. Col. Lakin has been beating this horse corpse since October of 2008, when he first "started to learn more about the issues and concerns" regarding President Obama's "real" place of birth. He says that he was going to volunteer to deploy to Iraq with his old unit, but then decided not to as he "sought out opinions from supervisors, friends and family." Finally, after being ignored by the Army's legal assistance office, probably because they thought, "This guy's a fucking idiot, and we've got all these cases of sexual assault to cover-up," he filed a formal Article 138 complaint, which is for grievances against commanding officers. He even got his congressman, Zach Wamp of Fuck-a-Mule, Tennessee, to forward the complaint to the Department of Defense.

And what was Lakin told? To hush his mouth because no one wants to admit the horrible truth about our secret Indonesian Muslim overlord? Good god, how deep did the nightmare go? Oh, wait. No, he was just told that Barack Obama wasn't his commanding officer, according to the Army regulations on military justice, and therefore his grievance was bullshit. That was in April 2009.

. . .

A smart man might just walk the fuck away. And Lakin must have some shitty "friends, leaders, [and] supervisors". Because if they didn't tell him to walk the fuck away, then they must be laughing behind his back, wondering how far they could push the fucking idiot. Goddamn, that must be great, drinking and guffawing about how Lakin actually believed them when they said, "Oh, no, Terry, you need to stand up for what you believe." It's like betting a dumb college student that he can't drink a gallon of milk. Sit back and watch the explosive vomit.
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OMG! It's a white guy! Who'dathunkit?!
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From Adem's link:
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Lakin has today informed his superiors that he cannot understand how his oath of office to “preserve, protect and defend the Constitution”
So that's where just me went.
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Not only is he a doctor but he's a Lieutenant Colonel? Fuck me drunk. No wonder the US Army hasn't won a war in sixty years.
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Hey Ronald Reagan beat the shit out of Grenada.
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Yesterday I went to my daughter's kindergarten and punched a two year old in the face. Can I claim that I won a fight?

ETA: No two year olds were harmed in the making of this anecdote.
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DEADLOKD PUNCHED A TWO YEAR OLD IN THE FACE!
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Old 04-02-2010, 05:52 AM
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Hey Ronald Reagan beat the shit out of Grenada.
I thought that was Clint Eastwood and Mario Van Peebles.
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I got on Berg's mailing list by sending him a smartass email, so I will share the berfer news with y'all

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OBAMACARE/OBAMA ELIGIBILITY
MARCH ON WASHINGTON
At the Ellipse - President’s Park South
17th St & Constitution Ave, NW

DATE: SATURDAY, MAY 29, 2010
TIME: 12:00 NOON – 4:00 P.M.

BARACK OBAMA IS NOT ELIGIBLE TO SERVE AS PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
DUE TO THE FOLLOWING:

* The United States Constitution mandates the President of the United States must be a United
States “natural born” Citizen – Article II, Section I;

* Obama was born in Mombasa, in what is now Kenya, Africa;

* Obama’s legal name is Barry Soetoro;

* Obama is an Indonesian Citizen as he was adopted/acknowledged by his stepfather, Lolo Soetoro, an Indonesian Citizen; and

* The Healthcare bill (ObamaCare) signed into Law by Obama on March 23, 2010 is unconstitutional and voidable since he is ineligible to serve as President of the United States.

For these reasons, Philip J. Berg, Esquire, Obamacrimes.com is sponsoring the “OBAMACARE/OBAMA ELIGIBILITY” March on Washington in Washington, D.C. on Saturday, May 29, 2010 from 12:00 noon to 4:00 P.M.

All individuals participating are requested to bring a copy of their Birth Certificate and meet at the Ellipse - President’s Park South located at 17th St & Constitution Ave, NW, Washington, D.C.

For updated information, please visit:

Obamacrimes.com

DONATIONS TO THE CAUSE ARE NEEDED and APPRECIATED

Philip J. Berg, Esq., 555 Andorra Glen Court, Suite 12, Lafayette Hill, PA 19444-2531 (610) 825-3134, [email protected]
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Old 04-12-2010, 06:45 PM
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I got on Berg's mailing list by sending him a smartass email. . . .
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I hope all those protesters will be bringing their real birth certificates and not some hokey "certified copy" bullshit.
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Washington, D.C., March 30, 2010. “I am today compelled to make the distasteful choice to invite my own court martial, in pursuit of the truth about the president’s eligibility under the constitution to hold office”, said active duty Army Lt. Col. Terrence Lakin. The American Patriot Foundation, a non-profit group incorporated in 2003 to foster appreciation and respect for the U.S. Constitution, immediately announced it has set up a legal defense fund and will provide Lt. Col. Lakin with a top-flight defense team.
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According to the great legal minds at Free Republic, this is really good news, because this court martial is a judicial proceeding and, uh, discovery, therefore, Obama will be removed from office any day now. There is some dude on there who knows wtf he is talking about with regard to the UCMJ, but he is a Marxist, apparently.
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According to the great legal minds at Free Republic, this is really good news, because this court martial is a judicial proceeding and, uh, discovery, therefore, Obama will be removed from office any day now. There is some dude on there who knows wtf he is talking about with regard to the UCMJ, but he is a Marxist, apparently.

Yeah, I'll bet it will work THIS TIME.
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What a terrible leader allowing doubts of his legitimacy to fester within the ranks of the military.
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How could just allow the release of his information from Hawaii and his college records and this all goes away.
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lol all the failed court challenges go away? :ohnoes:
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