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Oh, well, now that livius drusus has bravely broken down this thread's gender barrier, I will point out that I refer to this phenomenon--the one where some dude starts saying dumb shit and refusing to even acknowledge others as anything but a springboard for more dumb shit--as "Here, hold my dick!"

Or hey. Maybe someone can help me. Some I'm thinking 17th or 18th century preacher I thought was Jonathan Edwards (but I think lots of things) had some journal entry or whatever where he talks about walking around in the woods ejaculating on various topics and ugh it was just worded so perfectly. WHERE THE HELL IS THAT QUOTE HELP ME I NEED IT LIKE EVERY DAY
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"Here, hold my dick!"

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Jonathan Edwards ejaculate woods

Already No. 3 on the Google hit parade! :heh:

Hold your own Dick, Henry, you need it to produce your Cream of Wee-Wee-Wheat.
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Old 10-21-2014, 08:43 PM
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No. 3? Hardly worth mentioning. :hmph:
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Old 10-21-2014, 09:49 PM
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Jonathan Edwards ejaculate woods

Already No. 3 on the Google hit parade! :heh:

Hold your own Dick, Henry, you need it to produce your Cream of Wee-Wee-Wheat.
Yeah, OK, but my favorite search result is:

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Full text of "Commencement exercises" - Internet Archive
archive.org/.../commencementexer40148univ_djvu.txt
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... McLain Winseck cum laude Robert Neil Woods Kristina Leigh Wright Brooke ... cum laude Jonathan Edward Rakowski cum laude Hannah J'Neil Redmond ...
There are like 97 different layers of "THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT, GOOGLE!"
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Old 10-21-2014, 09:58 PM
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Man, you just cannot search for ejaculate on the Internet anymore. Nancy Drew used to ejaculate all the time. O tempora o mores.:sadno:
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The 23 ejaculations of Holmes and Watson.


Cut-and-pasted from here.
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Default Re: the bigoted, poorly written, lolbertarian, golly-gosh thread

There is a religious meaning, too. Somewhere in a box of childhood treasures, my mother has a card my brother Mike made for her promising to do 100, or maybe it was 1000, ejaculations for her.
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Ew.
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Old 10-21-2014, 11:20 PM
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Default Re: the bigoted, poorly written, lolbertarian, golly-gosh thread

I don't remember much about it, unfortunately, except for that the guy was a jerk and the particular passage was really fortunately phrased, something about walking around the woods ejaculating upon or about all the flora and fauna or something like that.

And it probably wasn't actually Jonathan Edwards. I just think all preachers from that timeframe are Jonathan Edwards because he's the only one whose name I ever remember. I apologize if I'd led anyone down a garden path here.
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I haven't found anything about Jonathan Edwards jerking off in the woods (maybe you're thinking of Jim Bakker?), but it seems his grandfather, Richard Edwards, had a bit of a kinky streak on his deathbed, as recounted by his son:

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While he was praying to God by himself, he was overheard to say, "Lord, I come to you with my naked soul; I desire to bow under thy chastising hand, and hope it is a good chastisement."
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Öhe thus, in a short ejaculation, prayed to God, "O Lord, increase thy grace, and strengthen thy servant's faith!"
Notice that the poor man died in horrible agony, courtesy of the all-loving God to whom he had devoted his life.

I prefer Oscar Wilde's final words on his deathbed: "Either that wallpaper goes, or I do." The wallpaper stayed.
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Default Re: the bigoted, poorly written, lolbertarian, golly-gosh thread

Sorry, I think the site's formatting must have moved the punctuation around a bit.

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The 23 ejaculations of Holmes and Watson.

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Somewhere in a box of childhood treasures, my mother has a card my brother Mike made for her promising to do 100, or maybe it was 1000, ejaculations for her.
oh hey secret santa
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As I say in post 15: 'I'll post whatever I like here. And (because I'm not selfish) you can play too!'.

So: Have at it.
What do you think it is that everybody is doing? Problem is that there's so little to have at. What more can one say about your gibberish apart from "that's gibberish"?

You're a successful troll, though. I mean, look at how you yourself describe your own ejaculations. "Poorly written" in the title. "Shit" in the opening post. Then we troop in and agree with that in a manner that suggests we are disagreeing with you. If there's anything that can be regarded as admirable in the art of trolling it's the subtlety of your hook.
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Gruber's statements are unremarkable.

The attempt by the Right to capitalize on his remarks is unremarkable.

The attempt by the Left to minimize his remarks is unremarkable.

This is a non-story.
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Gruber's statements are unremarkable.

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Default the iran deal

Iím time-pressed (Iím always frigginí time-pressed) so I havenít paid the attention I could or should to events.

Question: Is there anything in the agreement prohibiting Iran from using the sanction relief (100 to 150 billion) to buy a ready-made atomic (and delivery system)?
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I dunno, pretty far-fetched, they'd have to find somebody willing to sell missiles to Iran for that to work.
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Friggin' Paul...pffftt!

I was thinkin' more: 'Hello? Mr. Putin? We'd like to make a purchase...'
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I guess it would really come down to whether Mr. Putin believes in applying Reagan’s approach to foreign policy to the Iran issue.
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I'm thinkin' Putin would do it just to give the U.S. the finger.
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