Re: Frothy Mixture of Semen and Feces Has a Reputation Problem
There's a joke about santorum and a sack there somewhere, but I'm too tired to make it. Someone help me out here.
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Re: Frothy Mixture of Semen and Feces Has a Reputation Problem
Baskin Robbins should name a flavor after Santorum. Linguistically speaking, ice cream would be especially suited to such a move.
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To "rick" is to remove something with your tongue—the "r" from "remove," the "ick" from "lick"—which makes "rick santorum" the most disgusting two-word sentence in the English language after "vote Republican."
Re: Frothy Mixture of Semen and Feces Has a Reputation Problem
Equality ‘Doesn’t Come From Islam‘ But From ’God of Abraham, Isaac & Jacob’ Allah, says Santorum, the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.
Re: Frothy Mixture of Semen and Feces Has a Reputation Problem
I love the soundbite of Santorum criticizing Newt for doing a commercial with Nancy Pelosi while incredulously claiming that he has never even sat on a couch with anyone other than his wife.
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Re: Frothy Mixture of Semen and Feces Has a Reputation Problem
Wins in Missouri, Colorado, Minnesota.
Although Missouri's vote is non-binding and nobody else really campaigned there.
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Re: Frothy Mixture of Semen and Feces Has a Reputation Problem
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I love the soundbite of Santorum criticizing Newt for doing a commercial with Nancy Pelosi while incredulously claiming that he has never even sat on a couch with anyone other than his wife.
That's some fucking commitment.
That's because buttsex is spread by sitting on a couch.
Wait - or was that Santorum, the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the product of anal sex, that is spread by sitting on couches?
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FWIW, even the people I know who hate Obama are just mystified by this guy.
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NOW TILL SATURDAY must be a sekrit code for something.
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In other news, Romney won the Maine caucuses! The momentum has shifted again! Run for your lives before it tips over on us all!
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[T]he Massachusetts Republican once strapped a dog to the roof of his vehicle ahead of a family road trip in 1983. According to a 2007 Boston Globe profile of the candidate, Romney’s oldest son, Tagg, yelled, “Gross!” as he noticed a brown liquid flowing down the back window from the Irish Setter Seamus.
“As the rest of the boys joined in the howls of disgust, Romney coolly pulled off the highway and into a service station,” the Globe noted. “There, he borrowed a hose, washed down Seamus and the car, then hopped back onto the highway. It was a tiny preview of a trait he would grow famous for in business: emotion-free crisis management.”
This story never ceases to astonish. This - THIS - is the amusing anecdote that "Mitt" "La Cucaracha" Romney himself shared for the purpose of showing what a wonderful, wacky family he has. What it actually shows is that Romney is a dog-torturing sociopath who has no business whatsoever walking the same streets with sane, decent human beings. Why is "Mitt" "La Cucaracha" Romney even free?
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More on Seamusgate:
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Mitt Romney may not have told the whole truth about the scandalous tale of his Irish Setter, Seamus, being strapped to the roof of his car during a 12-hour family road trip to Canada. According to a trusted Politicker tipster, two of Mr. Romney’s sons had an off-record conversation with reporters where they revealed the dog ran away when they reached their destination on that infamous journey in 1983.
Mr. Romney’s wife, Ann, has previously said Seamus survived the trip and went on to live to a “ripe old age.” As of this writing, Mr. Romney’s campaign has not responded to multiple requests for comment on this story.