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Old 04-20-2017, 04:13 PM
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The cops escort a duck fambly to the river!

Duck family horror show!

Initially they tried to transport them in a box but apparently the ducks didn't like that so they were escorted by the police through the streets.
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Old 04-20-2017, 08:27 PM
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Gequaks!

I see Google Translate has come a long way with Luxembourgish ... but isn't quite there yet.
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On Thursday morning, the officials of the police theoretically, how they came to the office, many Gequaks heard. The policewomen and policemen were on the search and the rear courtyard of a building Intefamill discovered. 11 Little with the parents, who have their more cautious.

The animals could not remain in court, why should they in a box at the river transported. That was the parents did not like and they fortgeflunn. When the officials who broke into smaller but watschele thoughtfully, come the parents also back.
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Old 04-21-2017, 05:59 AM
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"They could not remain in court!" :giggles:

Quaken is to quack obviously
Intefamill = duck family
fortgeflunn = flew away
watschele = to waddle
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Old 04-21-2017, 09:51 AM
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You watschele thoughtfully!
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Old 04-21-2017, 09:55 AM
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Old 04-25-2017, 10:51 PM
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I think I know what happened to your wild boar.

Wild boars overrun Islamic State position, kill 3 militants
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Old 04-25-2017, 11:26 PM
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Three Islamic State militants setting up an ambush in a bitterly contested area of northern Iraq were killed by a herd of stampeding boars, local leaders say.

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Old 04-26-2017, 02:32 AM
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I know that Moslems are not supposed to eat pork, but is it ok if they get killed by them?
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Old 04-26-2017, 03:20 AM
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[Disembodied voice speaking to Islamic militant at the gates of paradise]: You touch pork? NO SOUP FOR YOU!

[dead militant]: Aww sheet.
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Old 04-26-2017, 06:12 AM
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Iraq has a bunch of bad hombres down there. They aren't doing enough to stop them. I think their military is scared. Our boars aren't, so we just might send them down to take care of it.
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Old 05-18-2017, 05:43 AM
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Google Translate tells me that the Luxembourgish word for "yogurt" is évaluatiounssysteme.

Do you often eat frozen evaluation-system?
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Old 05-18-2017, 05:59 AM
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I've send them a correction request. DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE?
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Old 05-18-2017, 09:26 AM
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Obviously yes. The boar can't type, insufficient trotter-eye coordination.
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The boar is busy fighting ISIS.
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Old 05-19-2017, 06:03 AM
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:^:
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Since this is the official :ff: wild boar thread:

Urban beasts: how wild animals have moved into cities | Environment | The Guardian

The disaster is that the article fails to mention Luxembourg.
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UK ambassador's 'bruising' encounter with Austrian boar - BBC News
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Since this is the official :ff: wild boar thread:

Urban beasts: how wild animals have moved into cities | Environment | The Guardian

The disaster is that the article fails to mention Luxembourg.
Is that so?

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This century, wolves have walked back into many densely populated countries including Germany, Denmark, Holland and Luxembourg, and have even been sighted close to Paris.
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Old 05-24-2017, 09:51 AM
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Still a disaster for Luxembourg's pride:

(1) It took you 4 days to find that.

(2) It's not exactly a medium-sized mention, is it?

(3) It's not in the body of the article, but in a list of related points afterwards.

(4) It only mentions wolves not the Wild Boar of Caerbannog Luxembannog Luxembourg.
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Since this is the official :ff: wild boar thread:

Urban beasts: how wild animals have moved into cities | Environment | The Guardian

The disaster is that the article fails to mention Luxembourg.
Is that so?

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This century, wolves have walked back into many densely populated countries including Germany, Denmark, Holland and Luxembourg, and have even been sighted close to Paris.
Wait what there are wolves in the Netherlands now?
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Update: wolf, singular. And it got run over :(
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Old 05-24-2017, 01:44 PM
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Yeah. They found a dead wolf somehere in Overijssel or Drenthe that probably crossed the border. No proof any are here permanently. Yet.
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Yeah. They found a dead wolf somehere in Overijssel or Drenthe that probably crossed the border. No proof any are here permanently. Yet.
Lone wolf crosses unprotected border, WILDERS WAS RIGHT :freakout:
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Our secret service got rid of it though :ninjaing:
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Don't tell! :shh:
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